Shankopotamus 88 Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 5 hours ago, Jayrok said: The girl in overalls walking and unlocking (exploding?) lockers in the school. Unlock your iphone with a look, nonsense. This one and the samsung phone commericial with the girl in the pool whipping her hair back and forth play five times every NCAA tourney game. Both awful. What's with the creepy criminal dude chained to the pole outside the school though (she unlocks him right at the end of the commercial)? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jayrok 3,659 Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 24 minutes ago, Shankopotamus said: This one and the samsung phone commericial with the girl in the pool whipping her hair back and forth play five times every NCAA tourney game. Both awful. What's with the creepy criminal dude chained to the pole outside the school though (she unlocks him right at the end of the commercial)? I think it's just some dude waiting on his ride to the RunDMC reunion battle. Don't know what apple has against modern hip-hop culture. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drunken knight 629 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 ebay fashion Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gianni Verscotchie 521 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 On 3/26/2018 at 11:28 AM, Jayrok said: "Today, right now, you have more power at your fingertips than entire generations that came before you... think about that." Okay, guy I've never heard of... thank for the tip. I'll use the power of my fingertips to change the channel every time your annoying commercial comes on. I'm going to use it to watch porn while I'm driving 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Josie Maran 2,311 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 7 hours ago, Drunken knight said: ebay fashion That song hurt my teeth. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bull Dozier 3,573 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 On 3/26/2018 at 10:28 AM, Jayrok said: "Today, right now, you have more power at your fingertips than entire generations that came before you... think about that." Okay, guy I've never heard of... thank for the tip. I'll use the power of my fingertips to change the channel every time your annoying commercial comes on. You talking about the commericial with Common? That dude is awesome and I could listen to him read the phone book. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jayrok 3,659 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bull Dozier said: You talking about the commericial with Common? That dude is awesome and I could listen to him read the phone book. Okay 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mquinnjr 3,036 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 AT&T TV Commercial, 'More for Your Thing: Getting Serious' It's not so much the commercial, but the fact that it is on so much that this song gets stuck in my head gives me a headache. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Godsbrother 6,905 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 On 3/25/2018 at 2:35 PM, Tecumseh said: This Progressive commercial. Not just because of the creep-factor of the dude turning into his mom, but more for the fact that the wife's left eye is considerably higher than her right. So off-putting, but I can't look away. "You see it, right?" Yeah, lady, I see it. I dunno. I think she is pretty nice looking even with the eye thing 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tecumseh 1,668 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 5 hours ago, Godsbrother said: I dunno. I think she is pretty nice looking even with the eye thing I did too, at first. But the eye took over. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yankee23Fan 9,295 Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 These Chevy commercials have become like top 3 worst things to happen to this country in the past decade. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Josie Maran 2,311 Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Yankee23Fan said: These Chevy commercials have become like top 3 worst things to happen to this country in the past decade. Assuming the other two are Trump and uhhhhh...men wearing skinny jeans? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yankee23Fan 9,295 Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 6 minutes ago, Josie Maran said: Assuming the other two are Trump and uhhhhh...men wearing skinny jeans? Good Lord that is a list of awful. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
QuizGuy66 2,049 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 On 12/3/2017 at 10:49 PM, Binky The Doormat said: Cross = I'm an honest Christian person so buy from me. Which pretty much guarantees opposite. ("The Look At Me" aspect not the Christian aspect). -QG 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
QuizGuy66 2,049 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 The "3-wheel car" lady on the Liberty Mutual Commercial needs to driven off a cliff in a 3-wheel car. Nails on a chalkboard for me. -QG 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gr00vus 11,827 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 The heavy rotation of the same commercials over and over again throughout the NBA playoffs so far has made me hate a lot of commercials, but the standouts right now are the Burger King spots with the McConaughey voice overs and the Mountain Dew adds with Morgan Freeman. Super annoying when played with this frequency. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RC94 1,991 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 This Direct TV commercial with the woman throwing the man's stuff out the window is terrible on many levels. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gr00vus 11,827 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, RC94 said: This Direct TV commercial with the woman throwing the man's stuff out the window is terrible on many levels. That one and the incessant spectrum commercials have almost driven me back to a dial up modem and t.v. antenna. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Summer 9,489 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 WE GET IT -- BLACK PEOPLE LIKE SPRITE. ENOUGH ALREADY. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
