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5 hours ago, Jayrok said:

The girl in overalls walking and unlocking (exploding?) lockers in the school.  Unlock your iphone with a look, nonsense.  

This one and the samsung phone commericial with the girl in the pool whipping her hair back and forth play five times every NCAA tourney game.   Both awful.

What's with the creepy criminal dude chained to the pole outside the school though (she unlocks him right at the end of the commercial)?

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Jayrok

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24 minutes ago, Shankopotamus said:

This one and the samsung phone commericial with the girl in the pool whipping her hair back and forth play five times every NCAA tourney game.   Both awful.

What's with the creepy criminal dude chained to the pole outside the school though (she unlocks him right at the end of the commercial)?

I think it's just some dude waiting on his ride to the RunDMC reunion battle.  Don't know what apple has against modern hip-hop culture.  

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On ‎3‎/‎26‎/‎2018 at 11:28 AM, Jayrok said:

"Today, right now, you have more power at your fingertips than entire generations that came before you... think about that."  

 

Okay, guy I've never heard of...  thank for the tip.  I'll use the power of my fingertips to change the channel every time your annoying commercial comes on.  

I'm going to use it to watch porn while I'm driving

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Bull Dozier

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On 3/26/2018 at 10:28 AM, Jayrok said:

"Today, right now, you have more power at your fingertips than entire generations that came before you... think about that."  

 

Okay, guy I've never heard of...  thank for the tip.  I'll use the power of my fingertips to change the channel every time your annoying commercial comes on.  

You talking about the commericial with Common?  That dude is awesome and I could listen to him read the phone book.

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On 3/25/2018 at 2:35 PM, Tecumseh said:

This Progressive commercial. Not just because of the creep-factor of the dude turning into his mom, but more for the fact that the wife's left eye is considerably higher than her right. So off-putting, but I can't look away.

"You see it, right?"

 

Yeah, lady, I see it.

I dunno.  I think she is pretty nice looking even with the eye thing

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On 12/3/2017 at 10:49 PM, Binky The Doormat said:

Cross = I'm an honest Christian person so buy from me.

Which pretty much guarantees opposite.  ("The Look At Me" aspect not the Christian aspect).

-QG

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Gr00vus

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The heavy rotation of the same commercials over and over again throughout the NBA playoffs so far has made me hate a lot of commercials, but the standouts right now are the Burger King spots with the McConaughey voice overs and the Mountain Dew adds with Morgan Freeman. Super annoying when played with this frequency.

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I want someone to slap her silly for throwing that guitar out the window.  That's just wrong. 

Smart move would have been to hock all his stuff. She'd make money and the axe would be saved.

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41 minutes ago, Jayrok said:

I want someone to slap her silly for throwing that guitar out the window.  That's just wrong. 

Agreed, although she should be slapped for throwing all of it out the window (or arrested if it was real life).  The guy is pathetic for not catching any of it and instead letting it get smashed at his feet.  He really couldn't catch the guitar?  Come on.  I don't get how they thought this would motivate people, especially men, to buy DirectTV.  Just an idiotic commercial IMO.

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1 hour ago, Vanilla Guerrilla said:
1 hour ago, offdee said:

What is the point of Mountain Dew Ice anyways?  It's 7Up with a different label.

More Xtreeeme.  7up is boring and you can't go sky diving with it.  Come on.

Also a different company that would likely prefer people not simply drink 7up.

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On 3/26/2018 at 9:23 AM, Bull Dozier said:

Best commercial getting high play right now.  Everytime my kid is in the room when this plays he laughs hysterically, and gets something out between laughs to the effect of "you text in full sentences too."

This one is good, far better than most of the others.  I still see other versions at a 10 to 1 ratio, so I don't know why this is getting so little play.

I don't like the McGruff ad, but not because of the writing.  The actors don't pull it off.

The first two cops sound angry.  The only one who seems to be playfully teasing him with dog-talk is the last, lady cop.  If the other two actors delivered their lines more like her, I'd be on board.  As it is, it comes off dumb.

 

 

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50 minutes ago, Idiot Boxer said:

I don't like the McGruff ad, but not because of the writing.  The actors don't pull it off.

The first two cops sound angry.  The only one who seems to be playfully teasing him with dog-talk is the last, lady cop.  If the other two actors delivered their lines more like her, I'd be on board.  As it is, it comes off dumb.

 

 

Maybe they are just d-bags.  Sorry, playing the role as d-bags.

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4 hours ago, Gr00vus said:

That one and the incessant spectrum commercials have almost driven me back to a dial up modem and t.v. antenna.

I like the spectrum spots with the monsters. Especially the mummy and the werewolf.  :shrug:  I join and applaud your hate for the DirecTV ads, though.  

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13 minutes ago, Jayrok said:

I like the spectrum spots with the monsters. Especially the mummy and the werewolf.  :shrug:  I join and applaud your hate for the DirecTV ads, though.  

