How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb?Two. One to hold the ladder, and the other to turn the light bulb in a clockwise fashion until it is secured in the socket."Knock, knock!""Who’s there?""John.""John who?""John Wilson, your old friend from college.""What a pleasant surprise. Please, come in."
Fixed to be more literalWhat's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Tiger Woods is a great golfer real person, Santa is a jolly fat man who delivers presents on Christmas not.
FixedThese jokes suck are literal
:lmao"Still my favorite...What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?They were my friends.
Or, if the rest of her face is also black, you just call her ma'am.What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?You should advise her to apply ice packs intermittently to the bruised area to reduce swelling, and vitamin K cream may help accelerate the healing process. Also, if she is in pain make sure she doesn't take aspirin, as its anticoagulant properties could make the bruise larger and result in a longer healing process.
I notice you never mentioned them leaving a tip.So these two black guys walk into a bar, and the bartender looks around and says, “What’ll you two fine gentlemen have?” And they paid their tab and couldn’t have been more courteous.