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43 minutes ago, Jayrok said:

The Ring doorbell ad where the two would be thieves are slowly approaching the porch in broad daylight. 

"This one looks like it could be a nice haul... oh wait.  It has a Ring!"  Then the CPA at the corporate gym scares them away.  "I'd run away... right now gentlemen!"  

His haughtiness is an invitation for them to come back after midnight and throw some bricks through some windows.  Or come back another day and sneak up out of view with black paint to cover the doorbell.  

Plus the guy's physique indicates it must be his first day at the gym. He's so soft and doughy

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I still want to punch that curly haired kid who claims she doesn't know what a computer is in the face.

Excited neighbor: Hey man, check out these cool Xmas decorations I got for our yard! GMC-buying DB: So what? Mine lights up too *hits remote, truck beeps* EN: Wow, that's awesome, thanks for

What's a computer? It's what I'm going to beat you to death with.  

On 11/4/2019 at 12:59 PM, supermike80 said:
On 11/4/2019 at 12:56 PM, randall146 said:

And do they ever tell us what makes it platinum?  I’ve seen the commercials 4 dillion times and haven’t noticed

Cause they said so.  Don't you EVER doubt the Budweiser marketing machine.   Ever.

This is the entity that brought you...Bud Light Lime-a-rita,  and dilly dilly and watched America suck it up through a straw.  

Mmmmm, Beer

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On 11/10/2019 at 2:59 PM, Chemical X said:

dominos pizza.......”just file a claim”

"We're going to expedite this order!"

Get the #### out of here with this ####, it's pizza.

 

 

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12 hours ago, Joe Summer said:

My God, this Peloton commercial makes me want to eat a tub of ice cream.

Any other man that gives their wife an exercise bike is either killed or sleeps on the couch for a month of Sundays.

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1 hour ago, Godsbrother said:

The commercial where the guy buys a GMC truck and SUV for he and his wife for Christmas and she takes the truck.   First off they play it 100 times a day and secondly it is a repeat of a commercial they had last year

Wife: Here hubby, I bought us each a watch.
Husband: Nice.  I bought you an SUV and me a pickup.
Wife: Too bad, I want the pickup.  Enjoy your watch.

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Is the Dominos pizza insurance something you have to pay for or is it included? I shouldn't pay more to make sure they don't mess it up.
And the carryout insurance to make sure they'll replace it if I'm stupid and drop it?

 

 

I don't order from there already and these commercials solidify that desire to never order.

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Just now, Bull Dozier said:

Wife: Here hubby, I bought us each a watch.
Husband: Nice.  I bought you an SUV and me a pickup.
Wife: Too bad, I want the pickup.  Enjoy your watch.

Guessing it’s all her :moneybag:

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5 hours ago, Bull Dozier said:

Wife: Here hubby, I bought us each a watch.
Husband: Nice.  I bought you an SUV and me a pickup.
Wife: Too bad, I want the pickup.  Enjoy your watch.

Still better than losing out on a Cadillac for a set of steak knives.

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On 11/22/2019 at 12:02 PM, Godsbrother said:

The commercial where the guy buys a GMC truck and SUV for he and his wife for Christmas and she takes the truck.   First off they play it 100 times a day and secondly it is a repeat of a commercial they had last year

She’s pretty hot though 

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Does Geico have too many commercials now?  I always liked the cavemen and the lizard is a staple.  Now it just seems they're going with any and all ideas from the staff.  Mimes, mini horses, witches, lobsters, snow globes, taco night, Jerome Bettis.

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6 hours ago, notoriousbill said:

I despise the Baker Mayfield commercial where the smoke detector goes off.  Every f&^%$ing time I think its ours...   lol

 

My dog is freaked out by pretty much any random sounds these days so this is a killer for her.  Poor old girl can barely get up with her hips going and when this commercial comes on she is up and out of my office/den.

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2 hours ago, nirad3 said:

My dog is freaked out by pretty much any random sounds these days so this is a killer for her.  Poor old girl can barely get up with her hips going and when this commercial comes on she is up and out of my office/den.

Along with the moronic random fireworks during the summer.  Lets give these animals a break 

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i work for a bank and these capital one cafe commercials have me laughing.  i mean, no one goes into branches anymore, yet capital one is now competing with sbux for the crowd that wants coffee and a croissant inside of a bank branch.

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16 hours ago, Chemical X said:

i work for a bank and these capital one cafe commercials have me laughing.  i mean, no one goes into branches anymore, yet capital one is now competing with sbux for the crowd that wants coffee and a croissant inside of a bank branch.

I mean can anyone go in there and get a free coffee?  There's one of these on way to work.  

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On 11/27/2019 at 9:11 AM, notoriousbill said:

I despise the Baker Mayfield commercial where the smoke detector goes off.  Every f&^%$ing time I think its ours...   lol

 

With how Mayfield’s season has gone so far, you gotta think that they are regretting hitching their horse to him in such a major way.

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3 minutes ago, Chemical X said:

Free?  LOL.............Try again.

Oh. Lol.  Ok I was just about curious enough to go in and scam some coffee and see if Jennifer Garner is working a teller shift. 

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9 hours ago, shuke said:

We talking about that Peloton commercial yet that seems like it's part of a horror movie?

Oh man, that ad is obnoxious.  Here honey, I got you a $2,245 piece of exercise equipment that also costs $39 a month to have some guy in Boston say your name.  I think you look okay as you are but you can stand to lose a few pounds and your self esteem is lacking lately. I forgot to put a bow on it but Merry Christmas!  Now go sweat and enjoy.  

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19 hours ago, Leroy Hoard said:

I go by a bank that gives away free pens. Growing up I always remembered bank pens being tied to a metallic rope, so I see that as progress.

They call those chains now.

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3 hours ago, Jayrok said:

Oh man, that ad is obnoxious.  Here honey, I got you a $2,245 piece of exercise equipment that also costs $39 a month to have some guy in Boston say your name.  I think you look okay as you are but you can stand to lose a few pounds and your self esteem is lacking lately. I forgot to put a bow on it but Merry Christmas!  Now go sweat and enjoy.  

And she films herself working out over the course of a year to make a highlight film for her husband as his Xmas gift ?!?

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