I post my least favorite commercials here

[Sister Havana 17]

"THIS...GIRL IS ON FIRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!"Oh hey, go on a spending binge and unwisely use credit and you too can meet Alicia Keys*!*- She won't like you any more because you use a special credit card.

:goodposting:I really, really hate the Proactiv commercials too.

[heckmanm 4,351]

"Daaaaaad? Daaaaaad?"

Why is there a floating, full DVR next to my bed?

So annoying.

Oof. Just came in to post that. The whole series of them.

[Captain Quinoa 2,289]

"Daaaaaad? Daaaaaad?"

Why is there a floating, full DVR next to my bed?

So annoying.

Oof. Just came in to post that. The whole series of them.

At least someone gets to

[Sister Havana 17]

I almost forgot the Accu-Chek Nano ads. Just try getting that jingle out of your head.

[Andy Dufresne 11,741]

The new Overstock commercials creep me out for some reason.

[General Malaise 26,440]

Radioshack has a new one for the holidays. Some pre-teen girl receives a phone or something and just shrieks like she is on fire for 30 seconds or whatever. Horrible. There needs to be a firing squad for some of these advertisers.

[flysack 729]

I don't know what's more annoying, Microsoft trying the pitch a new product with the annoying way it SNAPS! together, or the inexplicable SPROCKETS knockoff halfway through.

[shuke 22,469]

Radioshack has a new one for the holidays. Some pre-teen girl receives a phone or something and just shrieks like she is on fire for 30 seconds or whatever. Horrible. There needs to be a firing squad for some of these advertisers.

Radio Shack. Still in business. Geniuses.

[Encyclopedia Brown 2,618]

The new Progressive Insurance commercials where Flo and her co-workers get into the "Reservoir Dogs" stance with their price guns is quite odd.

Flo seems very on edge.

[Glass Joe 522]

The new Progressive Insurance commercials where Flo and her co-workers get into the "Reservoir Dogs" stance with their price guns is quite odd.Flo seems very on edge.

Everything Flo.

[Jutz 185]

Guiness is obviously racist. I mean, read between the line here folks:

What makes Guiness Black Lager so special? Let me explain.

Regular beer is kind of a friendly bubbly color,

There's just something about black,

It adds more character, more style, more taste.

Choose Guiness black Lager.

I think you'll agree... there's something about black.

The chorus of the bumper music for the commercial outro "Once you go black, you never go back".

And to top it off, they have a white guy pimping the beer in the commercial to hide their racist overtones. Shame on you Guiness, shame on you.

[flysack 729]

Guiness is obviously racist. I mean, read between the line here folks:

What makes Guiness Black Lager so special? Let me explain.

Regular beer is kind of a friendly bubbly color,

There's just something about black,

It adds more character, more style, more taste.

Choose Guiness black Lager.

I think you'll agree... there's something about black.

The chorus of the bumper music for the commercial outro "Once you go black, you never go back".

And to top it off, they have a white guy pimping the beer in the commercial to hide their racist overtones. Shame on you Guiness, shame on you.

Meh, Guinness Black Lager also tastes like s###. And this is from a devoted Guinness Draught drinker.

[17seconds 556]

"Daaaaaad? Daaaaaad?"

Why is there a floating, full DVR next to my bed?

So annoying.

Oof. Just came in to post that. The whole series of them.

I don't get it.

I have the issue of recording 2 shows at once and not being able to watch a 3rd. I know the issue.

The idea that the problem is so ubiquitous and pervasive in your life that it can be represented by I massive floating screen in your face... that I don't get

[mad sweeney 129]

Guiness is obviously racist. I mean, read between the line here folks:

What makes Guiness Black Lager so special? Let me explain.

Regular beer is kind of a friendly bubbly color,

There's just something about black,

It adds more character, more style, more taste.

Choose Guiness black Lager.

I think you'll agree... there's something about black.

The chorus of the bumper music for the commercial outro "Once you go black, you never go back".

