If I had a magic wand, I'd have the Fed hike us right into a recession.
Punish every irresponsible moron (corporation & individual) that has taken on too much debt and can't pay it back, even at these low rates. Suffer the consequences, get all the bad debt off the books, deal with a painful recession, and start fresh in a few years.
To answer your question specifically, to save the market, a quote like this would be good:
Something along those lines, IDK. I mean, going back 6 weeks in this thread, my mantra has been to sell the rallies, so what is happening now is no surprise to me, but if they were going to throw a hail mary, it would be something like above.
And I keep reading from everyone they shouldn't hike tomorrow. To be clear, the difference of 2.25 & 2.5% should be inconsequential after a decade long expansion. Those aren't high rates regardless, they're still super low either way. If those 25 pips make a difference, can we admit the last decade has been a mirage and crash as we deserve to? If the difference of 2.25 & 2.5% make any difference at all, we shouldn't be near an ATH.