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I post my least favorite commercials here (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Mr. Pickles
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AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
flufhed
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Somehow just saw this again. I have no words to describe how much I hate it. I think the fact that's he's so proud of it really bugs me.
Rayderr
Footballguy
Baskin Robbon Ice Cream Cake commercial. What really worries me is that apparently that's a real song, not just some crappy jingle made by an ad agency.
flufhed
Footballguy
That's pretty exciting.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
KnowledgeReignsSupreme
Footballguy
Do radio ads qualify for this thread?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
If I could find that awful "It's better in the Bahamas" commercial I'd post it here. It's like someone took 30 seconds to write that tune.
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
I haven't read any of this, but seeing the title made me jump at the opportunity to express my hate with that obnoxious redhead in those Progressive commercials. Turn it as fast as I can so I don't have to hear her build-up. And what's with the squeaky clean white backdrop/feeling to that crap?
I'm sure someone already brought it up, but whatever...
I'm sure someone already brought it up, but whatever...
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
A few Flo ads make it in my "I post my favorite commercials here" thread.
She's polarizing, but I think they are largely pretty clever.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Here you go, Sonny. This one sucks hard.
badmojo1006
Footballguy
Coors light radio spot where the guy doesn't know if his beer is cold and needs insurance... 
Jeebus dude, Man up! First thing, stop drinking that watered down piss water Coors...
And then you know how you tell if your beer is cold...Grab the effen can/bottle and if it's cold drink it you ##### whipped ########
Jeebus dude, Man up! First thing, stop drinking that watered down piss water Coors...
And then you know how you tell if your beer is cold...Grab the effen can/bottle and if it's cold drink it you ##### whipped ########
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
This has been going on for years now. For some reason the marketing geniuses at Post seem to think that shooting commercials in their factories and featuring their dim-witted workers will make people crave cereal. I have no idea what thought process leads to this result.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
Yep, there ya have it. Nauseating. I'm sure they're quite effective though; they're playing them like crazy and I remembered the brand easily -- a brand I would normally have zero interest in at that.
strykerpks
Footballguy
. The damn song is catchy but I have to turn it off
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
That's Dell being about a decade late to the "flashy colors" trend started by Apple's iMac.
Osaurus
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
All I can think of is Goat Boy when I see or hear that guy.
It belongs here.
It belongs here.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
How is Jim Brewer still getting work?By the way, are we now referring to crust with cheese laid on top of it as "stuffed crust"?
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Maroney=Sped
Footballguy
These. Suck. Royally.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
The only thing Breuer (or whatever) has ever done that was funny is AC/DC doing the Hokey Pokey.
Maroney=Sped
Footballguy
Every Tecate Light commercial, including the awful radio commercials. The TV commercials try too hard to be ethnic, and the radio commercial is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too repetitive and stupid in repeating the name of the beer.
Go away.
Go away.
Draftnik
Footballguy
"Versanchez," lowriders with jacked hydraulics, chupacabra and Tecate Light -- nice way to sell short your culture, its people and its contributions to society.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
I'm pretty sure that's about it.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Wow, relax.
Maroney=Sped
Footballguy
Better yet, the voiceover is done by that ultra-Mexican, Mitch Urban.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Yeah, better be careful with that stuff. So spicy.
Maroney=Sped
Footballguy
This is usually what I eat when I'm out base jumping and razor scooting 
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
of it featuring Paul Rudd.
Sister Havana
Footballguy
That part of the Intel ads always works my nerves! I'd like to nominate all ads for Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, Enzyte, and any male enhancement product. Television and radio both. In the Chicago area (and probably other Big Ten conference markets) we have a radio ad for the Big Ten Network Football Four Pack: "NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FOUR PACK!" The Fight Club homage just doesn't work - the ad is terrible.ETA 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS!
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djcolts
Footballguy
The TV ad is terrible, also.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Dumb.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I'm not sure it's as clear in this grainy clip, but in HD this woman looks like a cartoon. Whatever they did to her isn't real.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I heard that if you snort Miracle Whip it gets you f###ing zooted.
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
Radio commercial currently playing during, I think, every single commercial break on KFAN in the Twin Cities for Crown Royal Whiskey. They are trying to market Crown Royal as a snooty alternative to drinking beer while watching the game. The voice actor has this smarmy, laid back voice that drives me so batty. All I can think of while listening to this commercial is that he must be watching the game with a bunch of Dockers wearing 50 somethings that never played and have no comprehension of the game they are watching.
Maroney=Sped
Footballguy
I hadn't seen that one. The last one the Times did was like that too, but not this bad. I love that it's both highbrows, but also young highbrows who (I guess) know that the future of news is in print.Have you read the comments to that video?
Norman Einstein
Footballguy
Rayderr
Footballguy
It's really more of a cheese moat.
Red Eyed and Blue
Footballguy
This is one of the best threads on the FFA right now.
Not sure if anyone has mentioned this one or not and I doubt many of you have seen it unless you watch some upper level cable stations like the ever wild Ivestigation Discovery Channel or the ultra hip Biography Channel, but the Bare Minerals commercial gives me homicidal rages. It airs nearly every commercial break, is probably 90 seconds long and the chicks in there are as obnoxious as they are ugly.
"Bare Minerals IS my miracle."
"It's easy to talk about something you love and I LOVE Bare Minerals!"
Die.
Oh, and now that winter approaches, I think it's high time to unleash the fine craftwork that is
. These things go GREAT with mobile homes. And I think after I've seen this commercial for the ten thousandth time, I might buy one. I certainly can't buy more than two, for that's my limit!
Not sure if anyone has mentioned this one or not and I doubt many of you have seen it unless you watch some upper level cable stations like the ever wild Ivestigation Discovery Channel or the ultra hip Biography Channel, but the Bare Minerals commercial gives me homicidal rages. It airs nearly every commercial break, is probably 90 seconds long and the chicks in there are as obnoxious as they are ugly.
"Bare Minerals IS my miracle."
"It's easy to talk about something you love and I LOVE Bare Minerals!"
Die.
Oh, and now that winter approaches, I think it's high time to unleash the fine craftwork that is
. These things go GREAT with mobile homes. And I think after I've seen this commercial for the ten thousandth time, I might buy one. I certainly can't buy more than two, for that's my limit!