And to top it off, they have a white guy pimping the beer in the commercial to hide their racist overtones. Shame on you Guiness, shame on you.

Nice avatar!

[Raider Nation 5,597]

The new Progressive Insurance commercials where Flo and her co-workers get into the "Reservoir Dogs" stance with their price guns is quite odd.

Flo seems very on edge.

Everything Flo.

EB is the last one on this island.

[mad sweeney 129]

"Daaaaaad? Daaaaaad?"

Why is there a floating, full DVR next to my bed?

So annoying.

Oof. Just came in to post that. The whole series of them.

I don't get it.

I have the issue of recording 2 shows at once and not being able to watch a 3rd. I know the issue.

The idea that the problem is so ubiquitous and pervasive in your life that it can be represented by I massive floating screen in your face... that I don't get

Just saw one I hadn't seen before that made me laugh out loud. The floating screen was on the bed, pinning his pants to the mattress and his harpy wife rags on him for not wearing different ones. He likes those, he said. She said, then don't wear pants. So then he slayed me with "Then I'm ready, waiting on you.". Perfect deadpan and only redeeming moment of that series.

[Grace Under Pressure 4,197]

"Daaaaaad? Daaaaaad?"

Why is there a floating, full DVR next to my bed?

So annoying.

Oof. Just came in to post that. The whole series of them.

I don't get it.

I have the issue of recording 2 shows at once and not being able to watch a 3rd. I know the issue.

The idea that the problem is so ubiquitous and pervasive in your life that it can be represented by I massive floating screen in your face... that I don't get

Just saw one I hadn't seen before that made me laugh out loud. The floating screen was on the bed, pinning his pants to the mattress and his harpy wife rags on him for not wearing different ones. He likes those, he said. She said, then don't wear pants. So then he slayed me with "Then I'm ready, waiting on you.". Perfect deadpan and only redeeming moment of that series.

The worst commercials. I would make sweet, joyous hate love to that wife/mom though. Something lustful about her.

[KiddLattimer 1,101]

The Target black friday "we should totally go together" commercial makes me want to put a bullet in my brain

My link

[jamny 6,332]

My back feels good and my bottom feels good.

I would never let that guy live that line down if I was a friend of his.

[Mr. Pickles 4,620]

the Bud Light "labels / kickers" commercialTHE ####ING LABELS DON'T LINE UP!

[17seconds 556]

Probably my least favorite commercial tagline ever: "Find God's match for you at ChristianMingle.com"

That's as much "wrong" as you can possibly put into 7 words

Look how many levels you have to clear for this statement to be true:

1. God has to exist

2. God has to care who your match is

3. God has to intervene in finding your match

4. God has to have decided to use the internet as the conduit for finding your match

5. God has decided that ChristianMingle.com is the place where your match is found

I don't think CrossEyed on his best day even buys into level 4

[Rayderr 508]

Probably my least favorite commercial tagline ever: "Find God's match for you at ChristianMingle.com"

That's as much "wrong" as you can possibly put into 7 words

Look how many levels you have to clear for this statement to be true:

1. God has to exist

2. God has to care who your match is

3. God has to intervene in finding your match

4. God has to have decided to use the internet as the conduit for finding your match

5. God has decided that ChristianMingle.com is the place where your match is found

I don't think CrossEyed on his best day even buys into level 4

That's not even the worse online dating commercial. I present to you...

[Mister CIA 8,217]

It looks Little Ceasar's traded two pizzas for an entire ad campaign.

Pizza Time

[St. Louis Bob 6,285]

give-a give-a give-a Garmin is about to give-me give-me give-me and aneurism.

[Brady Marino 1,333]

give-a give-a give-a Garmin is about to give-me give-me give-me and aneurism.

It shows that you LOOOOOOVE what they do!

[Sweet Feet 0]

Guiness is obviously racist. I mean, read between the line here folks:

What makes Guiness Black Lager so special? Let me explain.

Regular beer is kind of a friendly bubbly color,

There's just something about black,

It adds more character, more style, more taste.

