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WR Josh Gordon, KC (8 Viewers)
- Thread starter Matt Waldman
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VikingFrog
Footballguy
What if he plays better high and drunk? And now he can't play sober.
Take 3 shots right before the game, bust your ### and drink a bunch of water during the game. They won't test during the game and the system will be clean after!
Bobcat10
Footballguy
In MKC's twitter timeline. There are a number of videos out now from several reporters.
Short Corner
Footballguy
jeaton6
Footballguy
Sebowski
Footballguy
Deamon
Footballguy
Man of Constant Sorrow
Footballguy
Relatively good looking young AA male, 6'3", 225 lbs, wearing an ugly brown and orange jersey.
Walk is straight at the moment...no slurring of words....appears sober.
Sounds appealing to me!
EDIT: Legs do appear a little skinny tho...could be an optical illusion tho...
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Hot Sauce Guy
Footballguy
Soulfly3
Footballguy
Hot Sauce Guy
Footballguy
Just google a pic of Gordon & have a bottle of lotion ready - you’ll feel like you’re right there with @Soulfly3. Maybe sit on your hand until it goes numb, too.
Hot Sauce Guy
Footballguy
Niners helped this become a possibility with the JummyG trade.
For the sake of FFB I hope this happens.
DropKick
Footballguy
Hot Sauce Guy
Footballguy
I do not recommend Hot Sauce as a sexual lubricant, no.
Not without a willing partner & a signed consent form at least.
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Josh Gordon back practicing the same week that this thread hits page 420? It is a sign from the fantasy gods!
jeaton6
Footballguy
Sebowski
Footballguy
voiceofunreason
Footballguy
I hope he doesn’t get paid until the games start so he can’t afford good drugs. There’s always a reward for those who wait.
Chaka
Footballguy
Dizzy
Footballguy
Chaka
Footballguy
Dizzy
Footballguy
Yeah I get that... just wondering if there was some kind of "teaching moment" coming where Josh Gordon is back, but he's not BACK right away. Curious if we'll see maybe less than 50% snaps... couple targets... something to make it look like he has to EARN IT as opposed to just waltzing in after multiple suspensions and sitting at the head of the table.
Dude hasn't played football in three years and apparently never sober... no telling what we'll see next week.
Fireinside
Footballguy
I have to say that after reading all these almost funny drugs, bong and alchol posts, I'm really rooting for the kid more than ever...
The guys has screwed up 5 or 6 times. He is a walking punchline at this point. Of course people are going to make jokes.
TheFatKid
Footballguy
With Coleman back, and Gordon coming back I get this image of the Cleveland offense as a M4 Sherman tank in a world war 2 movie. We are watching in anticipation as the the turret slowly turns towards its panzer target.
My guess is that Green Bay feels the full force of the Gordon and Coleman on the field together.
Oh and honored to post on page 420 after watching for all these years.
My guess is that Green Bay feels the full force of the Gordon and Coleman on the field together.
Oh and honored to post on page 420 after watching for all these years.
