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The Brinks/Broadview security commericals deserve a place in here.

ZOMG!!!!!!!111111111 Your wife is going to get raped by a strongarmed robbery of her house in broad daylight unless you get a Broadview alarm system which will buzz enough to make them run awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, watch several of these commercials - they're all linked on the right on the page I linked. The female fear-oriented angle is laughably obvious.

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I still want to punch that curly haired kid who claims she doesn't know what a computer is in the face.

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Hey. Hey. What you doing on your computer? What's a computer?       Millennials, amirite?

This is obviously pitched to hipsters, highbrows, and pseudo-intellectuals, but I can't imagine who it's actually resonating with. It's so smug I want to slap my TV.

I know I'm not alone here because I found a terrific

of it featuring Paul Rudd. :)
I'm a cool black guy.

The section that lists all the sections section.

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The Brinks/Broadview security commericals deserve a place in here.

ZOMG!!!!!!!111111111 Your wife is going to get raped by a strongarmed robbery of her house in broad daylight unless you get a Broadview alarm system which will buzz enough to make them run awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, watch several of these commercials - they're all linked on the right on the page I linked. The female fear-oriented angle is laughably obvious.

Thanks for filling my laugh quotient for the night, as I have now just viewed the riotous "Ex-Boyfriend" spot. The only one of this execrable series that I have seen on TV is the "Backyard" iteration - - where some dude who looks and acts like a Terminator kicks in the front door in broad daylight when he knows that a mom and her little girl are at home. Happens constantly! Luckily, this particular Cyberdyne Systems model is easily daunted, and he runs away from the loud noise while the mom ANSWERS THE INSTANTANEOUS CALL FROM RICK OR WHATEVER ##### FROM BRINKS IN AN UNPROTECTED HALLWAY AREA. Um, maybe put a door between you and the T-888?

"Someone just tried to break in." Nah, he *did* break in, actually. Luckily, Rick doesn't quarrel with her.

I want to see males starring in these ads. Would they engage the intruder to an MMA-inflected showdown? :)

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The Brinks/Broadview security commericals deserve a place in here.

ZOMG!!!!!!!111111111 Your wife is going to get raped by a strongarmed robbery of her house in broad daylight unless you get a Broadview alarm system which will buzz enough to make them run awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, watch several of these commercials - they're all linked on the right on the page I linked. The female fear-oriented angle is laughably obvious.

SOMEONE KICKED IN THE DOOR. QUICK RUN UPSTAIRS AND ANSWER THE PHONE!!!
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All the Sprint commericals...

I barely understand them and I think I have a pretty good grasp on technology, innerwebs, etc.

I'm sure most of america is watching these commericals and thinking: :missing:

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OK, the Windows 7 commercials with the idiots saying they thought of it.

Why, in their flashbacks, are they much more attractive than regular.

The chick with the dog and the college student who wants someone to pay her rent are both boring dishwater blondes with short hair. Their flashbacks both have long blonde hair and are much hotter.

I just thought it was strange until I saw one today with a fat black guy who was a thin, built black guy in his flashback. So WTF is going on?

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The Brinks/Broadview security commericals deserve a place in here.

ZOMG!!!!!!!111111111 Your wife is going to get raped by a strongarmed robbery of her house in broad daylight unless you get a Broadview alarm system which will buzz enough to make them run awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, watch several of these commercials - they're all linked on the right on the page I linked. The female fear-oriented angle is laughably obvious.

SOMEONE KICKED IN THE DOOR. QUICK RUN UPSTAIRS AND ANSWER THE PHONE!!!
"Just stay put mam, regardless of where the unrealistic robber is, we're on our way."
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Thoughts on the Sprint commercial, featuring a smack-talking "Tracy Palmer", decked out in her Steelers garb...sure love to run this commercial during football.

HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE
I've sort of developed a little crush here on Tracy Palmer. When she turns her legs inward and starts wagging her finger....:mellow:
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Dear Makers of the Yoplait Commercials:

We get it. You gear your ads towards females, choosing to ignore the fact that males might actually like and/or buy yogurt. That's fine. But if you are going to bombard us with your femme oriented advertising campaigns during male dominated televised events (football, hoops, Judge Judy), please start using attractive females in your spots and for the betterment of humanity, kill that current commercial where the ugly woman argues with the other older uglier woman about taking her clothes "in" instead of "out" because she tells the hag she's been feasting on choclolate cake, donuts and pudding, neglecting to tell the poor shrew that these are, HAAHAHAHAHALLLLLOOLLOOO YOUGURTS AND NOT REAL FOOD! WHHHHHHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHALLLLLLLLLLLOOOLLLOO oh, so clever and funny you are. Man. Hilarious. Especially when your other ad spots show a confused husband listening to the same ugly woman on the phone talking about losing weight by eating apple pie, cherry coke and meatloaf. Oh he's so confused! Where is all this great food in his fridge? Why is he missing out. Oh wait....SHE'S TALKING ABOUT YOGURT! BWAHAHWHWHAHAHLLLOLOLOLOL

:eyeroll:

Just stop, Yoplait. Please.

GM

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Dear Makers of the Yoplait Commercials:We get it. You gear your ads towards females, choosing to ignore the fact that males might actually like and/or buy yogurt. That's fine. But if you are going to bombard us with your femme oriented advertising campaigns during male dominated televised events (football, hoops, Judge Judy), please start using attractive females in your spots and for the betterment of humanity, kill that current commercial where the ugly woman argues with the other older uglier woman about taking her clothes "in" instead of "out" because she tells the hag she's been feasting on choclolate cake, donuts and pudding, neglecting to tell the poor shrew that these are, HAAHAHAHAHALLLLLOOLLOOO YOUGURTS AND NOT REAL FOOD! WHHHHHHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHALLLLLLLLLLLOOOLLLOO oh, so clever and funny you are. Man. Hilarious. Especially when your other ad spots show a confused husband listening to the same ugly woman on the phone talking about losing weight by eating apple pie, cherry coke and meatloaf. Oh he's so confused! Where is all this great food in his fridge? Why is he missing out. Oh wait....SHE'S TALKING ABOUT YOGURT! BWAHAHWHWHAHAHLLLOLOLOLOL:eyeroll:Just stop, Yoplait. Please. GM

yeah they need to go back to hot chicks in sweatpants sharing yogurt with their male cats
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If this Progressive broad lasts as long as the Energizer bunny I am going to be pissed. She's making miss both Jared's.

I'm truly beginning to despise Progressive Insurance.
Discount!
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If this Progressive broad lasts as long as the Energizer bunny I am going to be pissed. She's making miss both Jared's.

I'm truly beginning to despise Progressive Insurance.
Discount!
Awesome.I know we've covered this before, but I'd love to give her my discount. She really inflates my premium.
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This one is really starting to piss me off.

Worst part: "K, bye!"

No one's laughing, Geico. Stick to geckos.

:shrug: Having lived in the South, where many women speak exactly like the pothole, I find it amusing.

I live in the south where many women, including the woman that sits in the cube adjacent to me at work, speak exactly like the pothole. It's still annoying as hell to me. As the pothole is explaining that it can't give out it's insurance info because it is a pothole... i would love to see the driver of the car get out of the car with a pickaxe in hand and just jam it right through the pothole's head.
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If this Progressive broad lasts as long as the Energizer bunny I am going to be pissed. She's making miss both Jared's.

I hate her and can't believe people think she's hot.
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I've always wondered what the chinese students are doing at school at 9pm.
And why there's apparently a lot of daylight that late in China.
Tape delay.

Seriously, that whole commercial is a big WTF.

I don't understand why Ellen Page is just kind of surveying this town.
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I've always wondered what the chinese students are doing at school at 9pm.
And why there's apparently a lot of daylight that late in China.
Tape delay.