Choose Guiness black Lager.

I think you'll agree... there's something about black.

The chorus of the bumper music for the commercial outro "Once you go black, you never go back".

And to top it off, they have a white guy pimping the beer in the commercial to hide their racist overtones. Shame on you Guiness, shame on you.

Noticed recently that they took that off the ending in the commercial

1st time I saw it I knew they'd get complaints

Edited December 9, 2012 by Sweet Feet

[RenegadeGM 335]

Really, really hating the Chase Freedom "Cash Back" parodies of "Footloose" more and more every time they come on.

"Everybody get, everybody get..." Get off my screen.

[Cheese and Crackers 278]

"Daaaaaad? Daaaaaad?"

Why is there a floating, full DVR next to my bed?

So annoying.

Oof. Just came in to post that. The whole series of them.

I don't get it.

I have the issue of recording 2 shows at once and not being able to watch a 3rd. I know the issue.

The idea that the problem is so ubiquitous and pervasive in your life that it can be represented by I massive floating screen in your face... that I don't get

Just saw one I hadn't seen before that made me laugh out loud. The floating screen was on the bed, pinning his pants to the mattress and his harpy wife rags on him for not wearing different ones. He likes those, he said. She said, then don't wear pants. So then he slayed me with "Then I'm ready, waiting on you.". Perfect deadpan and only redeeming moment of that series.

There's one more:

"I feel like it's watching me walk around naked."

"Well, at least somebody gets to."

<brushes teeth>

[Kool-Aid Larry 693]

I believe there's a mcdonald's radio spot pimping one dollar drinks that goes something like

drinks are one dollar every day

the day you lock stares with a baby -- one dollar

the day your cat something or other -- one dollar

somethingsomethingsomething - one dollar

every day between now and the end of time -- one dollar

limited time only

[Raider Nation 5,597]

Right near the beginning, and again at 1:12. Funniest shit ever.

Synopsis: Grown man is incapable of using a Q-tip without screaming in agony.

:lmao:

[jamny 6,332]

At first I liked the V8 guy with the electrodes because I think he does a good job for what they wanted but they have played the #### out of that commercial.

[mr. furley 12,233]

the Bud Light "labels / kickers" commercialTHE ####ING LABELS DON'T LINE UP!

aligning the labels to be parallel with the field so that it creates a synergy with the flight path of the ball. THE LABELS DON'T LINE UP.

[Mr. Pickles 4,620]

the Bud Light "labels / kickers" commercialTHE ####ING LABELS DON'T LINE UP!

aligning the labels to be parallel with the field so that it creates a synergy with the flight path of the ball. THE LABELS DON'T LINE UP.

[Rayderr 508]

the Bud Light "labels / kickers" commercialTHE ####ING LABELS DON'T LINE UP!

aligning the labels to be parallel with the field so that it creates a synergy with the flight path of the ball. THE LABELS DON'T LINE UP.

The black guy's is facing to the right instead of straight out like everyone else's.

[Mr. Pickles 4,620]

the Bud Light "labels / kickers" commercialTHE ####ING LABELS DON'T LINE UP!

aligning the labels to be parallel with the field so that it creates a synergy with the flight path of the ball. THE LABELS DON'T LINE UP.

The black guy's is facing to the right instead of straight out like everyone else's.

Is this what we're going with?

[Rayderr 508]

the Bud Light "labels / kickers" commercialTHE ####ING LABELS DON'T LINE UP!

aligning the labels to be parallel with the field so that it creates a synergy with the flight path of the ball. THE LABELS DON'T LINE UP.

The black guy's is facing to the right instead of straight out like everyone else's.

Is this what we're going with?

I'm assuming that's what he's talking about. I noticed that prior to it being mentioned. Personally, I'm more offended that they think it's the labels that ensure Janikowski makes the field goal. Janikowski is usually pretty good.

[Leroy Hoard 13,453]

Right near the beginning, and again at 1:12. Funniest shit ever.