It's not that add campaign. It's one with a woman spokesperson just giving a vanilla charter=good everything else=bad/dumb talk through. Maybe it's a regional campaign. Somehow I'm failing to find a link to any of these.

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1 minute ago, Gr00vus said:

It's not that add campaign. It's one with a woman spokesperson just giving a vanilla charter=good everything else=bad/dumb talk through. Maybe it's a regional campaign. Somehow I'm failing to find a link to any of these.

Ah, roger that.  Don't think I've seen those. 

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Can they please move on from the stupid cheeze-it spots?  

"Do you always put Cheez-it grooves on your sandwich!!!???!11??"

The cheese ball with Grover's voice is so annoying. And has never been funny. 

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25 minutes ago, Jayrok said:

Can they please move on from the stupid cheeze-it spots?  

"Do you always put Cheez-it grooves on your sandwich!!!???!11??"

The cheese ball with Grover's voice is so annoying. And has never been funny. 

Um,  he's kind of a big.... dill.

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On 4/28/2018 at 9:48 AM, Jayrok said:

Can they please move on from the stupid cheeze-it spots?  

"Do you always put Cheez-it grooves on your sandwich!!!???!11??"

The cheese ball with Grover's voice is so annoying. And has never been funny. 

I always thought it was Tom Arnold.

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Any Panera commercial.  They all feature people that eat like famished pigs and a female narrator with the most annoying (and sometimes major vocal fry) voice possible.  I actually really like Panera and their commercials make me not want to go there. 

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The guy entering federal witness protection who turns it down cuz they give him a boring, tan SUV.  

Nah, I'll go get beaten with a baseball bat and thrown in the East River cuz they're giving me a tan Ford Escape.

Why not accept the new identity and house and say "hey, can I just keep my black Audi?  No biggie, right?"

Dumb.

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On ‎6‎/‎1‎/‎2018 at 5:15 PM, nirad3 said:

The guy entering federal witness protection who turns it down cuz they give him a boring, tan SUV.  

Nah, I'll go get beaten with a baseball bat and thrown in the East River cuz they're giving me a tan Ford Escape.

Why not accept the new identity and house and say "hey, can I just keep my black Audi?  No biggie, right?"

Dumb.

Especially since this isn't 1995.  Everyone has an Audi now.

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there is this dopey TV google assistant commercial on now.  husband and wife in giant all glass house, like millions, watching tv, when dopey dad asks who,the actor is.  he laughs like a serial killer when his young daughter wanders in and says she is hungry.  dopey dad asks assistant for nearest greek restaurant....3 options come up, 2 are downtown manhattan and 1 is midtown.  so, where does this live, cause that house ain’t in manhattan.  also, his young daughter is hungry so he needs a greek restaurant.  stupid all around.

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1 hour ago, Chemical X said:

there is this dopey TV google assistant commercial on now.  husband and wife in giant all glass house, like millions, watching tv, when dopey dad asks who,the actor is.  he laughs like a serial killer when his young daughter wanders in and says she is hungry.  dopey dad asks assistant for nearest greek restaurant....3 options come up, 2 are downtown manhattan and 1 is midtown.  so, where does this live, cause that house ain’t in manhattan.  also, his young daughter is hungry so he needs a greek restaurant.  stupid all around.

:greatposting:  That guy annoys the crap out of me.

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also, idiotic car commercial with a land rover i think, car pulls into gated house with white huskies running loose and the car kinda is surrounded by dogs, who cower away.  are those his dogs, if so, why is he running them over?  don’t get it.

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I generally dispise all the With A Coke commercials (you know where they’re rattling off pizza styles like theirs is the best but all agree it goes best with a coke) but I really hate that latest one where people are suggesting tailgate food or something and someone says hummus and then some old Texas guy says “HumWhat?”

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On 6/1/2018 at 5:15 PM, nirad3 said:

The guy entering federal witness protection who turns it down cuz they give him a boring, tan SUV.  

Nah, I'll go get beaten with a baseball bat and thrown in the East River cuz they're giving me a tan Ford Escape.

Why not accept the new identity and house and say "hey, can I just keep my black Audi?  No biggie, right?"

Dumb.

The worst part is I believe the "boring" SUV they are trying to give him is actually a Lexus.  Yeah, I'd risk my life to not have to drive a Lexus. :rolleyes: 

 

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1 hour ago, Bull Dozier said:

The worst part is I believe the "boring" SUV they are trying to give him is actually a Lexus.  Yeah, I'd risk my life to not have to drive a Lexus. :rolleyes: 

 

I just don't understand the incessant car commercials.  I mean, does anyone buy a car based on a commercial.

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15 minutes ago, Chemical X said:

I just don't understand the incessant car commercials.  I mean, does anyone buy a car based on a commercial.

The Christmas Mercedes commercials where they put a giant red bow on the car absolutely kill me.

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