heckmanm 4,352 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 AT&T's "so XX seconds ago" spots.Really, you heard about the baby 29 seconds before the neighbor, and yet they're already home with the gift you bought them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Pickles 4,620 Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 AT&T's "so XX seconds ago" spots.Really, you heard about the baby 29 seconds before the neighbor, and yet they're already home with the gift you bought them?Yes. That's why this commercial works.Overruled. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raider Nation 5,597 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Hi, I'm Nichole Johnson. Do YOU have diabetes? Would you still like to eat everything in sight and be a fat, disgusting pig?Mmmmmmmmm..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Pickles 4,620 Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 Hi, I'm Nichole Johnson. Do YOU have diabetes? Would you still like to eat everything in sight and be a fat, disgusting pig?Mmmmmmmmm.....Partial chub. Sorry, it's out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marvin 1 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Hi, I'm Nichole Johnson. Do YOU have diabetes? Would you still like to eat everything in sight and be a fat, disgusting pig?Mmmmmmmmm.....You think she's really that fat? She's 5'9, 38 years old, and has a kid. Come on, guy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raider Nation 5,597 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Whoa... you both took me wrong. I wasn't commenting on her appearance at all. It was a commentary on her commentary. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marvin 1 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Whoa... you both took me wrong. I wasn't commenting on her appearance at all. It was a commentary on her commentary.Oh, sorry man. I guess I'm still a little upset about that whole Evan Longoria thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raider Nation 5,597 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Whoa... you both took me wrong. I wasn't commenting on her appearance at all. It was a commentary on her commentary.Oh, sorry man. I guess I'm still a little upset about that whole Evan Longoria thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,470 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Hi, I'm Nichole Johnson. Do YOU have diabetes? Would you still like to eat everything in sight and be a fat, disgusting pig?Mmmmmmmmm.....Hot. Back off, dude. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tackling Dummies 504 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 (edited) When I see all I think is of "doosh in slow motion".Who's with me?I assumed that was Joe Bryant.the driver needs the faux hawk and a Tap Out t shirt. Edited May 4, 2012 by Tackling Dummies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B Maverick 2,261 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 verizon with the mother and daughter crying... WORST Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boots11234 2,160 Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 verizon with the mother and daughter crying... WORSTTHIS times 100. I immediately either mute or chane the channel when it comes on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raider Nation 5,597 Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 verizon with the mother and daughter crying... WORSTTHIS times 100. I immediately either mute or chane the channel when it comes on10 or 15 Hondas piled on top of one another here, fellas. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sister Havana 17 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 AT&T's "so XX seconds ago" spots.Really, you heard about the baby 29 seconds before the neighbor, and yet they're already home with the gift you bought them?Oooh....so very annoying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
17seconds 556 Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Stephen Tyler Burger KingMay be the most pointless commercial I've seen in years. Nothing is going on. It's just Tyler dorking around in a BK. No actual point to any of it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,470 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Stephen Tyler Burger KingMay be the most pointless commercial I've seen in years. Nothing is going on. It's just Tyler dorking around in a BK. No actual point to any of it. Is he working there? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B Maverick 2,261 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Stephen Tyler Burger KingMay be the most pointless commercial I've seen in years. Nothing is going on. It's just Tyler dorking around in a BK. No actual point to any of it. Is he working there?are we to believe Steven Tyler, David Bekham or Selma Hayek eat at BK? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChainsawU 5,757 Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Lisa Rinna wearing a diaper. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Encyclopedia Brown 2,618 Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 I did not notice until now....but Flo is left-handed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JZilla 2,915 Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 (edited) Crazy Train is insta-mute. No matter where the remote is I can usually get it before the second "ba-dump." If I hear the "AYY" my day is ruined. It's a good test of skills. Geico possum ad made me chuckle Edited May 20, 2012 by JZilla Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JZilla 2,915 Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 The continued beer bottle and can gimmicks really underscore what a nation of morons we are Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NJDawgPound 0 Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 The continued beer bottle and can gimmicks really underscore what a nation of morons we areSimilarly, what Ice Cube did in NWA used to make white people cringe. Now, what he's doing in the Coors Light commercials makes everyone cringe. Jesus Christ Ice, have a little self pride. