Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I hate that commercial. I want to stab that ##### in the face.
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I post my least favorite commercials here (4 Viewers)
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
The commercial is absolutely perfect.Problem for her is that John Clark would have beat her down for a comment like that.
TobiasFunke
Footballguy
Ten Calorie Dr. Pepper "for men only" gets me all riled up.
It's not a deodorant, ########. Drinks aren't gender specific, unless they have umbrellas in them, or if they end with -tini and don't start with mar-.
First, why would you tell the vast majority of the customer base (women, for diet cola) not to buy your product. And second, what's so manly about ten calories instead of one calorie? If more calories makes it more manly somehow, wouldn't a regular soda be way manlier than your stupid new diet drink?
It's not a deodorant, ########. Drinks aren't gender specific, unless they have umbrellas in them, or if they end with -tini and don't start with mar-.
First, why would you tell the vast majority of the customer base (women, for diet cola) not to buy your product. And second, what's so manly about ten calories instead of one calorie? If more calories makes it more manly somehow, wouldn't a regular soda be way manlier than your stupid new diet drink?
sho nuff
Footballguy
Also...it sucks.
TobiasFunke
Footballguy
The drink or the commercial?The commercial definitely sucks. When that guy says "catch phrase!" I have a hard time not punching my TV.
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AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
The Subway commercial with the adults in the office with little kid voices talking about boyfriends and girlfriends and sandwiches. Maybe the worst thing on TV right now.
heckmanm
Footballguy
Biggest problem for me is that THEY WEREN'T FREE!! They unlimited talk is "free" if you sign up (and pay for) unlimited messaging. OK, so where's THAT money coming from?(Not that I want to defend that smug-### harpy, but to the extent that someone with an in-home greenhouse is worried about a few bucks on the phone bill, it's a valid question.)
heckmanm
Footballguy
Agree. This is all kinds of awful. In addition to it being a stupid idea in the first place, the voices don't even sound like real kids.
sho nuff
Footballguy
Both.The drink is crap.
Diet Dr. Pepper is far better without the terrible commercial or 10 calories and high frutcose corn syrup.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
I think I pretty much said the same thing sometime back.
Al Czervik
Not wearing pants
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I've noted the same thing, but don't care. It's funny as hell.
JZilla
Footballguy
Little strong here. I assume this is the same company that has the dad who ate his daughter's pet fish because his phone bills were too high. I'm not really offended or anything, but I don't see how over the top cruelty on its own is supposed to make people want a certain phone plan. It's not like the dialogue is funny.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
See, that commercial is godawful, but then it's a completely different commercial, so there's that problem.
JZilla
Footballguy
Hmm they're very similar to me. An odd campaign, for sure.
BigTex
Don't mess with Texas
LOL, if someone is breaking into your house the last thing you're going to do is answer the freakin phone!!!!!!!!!!
RhymesMcJuice
Footballguy
The one where the hot chick walks around and then some guy with an 80 IQ uses a double entendre to describe the product.
RhymesMcJuice
Footballguy
Or how about when try it, realize it sucks and feel like a woman when they think about going back to Diet Dr. Pepper? Brilliant!
TobiasFunke
Footballguy
Dear Woman in the Corona "Find Your Beach" Skiing Commercial,
If your favorite ski run of the day is the last one because that's when you get to kick back with a friend and imagine you're on a beach as you sip a Corona ... THEN MAYBE FOR YOUR NEXT VACATION YOU SHOULD GO TO AN ACTUAL BEACH INSTEAD OF A SKI RESORT!!!
In the unlikely event that geography, finances, or some other circumstances prevent you from changing your travel plans, maybe stop skiing earlier in the day. Like when your male friend stopped, for instance. Or maybe just don't go skiing in the first place. Just start drinking.
My point is, nobody is forcing you to ski. If you prefer to sit at a beach (real or imagined) with a Corona, do it.
Sincerely yours,
TobiasFunke
If your favorite ski run of the day is the last one because that's when you get to kick back with a friend and imagine you're on a beach as you sip a Corona ... THEN MAYBE FOR YOUR NEXT VACATION YOU SHOULD GO TO AN ACTUAL BEACH INSTEAD OF A SKI RESORT!!!
In the unlikely event that geography, finances, or some other circumstances prevent you from changing your travel plans, maybe stop skiing earlier in the day. Like when your male friend stopped, for instance. Or maybe just don't go skiing in the first place. Just start drinking.
My point is, nobody is forcing you to ski. If you prefer to sit at a beach (real or imagined) with a Corona, do it.
Sincerely yours,
TobiasFunke
Rayderr
Footballguy
The Hallmark Christmas Countdown ornament. While I don't hate the commercials, it is probably one of the stupidest. The whole commercial is a kid annoying her parents with "It's X days, Y hours, Z minutes until Xmas!!!" Why the F would I want to have my kid pester me 24/7 about how long it is until Xmas?
Sconch
Footballguy
Yeah this is pretty stupid.
johnnycakes
Footballguy
I hate those press conference style Ford commercials. God they are boring.
Sconch
Footballguy
And dumb.
Rayderr
Footballguy
I prefer them over the ones with the news studio and field reporter that comes bursting out of the silver box.
17seconds
root of all aliai
I just ROTFLed at my own old post. That's wrong and I'm ashamed.
KiddLattimer
Footballguy
I like how they have to work his name in to every commercial so everyone knows who the F he is
KiddLattimer
Footballguy
I hate the "You got a weather balloon with points!" commercial
The guy drives the F out to the middle of nowhere, hes half way through blowing up the GD balloon and all the sudden he realizes that the guy got a F'ing weather balloon? Where the hell did you think you were going when you got in the damn car???
The guy drives the F out to the middle of nowhere, hes half way through blowing up the GD balloon and all the sudden he realizes that the guy got a F'ing weather balloon? Where the hell did you think you were going when you got in the damn car???
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
I'd like to see an ad with Mayhem messin with Sasquatch.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Yes, but the blonde chick is pretty damn hot.
I like those...especially the one where they are playing scrabble. The subtle gesture Orakpo makes and him saying "OK" make me
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Sconch
Footballguy
What if she talked in a grown-up voice?
Sconch
Footballguy
No kidding.
pigskinliquors
Dr. Parrothead
I detest it.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Downgraded. Significantly.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
I've just about had it with the loser who thinks his butt looks good in Lee jeans.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Well, let us know when you've totally had it.
Not Sure
Footballguy
I hate commercials where they have people munching loudly on food. The Kit Kat commercials and the AT&T commercial where they are eating tacos in the hallway are 2 that come to mind. I really hate those commercials and won't be a customer of either company because of them.
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
What shows would you be watching where this is played?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Now!
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
I prefer to concentrate on the "researchers" butt.
