Urlacher's hit on Cutler didn't go far enough
Jay Cutler, loser.
That seems to be the conclusion drawn from Brian Urlacher’s comments to Yahoo! as he watched Sunday’s pathetic surrender in Minnesota as helplessly and with as much disgust as you did.
There’s no reason to think Urlacher wasn’t expressing honest feelings. There’s no reason to think he was misquoted. There’s also no reason to think Urlacher won’t have a lot of lying to do today after saying this:
“Look, I love Jay, and I understand he’s a great player who can take us a long way, and I still have faith in him. But I hate the way our identity has changed. We used to establish the run and wear teams down and try not to make mistakes, and we’d rely on our defense to keep us in the game and make big plays to put us in position to win. Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth.”
There are some other interesting parts of the piece --- Urlacher wants Bears coach Lovie Smith to stick around, one of his ex-girlfriends gets three seconds in a beer commercial --- but that quote was the bomb, only the latest misery in the Bears’ death spiral.
First of all, that quote takes us back to last summer when Bobby Wade, the Vikings receiver and former Bear, told a Minnesota radio station that Urlacher called Cutler was a naughty word for female genitalia after Cutler cried his way out of Denver and threatened to hold his breath until until he turned orange and blue. Urlacher, of course, denied saying it. That was just Wade messin’ with everybody, he said. Gosh, no, Urlacher loves Cutler, he told us. Blah, blah, blah. Lie, lie, lie.
The truth came out first, then the spin followed. Just like you can expect now. You watch, we’ll get some stuff shoveled at us. The Bears will try to play everyone for suckers the way they have pretty much played this season. It’ll be a lovefest at Halas Hall. It’ll be a lie, sure, but it’ll be a lovefest.
As for the part of the quote about the change in identity --- that’s wrong for so many reasons. First, this is a passing league. The NFL has legislated defense out of the league.
But second, and this is most damning, the Bears don’t have an identity. The head coach-for-now says the Bears are still a running team. But they gave up the run shortly after landing in Minneapolis. So, you’d think the Bears were a passing team. But no. They don’t have any pass plays in the playbook once they call the wide receiver screen that they can’t execute and the throw-and-pray sideline pattern.
And another thing, Urlacher is wrong about the defense. It cannot defend a good team. Heck, half the time it cannot defend a bad team. The Bears haven’t beaten a team that now has a winning record since the second week of the season. In the meantime, it has been destroyed, blown up, humiliated and left for dead by good teams, of which the Bears believed they were one. They lied about that like they will lie about Urlacher’s comment on Cutler today. They stink. Pick a phase of Lovie Smith’s defense, and they stink, most especially in the red zone and on third down.
The Bears have shown little pride. They have displayed little character. And no one has gotten fired. And now an injured player who used to be the face of the franchise is back to killing the new face of the franchise, adding the description of loser to his earlier description of, uh, soft.
Pillory Urlacher if you’d like. Defend Cutler, if you want. But here’s the problem with Urlacher’s quote: It’s not the conclusion that Cutler is a loser, it’s that he didn’t include everybody else in the once-proud franchise in that description. It’s everyone at Halas Hall, it’s all of them in Lake Forest. Starting with the McFamily at the top and right on down the rest of the McJoke organization, the Bears have fallen out of the pathetic tree and are hitting every branch on the way down.