offdee 1,467 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 What is the point of Mountain Dew Ice anyways? It's 7Up with a different label. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jayrok 3,659 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 59 minutes ago, RC94 said: This Direct TV commercial with the woman throwing the man's stuff out the window is terrible on many levels. I want someone to slap her silly for throwing that guitar out the window. That's just wrong. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leroy Hoard 13,453 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Just now, Jayrok said: I want someone to slap her silly for throwing that guitar out the window. That's just wrong. Smart move would have been to hock all his stuff. She'd make money and the axe would be saved. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vanilla Guerrilla 935 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 25 minutes ago, offdee said: What is the point of Mountain Dew Ice anyways? It's 7Up with a different label. More Xtreeeme. 7up is boring and you can't go sky diving with it. Come on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RC94 1,991 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 (edited) 41 minutes ago, Jayrok said: I want someone to slap her silly for throwing that guitar out the window. That's just wrong. Agreed, although she should be slapped for throwing all of it out the window (or arrested if it was real life). The guy is pathetic for not catching any of it and instead letting it get smashed at his feet. He really couldn't catch the guitar? Come on. I don't get how they thought this would motivate people, especially men, to buy DirectTV. Just an idiotic commercial IMO. Edited April 23, 2018 by RC94 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
heckmanm 4,351 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Vanilla Guerrilla said: 1 hour ago, offdee said: What is the point of Mountain Dew Ice anyways? It's 7Up with a different label. More Xtreeeme. 7up is boring and you can't go sky diving with it. Come on. Also a different company that would likely prefer people not simply drink 7up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
heckmanm 4,351 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Jayrok said: I want someone to slap her silly for throwing that guitar out the window. That's just wrong. Semi-related 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Idiot Boxer 1,677 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Has anyone mentioned how awful "Bada Book, Bada Boom" is? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Idiot Boxer 1,677 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 On 3/26/2018 at 9:23 AM, Bull Dozier said: Best commercial getting high play right now. Everytime my kid is in the room when this plays he laughs hysterically, and gets something out between laughs to the effect of "you text in full sentences too." This one is good, far better than most of the others. I still see other versions at a 10 to 1 ratio, so I don't know why this is getting so little play. I don't like the McGruff ad, but not because of the writing. The actors don't pull it off. The first two cops sound angry. The only one who seems to be playfully teasing him with dog-talk is the last, lady cop. If the other two actors delivered their lines more like her, I'd be on board. As it is, it comes off dumb. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vanilla Guerrilla 935 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 50 minutes ago, Idiot Boxer said: I don't like the McGruff ad, but not because of the writing. The actors don't pull it off. The first two cops sound angry. The only one who seems to be playfully teasing him with dog-talk is the last, lady cop. If the other two actors delivered their lines more like her, I'd be on board. As it is, it comes off dumb. Maybe they are just d-bags. Sorry, playing the role as d-bags. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jayrok 3,659 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 4 hours ago, Gr00vus said: That one and the incessant spectrum commercials have almost driven me back to a dial up modem and t.v. antenna. I like the spectrum spots with the monsters. Especially the mummy and the werewolf. I join and applaud your hate for the DirecTV ads, though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gr00vus 11,827 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Jayrok said: I like the spectrum spots with the monsters. Especially the mummy and the werewolf. I join and applaud your hate for the DirecTV ads, though. It's not that add campaign. It's one with a woman spokesperson just giving a vanilla charter=good everything else=bad/dumb talk through. Maybe it's a regional campaign. Somehow I'm failing to find a link to any of these. Edited April 23, 2018 by Gr00vus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jayrok 3,659 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Gr00vus said: It's not that add campaign. It's one with a woman spokesperson just giving a vanilla charter=good everything else=bad/dumb talk through. Maybe it's a regional campaign. Somehow I'm failing to find a link to any of these. Ah, roger that. Don't think I've seen those. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tom Servo 6,980 Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Right now, all the Honda ads with that Indycar racing dude. "Another spring event..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jayrok 3,659 Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Can they please move on from the stupid cheeze-it spots? "Do you always put Cheez-it grooves on your sandwich!!!???!11??" The cheese ball with Grover's voice is so annoying. And has never been funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yankee23Fan 9,295 Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 25 minutes ago, Jayrok said: Can they please move on from the stupid cheeze-it spots? "Do you always put Cheez-it grooves on your sandwich!!!???!11??" The cheese ball with Grover's voice is so annoying. And has never been funny. Um, he's kind of a big.... dill. