Chick is so hot, though.It just won't go away:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltA50HKyM14
@ the title of that video...Kay Jewelers - Storm Commercial - "Every Kiss Begins with... STAB!"It just won't go away:
Glad I'm not the only one that thinks the guy is creepy.It just won't go away:
"COME SAVE US A RUNAWAY TRAIN GOING *unintelligible* OVER AND OVER AND..."Somebody, somewhere is going go snap one day when they hear that freakin' Chase song Somebody Left the Gate Open one more time. I keep wishing JackLinks Sasquatch would throw a boulder at the rock climbing chick.
What's up with that guy's legs in the new commercial where he is sitting at the table with the kids? Normal upper body and the legs of a midget. Freaky.It's the guy that I hate, not the kids or the concept. The guy thinks he's Stephen Colbert.Those AT&T commericals with the little kids make me want to throw the TV out the window.
Noticed that too after I got done being annoyed by the shrill kid. "We want more! We want more!"What's up with that guy's legs in the new commercial where he is sitting at the table with the kids? Normal upper body and the legs of a midget. Freaky.It's the guy that I hate, not the kids or the concept. The guy thinks he's Stephen Colbert.Those AT&T commericals with the little kids make me want to throw the TV out the window.
I follow you.Noticed that too after I got done being annoyed by the shrill kid. "We want more! We want more!"What's up with that guy's legs in the new commercial where he is sitting at the table with the kids? Normal upper body and the legs of a midget. Freaky.It's the guy that I hate, not the kids or the concept. The guy thinks he's Stephen Colbert.Those AT&T commericals with the little kids make me want to throw the TV out the window.
This tune is awful and it's back in heavy rotation. The lyrics sound like Mars Volta gone lesbo. I'm too lazy to do any research but I feel like it must have been written purely as an uber-obnoxious ad jingle.The worst part is, you don't notice it until it's right on top of you. And then it's too late."COME SAVE US A RUNAWAY TRAIN GOING *unintelligible* OVER AND OVER AND..."Somebody, somewhere is going go snap one day when they hear that freakin' Chase song Somebody Left the Gate Open one more time. I keep wishing JackLinks Sasquatch would throw a boulder at the rock climbing chick.
But I do like the idea of a recliner toiletI may just put a shotgun in my mouth the next time a see/hear a "Hoppa" commercial.
He killed Natalie Wood. Guy should be in jail.Have you guys seen the Reverse Mortgage commercial starring Robert Wagner? It begins with him sitting in a studio, in a director's chair, reading a script. Normally, most people would be skeptical of reverse mortgages. It's a scam, right? But Robert Wagner is READING A HOLLYWOOD SCRIPT! How could this not be legit?
I've never seen that commercial before. But the BL think tank should move on from the Here We Go platform and soon. It seems my TV market is stuck on showing the 12 different ATT kid commecials and the Alltel "da da da, horsey don't speak..." and "hatchett chop" nightmares. However, I do like the DirectTV spot where the guy's car catches fire from a small spark from jumper cables and the woman gets molested by the giant air puppet.I would like everyone involved with this commercial to die a horrible and immediate death.
Awful, but it beats hearing that HAG Flo sing another stupid song.If I didn't want to kill everyone in Progressive's marketing department before, I certainly do now.
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I think I know the one. Some black chick who talks about how staunchly "conservative" she is, right? The crew back home wouldn't even recognize her because she's so CRAZY riding a zip line? Do people really congratulate themselves over tiny achievements like this?The gal who shrieks while ziplining - ZIPLINING! VERY SAFE....NOT JUMPING OUT OF A PLANE HERE - needs to put a sock in her piehole and the commercial needs an immediate death. I think it's a Chase commercial, but really, I don't know. I hate hearing her shriek.
Yes, that's the one. Awful.I think I know the one. Some black chick who talks about how staunchly "conservative" she is, right? The crew back home wouldn't even recognize her because she's so CRAZY riding a zip line? Do people really congratulate themselves over tiny achievements like this?The gal who shrieks while ziplining - ZIPLINING! VERY SAFE....NOT JUMPING OUT OF A PLANE HERE - needs to put a sock in her piehole and the commercial needs an immediate death. I think it's a Chase commercial, but really, I don't know. I hate hearing her shriek.
I finally saw this. OMG! Too funny. She's strapped in with 16 harnesses.The gal who shrieks while ziplining - ZIPLINING! VERY SAFE....NOT JUMPING OUT OF A PLANE HERE - needs to put a sock in her piehole and the commercial needs an immediate death. I think it's a Chase commercial, but really, I don't know. I hate hearing her shriek.
I'm gonna be that guy if I get old.Can't stand that State Farm ad where some slut blows her savings on some crappy purse. I do like the old man with the buck on a hook.
15 seconds after I posted this, this commercial came on MLB Network.Metamucil chick riding a stationary bike while multitasking saying that people who say fiber does just one thing are what "She likes to call, WRONG" before doing her best Amy Poehler facial expression. My god, I've never wanted to a woman to drown so hard in all my life.
Doing some scouting for Team #### Show?15 seconds after I posted this, this commercial came on MLB Network.Metamucil chick riding a stationary bike while multitasking saying that people who say fiber does just one thing are what "She likes to call, WRONG" before doing her best Amy Poehler facial expression. My god, I've never wanted to a woman to drown so hard in all my life.
GamblingDoing some scouting for Team #### Show?15 seconds after I posted this, this commercial came on MLB Network.Metamucil chick riding a stationary bike while multitasking saying that people who say fiber does just one thing are what "She likes to call, WRONG" before doing her best Amy Poehler facial expression. My god, I've never wanted to a woman to drown so hard in all my life.
I keep waiting for the Discover lady in that commercial to start talking about the power of Pine-Sol.The Discover Card commercial with the two chubby black ladies is my current least favorite. The cackling at the end is like fingernails on a chalkboard. Plus, like you're going to forget why you called in just because a person answered?
Looks like an ad from Lost.That Dausault Systemes commercial you see on Golf Channel is the most confusing, headspinning thing you'll ever see. Can't find the 30sec cut online, only the 1min - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW7y-ErlfwI.
The 1min cut makes some sense but the 30s version crams 4 or 5 disparate things in there in a very WTF way. If you've seen it, you know what I mean. "WTF did I just watch?"