Synopsis: Grown man is incapable of using a Q-tip without screaming in agony.

:lmao:

lol

[mr. furley 12,233]

the Bud Light "labels / kickers" commercialTHE ####ING LABELS DON'T LINE UP!

aligning the labels to be parallel with the field so that it creates a synergy with the flight path of the ball. THE LABELS DON'T LINE UP.

PM shuke for further explanation

[Mr. Pickles 4,620]

Crushed it

lol @ the description

[Raider Nation 5,597]

Crushed it

lol @ the description

Hate him. Hope he gets crushed by a Mack truck.

[Fennis 2,280]

Crushed it

lol @ the description

Schmidt does it right: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQy-gTH0nN8

[Leroy Hoard 13,453]

I swear Saturday morning I saw an ad on sportcenter that featured a little kid opening his xmas gift and it was a whole box of 5 hour energy drink.

[Fennis 2,280]

I swear Saturday morning I saw an ad on sportcenter that featured a little kid opening his xmas gift and it was a whole box of 5 hour energy drink.

[Mr. Pickles 4,620]

The Bud Light Pitbull commercials are terrible. I hope they're paying him a ton because his cool factor is in the toilet.

[Brady Marino 1,333]

The Bud Light Pitbull commercials are terrible. I hope they're paying him a ton because his cool factor is in the toilet.

DIALIT

[shuke 22,469]

The Bud Light Pitbull commercials are terrible. I hope they're paying him a ton because his cool factor is in the toilet.

Is this guy famous or something?

[mad sweeney 129]

Probably my least favorite commercial tagline ever: "Find God's match for you at ChristianMingle.com"

That's as much "wrong" as you can possibly put into 7 words

Look how many levels you have to clear for this statement to be true:

1. God has to exist

2. God has to care who your match is

3. God has to intervene in finding your match

4. God has to have decided to use the internet as the conduit for finding your match

5. God has decided that ChristianMingle.com is the place where your match is found

I don't think CrossEyed on his best day even buys into level 4

People that would even consider using it already believe in 1 and 2. 3 - 5 don't have to be true, they're just a matter of convenience. But really, that's a narrow demographic ad so none of it really matters.

[mad sweeney 129]

"Daaaaaad? Daaaaaad?"

Why is there a floating, full DVR next to my bed?

So annoying.

Oof. Just came in to post that. The whole series of them.

I don't get it.

I have the issue of recording 2 shows at once and not being able to watch a 3rd. I know the issue.

The idea that the problem is so ubiquitous and pervasive in your life that it can be represented by I massive floating screen in your face... that I don't get

Just saw one I hadn't seen before that made me laugh out loud. The floating screen was on the bed, pinning his pants to the mattress and his harpy wife rags on him for not wearing different ones. He likes those, he said. She said, then don't wear pants. So then he slayed me with "Then I'm ready, waiting on you.". Perfect deadpan and only redeeming moment of that series.

There's one more:

"I feel like it's watching me walk around naked."

"Well, at least somebody gets to."

<brushes teeth>

Might as well stay, it's not like we're watching TV. Besides, we have all this fancy cheese. You look like a brie man if I've ever seen one.

That dude is money and I've seen another commercial or two for other products that he's in.

[Illegal Pants Downfield 8]

I get the basic premise -- big football fan gets to watch her favorite team anywhere she goes on Verizon Wireless with NFL Mobile.

But there are two things that I just can't understand:

1) She gets progressively hotter/less frumpy in each scene. Why? Does subscribing to Verizon make you hotter?

2) At the 0:11 mark, why does she say "Aww" like something bad (or maybe 'cute'?) happened, and then correct herself "I mean awww yeah!"?

One of those commercials where if I saw it once, it wouldn't register with me positively or negatively. But they play it so often during football games, I've had a million opportunities to notice how odd some of these elements are.

[Binky The Doormat 12,659]

The "my debut album" 5-Hour Energy guy. So punchable.

Not funny, punchable guy