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Christo 6,185 Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 (edited) Stephen Tyler Burger KingMay be the most pointless commercial I've seen in years. Nothing is going on. It's just Tyler dorking around in a BK. No actual point to any of it. Is he working there?are we to believe Steven Tyler, David Bekham or Selma Hayek eat at BK?Sure. They probably hit the drive thru rather than going in. But why not very now and then? Its not like money and fame buy a person taste. Edited May 20, 2012 by Christo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raider Nation 5,597 Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Crazy Train is insta-mute. No matter where the remote is I can usually get it before the second "ba-dump."LOL... zactly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nipsey 4,641 Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Can anybody explain what the hell is happening in this commercial? They play it on TVG about every 10 minutes and I swear the more I see it, the less I understand it. Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Pickles 4,620 Posted May 26, 2012 Author Share Posted May 26, 2012 Crazy Train is insta-mute. No matter where the remote is I can usually get it before the second "ba-dump." If I hear the "AYY" my day is ruined. It's a good test of skills.The "ayy" is terrible, but for me, kid shaking his drink to simulate a vibraslap is the final straw. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Binky The Doormat 12,659 Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Can anybody explain what the hell is happening in this commercial? They play it on TVG about every 10 minutes and I swear the more I see it, the less I understand it. Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one?No. That is incredibly annoying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Otis 13,396 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Crazy Train is insta-mute. No matter where the remote is I can usually get it before the second "ba-dump."LOL... zactly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,470 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Can anybody explain what the hell is happening in this commercial? They play it on TVG about every 10 minutes and I swear the more I see it, the less I understand it. Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one?I get the whole "not everything touted as free is really free" thing, but no idea on the showdown. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,470 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 The one I really don't understand is the Realtor one where the kid tells his grandpa he hopes he has a home one day and the grandpa gets acts all concerned as if the right to home ownership is in jeopardy. I really don't get it. Can't find a link. Someone explain it to me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teumessian Fox 6 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 1338094866' post='14415318']The one I really don't understand is the Realtor one where the kid tells his grandpa he hopes he has a home one day and the grandpa gets acts all concerned as if the right to home ownership is in jeopardy. I really don't get it. Can't find a link. Someone explain it to me.Grandpa is afraid that his grand kid (and subsequent generations) will be worse off than he was. Some people really freak out at that thought. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mquinnjr 3,036 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Anyone living in the PA/NJ/Delaware area has seen these Jim Sapala Kia commercials...that's craaaaazy! Make my blood boil: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
None_More_Black 26 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 1338094866' post='14415318']The one I really don't understand is the Realtor one where the kid tells his grandpa he hopes he has a home one day and the grandpa gets acts all concerned as if the right to home ownership is in jeopardy. I really don't get it. Can't find a link. Someone explain it to me.Grandpa is afraid that his grand kid (and subsequent generations) will be worse off than he was. Some people really freak out at that thought.Seems pretty straight forward. I don't think it has anything to do with the "right" of home ownership. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,470 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 1338094866' post='14415318']The one I really don't understand is the Realtor one where the kid tells his grandpa he hopes he has a home one day and the grandpa gets acts all concerned as if the right to home ownership is in jeopardy. I really don't get it. Can't find a link. Someone explain it to me.Grandpa is afraid that his grand kid (and subsequent generations) will be worse off than he was. Some people really freak out at that thought.Why is he afraid of that? And what does that have to do with realtors? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AhrnCityPahnder 4,607 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 These are not my least favorite, but I just don't get it. Can someone explain what the endgame is for commercials that are on multiple times, show the same video, but have different URLs? There's a couple currently playing. One is the "AN ECONOMIC GENIUS WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING HAS PREDICTED THE US IS GOING TO #### THE BED AND HE'S GOING TO SHARE HIS SECRETS WITH YOU --- JUST LOG ON TO {newamerica538352.com | americaisdoomed4284214.com | jim11wasrightamerica.com | tastetheflesh73a.com } The other has Shannon Dougherty talking about finishing college. Log onto {trycollegeyoudumbass.com | readabook53766.com | learninbfun44.com} What is the point of having multiple sites for these? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yenrub 772 Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 The iphone commercial where the chick asks siri “is that rain?” Really you have to ASK your ####### iphone if it’s raining? You can't just go to the window and take a look? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Pickles 4,620 Posted May 28, 2012 Author Share Posted May 28, 2012 These are not my least favorite, but I just don't get it. Can someone explain what the endgame is for commercials that are on multiple times, show the same video, but have different URLs? There's a couple currently playing.One is the "AN ECONOMIC GENIUS WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING HAS PREDICTED THE US IS GOING TO #### THE BED AND HE'S GOING TO SHARE HIS SECRETS WITH YOU --- JUST LOG ON TO {newamerica538352.com | americaisdoomed4284214.com | jim11wasrightamerica.com | tastetheflesh73a.com }The other has Shannon Dougherty talking about finishing college. Log onto {trycollegeyoudumbass.com | readabook53766.com | learninbfun44.com}What is the point of having multiple sites for these? I've wondered this too.. the endofamerica15.com or whatever being the one that caught my attention. I think it might be a way of linking the advertising source to the eventual traffic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Pickles 4,620 Posted June 6, 2012 Author Share Posted June 6, 2012 Chevron's We Agree ads are horrendous. This one is particularly awful."I'm proud of that." :shotgun: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raider Nation 5,597 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 The iphone commercial where the chick asks siri “is that rain?”Really you have to ASK your ####### iphone if it’s raining?You can't just go to the window and take a look?Right church, wrong pew.http://youtu.be/QzFJsM5Xd_sMalkovich is such a weirdo. He starts laughing at Siri's "joke" before it's even told. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raider Nation 5,597 Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Crazy Train is insta-mute. No matter where the remote is I can usually get it before the second "ba-dump."LOL... zactly.They are still forcing this crap down our throats. How could they possibly not know by now that it's the most annoying commercial ever??? I still love the requisite black kid in the back seat though, traveling with eight white people. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Pickles 4,620 Posted June 22, 2012 Author Share Posted June 22, 2012 Can't find a link, but that Citi ThankYou Points ad where they have some town-wide Olympics viewing party annoys me to no end. "Karen chipped in 30,000... because she wanted to be queen." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leroy Hoard 13,457 Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Crazy Train is insta-mute. No matter where the remote is I can usually get it before the second "ba-dump."LOL... zactly.They are still forcing this crap down our throats. How could they possibly not know by now that it's the most annoying commercial ever??? I still love the requisite black kid in the back seat though, traveling with eight white people.There must be some place where they rent out black kids by the day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raider Nation 5,597 Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 "Hey guys, let's have a barbeque today.""What? You guys brought a grill with you?" "No, no... leave this beautiful beach and drive to Burger King for some fake barbeque SLOP." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Keerock 5,024 Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 The Hoppa Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jed 283 Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 KFC where a kid wrestles his grandpa(?) over side choices. Sigh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daywalker 3,034 Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 KFC where a kid wrestles his grandpa(?) over side choices. Sigh.Why are they wrestling over which sides to get when the family is already returning with the order? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nipsey 4,641 Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 KFC where a kid wrestles his grandpa(?) over side choices. Sigh.Good one. Poorly conceived and badly directed. I'd bet my biscuits they did about 12 different variations of wrestling and chose the one where it looked the least like the kid was about to be Sanduskied. One of those where things were it looked great in casting and on paper, then they start shooting it and the KFC execs begin to panic as they watch the monitors. Still got the thumbs up though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jed 283 Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 KFC where a kid wrestles his grandpa(?) over side choices. Sigh.Good one. Poorly conceived and badly directed. I'd bet my biscuits they did about 12 different variations of wrestling and chose the one where it looked the least like the kid was about to be Sanduskied. One of those where things were it looked great in casting and on paper, then they start shooting it and the KFC execs begin to panic as they watch the monitors. Still got the thumbs up though.Yep, lots of inappropriate touching going on in this one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skillz 255 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 This Little Caesar's pizza commercial is super annoying. Maybe it's because I have now seen it at least 50 times because they play it throughout Detroit Tigers games. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raider Nation 5,597 Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 We just had ourselves a little Journey moment there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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