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jayrok 3,659 Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 He's a big dill-hole. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bull Dozier 3,573 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 On 4/28/2018 at 9:48 AM, Jayrok said: Can they please move on from the stupid cheeze-it spots? "Do you always put Cheez-it grooves on your sandwich!!!???!11??" The cheese ball with Grover's voice is so annoying. And has never been funny. I always thought it was Tom Arnold. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hov34 4,797 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 On 3/26/2018 at 0:26 PM, Tecumseh said: On 3/26/2018 at 0:21 PM, Bull Dozier said: Progressive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9YPwCiWE28 That's pretty good. I hadn't seen that one. Me-me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SAmk_2Odms 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chemical X 5,695 Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 she shed, nuff said. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jvdesigns2002 3,138 Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Any Panera commercial. They all feature people that eat like famished pigs and a female narrator with the most annoying (and sometimes major vocal fry) voice possible. I actually really like Panera and their commercials make me not want to go there. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Ref 4,308 Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 The Star Wars woman need auto pilot commercials are repackaged and put back on our TV sets. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nirad3 2,646 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 The guy entering federal witness protection who turns it down cuz they give him a boring, tan SUV. Nah, I'll go get beaten with a baseball bat and thrown in the East River cuz they're giving me a tan Ford Escape. Why not accept the new identity and house and say "hey, can I just keep my black Audi? No biggie, right?" Dumb. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vanilla Guerrilla 935 Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 On 6/1/2018 at 5:15 PM, nirad3 said: The guy entering federal witness protection who turns it down cuz they give him a boring, tan SUV. Nah, I'll go get beaten with a baseball bat and thrown in the East River cuz they're giving me a tan Ford Escape. Why not accept the new identity and house and say "hey, can I just keep my black Audi? No biggie, right?" Dumb. Especially since this isn't 1995. Everyone has an Audi now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chemical X 5,695 Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 (edited) there is this dopey TV google assistant commercial on now. husband and wife in giant all glass house, like millions, watching tv, when dopey dad asks who,the actor is. he laughs like a serial killer when his young daughter wanders in and says she is hungry. dopey dad asks assistant for nearest greek restaurant....3 options come up, 2 are downtown manhattan and 1 is midtown. so, where does this live, cause that house ain’t in manhattan. also, his young daughter is hungry so he needs a greek restaurant. stupid all around. Edited June 3, 2018 by Chemical X https://pmctvline2.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/tvqs-google-ad.jpg 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foosball God 2,905 Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Chemical X said: there is this dopey TV google assistant commercial on now. husband and wife in giant all glass house, like millions, watching tv, when dopey dad asks who,the actor is. he laughs like a serial killer when his young daughter wanders in and says she is hungry. dopey dad asks assistant for nearest greek restaurant....3 options come up, 2 are downtown manhattan and 1 is midtown. so, where does this live, cause that house ain’t in manhattan. also, his young daughter is hungry so he needs a greek restaurant. stupid all around. :greatposting: That guy annoys the crap out of me. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chemical X 5,695 Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 also, idiotic car commercial with a land rover i think, car pulls into gated house with white huskies running loose and the car kinda is surrounded by dogs, who cower away. are those his dogs, if so, why is he running them over? don’t get it. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IMAX 3D 1,072 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 I generally dispise all the With A Coke commercials (you know where they’re rattling off pizza styles like theirs is the best but all agree it goes best with a coke) but I really hate that latest one where people are suggesting tailgate food or something and someone says hummus and then some old Texas guy says “HumWhat?” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bull Dozier 3,573 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 On 6/1/2018 at 5:15 PM, nirad3 said: The guy entering federal witness protection who turns it down cuz they give him a boring, tan SUV. Nah, I'll go get beaten with a baseball bat and thrown in the East River cuz they're giving me a tan Ford Escape. Why not accept the new identity and house and say "hey, can I just keep my black Audi? No biggie, right?" Dumb. The worst part is I believe the "boring" SUV they are trying to give him is actually a Lexus. Yeah, I'd risk my life to not have to drive a Lexus. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chemical X 5,695 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Bull Dozier said: The worst part is I believe the "boring" SUV they are trying to give him is actually a Lexus. Yeah, I'd risk my life to not have to drive a Lexus. I just don't understand the incessant car commercials. I mean, does anyone buy a car based on a commercial. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mrip541 962 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 15 minutes ago, Chemical X said: I just don't understand the incessant car commercials. I mean, does anyone buy a car based on a commercial. The Christmas Mercedes commercials where they put a giant red bow on the car absolutely kill me. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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