Seriously, that whole commercial is a big WTF.

I don't understand why Ellen Page is just kind of surveying this town.
Me neither, but I like it. :lmao:
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I've always wondered what the chinese students are doing at school at 9pm.
And why there's apparently a lot of daylight that late in China.
Tape delay.

Seriously, that whole commercial is a big WTF.

I don't understand why Ellen Page is just kind of surveying this town.
:bow:
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I've always wondered what the chinese students are doing at school at 9pm.
And why there's apparently a lot of daylight that late in China.
Tape delay.

Seriously, that whole commercial is a big WTF.

I don't understand why Ellen Page is just kind of surveying this town.
It's obvious that she used to go to school there and is re-visiting her old school as a way to 'give back' to the community... well, at least to me it is. Because that's the story I made up in my head about it.
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It's obvious that she used to go to school there and is re-visiting her old school as a way to 'give back' to the community... well, at least to me it is. Because that's the story I made up in my head about it.

Was I there?
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It's obvious that she used to go to school there and is re-visiting her old school as a way to 'give back' to the community... well, at least to me it is. Because that's the story I made up in my head about it.

Was I there?
Front row... with a crazed look in your eyes...
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If anyone says to me "Black one!" and punches me in the arm because they've seen a VW, I think I'd react violently, even if he hit like my sister.

Is this an established thing that pre-dates this awful commercial? Because if not, it's a pathetic attempt by VW to establish some kind of stupid marketing game.
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If anyone says to me "Black one!" and punches me in the arm because they've seen a VW, I think I'd react violently, even if he hit like my sister.

Is this an established thing that pre-dates this awful commercial? Because if not, it's a pathetic attempt by VW to establish some kind of stupid marketing game.
Back in HS a guy punched me in the arm saying "slug bug" after seeing a VW. I punched him in back. In the face. No shtick.
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If anyone says to me "Black one!" and punches me in the arm because they've seen a VW, I think I'd react violently, even if he hit like my sister.

Is this an established thing that pre-dates this awful commercial? Because if not, it's a pathetic attempt by VW to establish some kind of stupid marketing game.
Yeah, it's an attempt to co-opt an old game involving the original VW Beetle

ETA: Wikipedia link

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If anyone says to me "Black one!" and punches me in the arm because they've seen a VW, I think I'd react violently, even if he hit like my sister.

Is this an established thing that pre-dates this awful commercial? Because if not, it's a pathetic attempt by VW to establish some kind of stupid marketing game.
Yeah, it's an attempt to co-opt an old game involving the original VW Beetle

ETA: Wikipedia link

I had a vague recollection of that.

I still think this is pretty dumb.

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If anyone says to me "Black one!" and punches me in the arm because they've seen a VW, I think I'd react violently, even if he hit like my sister.

Is this an established thing that pre-dates this awful commercial? Because if not, it's a pathetic attempt by VW to establish some kind of stupid marketing game.
Back in HS a guy punched me in the arm saying "slug bug" after seeing a VW. I punched him in back. In the face. No shtick.
So you don't push first?
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If anyone says to me "Black one!" and punches me in the arm because they've seen a VW, I think I'd react violently, even if he hit like my sister.

Is this an established thing that pre-dates this awful commercial? Because if not, it's a pathetic attempt by VW to establish some kind of stupid marketing game.
Back in HS a guy punched me in the arm saying "slug bug" after seeing a VW. I punched him in back. In the face. No shtick.
So you don't push first?
Back in the old days I was slightly more violent.
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If anyone says to me "Black one!" and punches me in the arm because they've seen a VW, I think I'd react violently, even if he hit like my sister.

Is this an established thing that pre-dates this awful commercial? Because if not, it's a pathetic attempt by VW to establish some kind of stupid marketing game.
Back in HS a guy punched me in the arm saying "slug bug" after seeing a VW. I punched him in back. In the face. No shtick.
So you don't push first?
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