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I post my least favorite commercials here (3 Viewers)

Range Rover exec #1: We need to figure out a way to convince environmentally-conscious people to buy Range Rovers.

Range Rover exec #2: Hmmm. What if we hired a stunt driver to desecrate an ancient Chinese historical site with one of our SUVs?

Range Rover exec #1: Wait, that doesn't sound environmentally friendly at all.

Range Rover exec #2: Yeah, but here's the catch: he's driving a hybrid!

Range Rover exec #1: Brilliant!
TBH, I’d rather drive up than walk up. :shrug:  

 
[scooter] said:
Range Rover exec #1: We need to figure out a way to convince environmentally-conscious people to buy Range Rovers.

Range Rover exec #2: Hmmm. What if we hired a stunt driver to desecrate an ancient Chinese historical site with one of our SUVs?

Range Rover exec #1: Wait, that doesn't sound environmentally friendly at all.

Range Rover exec #2: Yeah, but here's the catch: he's driving a hybrid!

Range Rover exec #1: Brilliant!
That's some major league BS there.

I'm calling "fake".

 
so, this new millennial Subaru commercial where our young marrieds are able to mindlessly drive around the country without a care.

but the issue is stopping for directions and an old creepy blind guy insists upon showing them where to go.  so, he is now their passenger?  he has no place to go?  no one worried that a blind hobo wandered off?  millennials are not worried about being murdered?

 
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“Hey you look good”

”I feel good.  I’m eating a ####ton of prunes.  I’m detoxing every 10 minutes”

This one is bad.  I guess they stopped calling them “dried plums” again.

 
If you like the GMC "Like a Pro" commercials, you have a small penis and brag about negotiating raises on a message board. I couldn't find the one that runs during every ####### break of the NCAA tournament, but the link is an accurate version of how ####ty it is. If you like that commercial, PM me your address and I will come fight you.

Like a boss.
someone's having a rough friday.

 
This Progressive commercial. Not just because of the creep-factor of the dude turning into his mom, but more for the fact that the wife's left eye is considerably higher than her right. So off-putting, but I can't look away.

"You see it, right?"

Yeah, lady, I see it.

 
This Progressive commercial. Not just because of the creep-factor of the dude turning into his mom, but more for the fact that the wife's left eye is considerably higher than her right. So off-putting, but I can't look away.

"You see it, right?"

Yeah, lady, I see it.
And the other one is one of my favorites - where they are in the group discussion circle saying dad-isms.  

 
And the other one is one of my favorites - where they are in the group discussion circle saying dad-isms.  
Best commercial getting high play right now.  Everytime my kid is in the room when this plays he laughs hysterically, and gets something out between laughs to the effect of "you text in full sentences too."

The geico ad where they belittle McGruff by using baby talk.
This one is good, far better than most of the others.  I still see other versions at a 10 to 1 ratio, so I don't know why this is getting so little play.

 
The girl in overalls walking and unlocking (exploding?) lockers in the school.  Unlock your iphone with a look, nonsense.  
It makes me picture the phone exploding open when I look at it instead of just unlocking.

 
Best commercial getting high play right now.  Everytime my kid is in the room when this plays he laughs hysterically, and gets something out between laughs to the effect of "you text in full sentences too."

This one is good, far better than most of the others.  I still see other versions at a 10 to 1 ratio, so I don't know why this is getting so little play.
I haven't seen the group discussion one. Is it a Geico ad?

 
Jayrok said:
"Today, right now, you have more power at your fingertips than entire generations that came before you... think about that."  

Okay, guy I've never heard of...  thank for the tip.  I'll use the power of my fingertips to change the channel every time your annoying commercial comes on.  
That's Common. Self-important poetry slam version of himself, Common. Selling... The internet? No idea.

 
Jayrok said:
The girl in overalls walking and unlocking (exploding?) lockers in the school.  Unlock your iphone with a look, nonsense.  
This one and the samsung phone commericial with the girl in the pool whipping her hair back and forth play five times every NCAA tourney game.   Both awful.

What's with the creepy criminal dude chained to the pole outside the school though (she unlocks him right at the end of the commercial)?

 
This one and the samsung phone commericial with the girl in the pool whipping her hair back and forth play five times every NCAA tourney game.   Both awful.

What's with the creepy criminal dude chained to the pole outside the school though (she unlocks him right at the end of the commercial)?
I think it's just some dude waiting on his ride to the RunDMC reunion battle.  Don't know what apple has against modern hip-hop culture.  

 
"Today, right now, you have more power at your fingertips than entire generations that came before you... think about that."  

Okay, guy I've never heard of...  thank for the tip.  I'll use the power of my fingertips to change the channel every time your annoying commercial comes on.  
I'm going to use it to watch porn while I'm driving

 
"Today, right now, you have more power at your fingertips than entire generations that came before you... think about that."  

Okay, guy I've never heard of...  thank for the tip.  I'll use the power of my fingertips to change the channel every time your annoying commercial comes on.  
You talking about the commericial with Common?  That dude is awesome and I could listen to him read the phone book.

 

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