NREC34 3,561 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Tough decision but don't think I can start him over Martellus. I'm expecting SF to play some defense in this game better than what NE did the other night. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FUBAR 3,203 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 I own Kelce, Gronk, and Donnell.Flex problems. Graham, Kelce, and Donnell - grabbed Donnell cuz both Graham and Kelce have week 6 byes... I'm gonna try and trade Donnell after week 6 I think. I have Graham, Kelce, Donnell and Reed in dynasty. Not sure how I'll figure this out. But Kelce is quickly becoming my 2nd favorite behind Graham.I think talent wise, Kelce blows Donnell and Reed away so that's a pretty easy evaluation. Donnell seems like a huge sell high right now.Not so sure about this unless injury avoidance is a talent.one league - started the season with Reed as my TE1, Pitta as TE2, and Kelce on the bench. Traded Reed thinking I had depth. (sort of working out)redraft - drafted Cameron as my TE1, later added Ertz as a boom/bust, then Kelce in the 2nd to last round (ahead of my kicker). dropped Kelce for Gordon when rumors started that Josh would return earlier than anticipated Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RBM 4,899 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Dying to start him but I think I need to ride this Bennett wave until it stops. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SWC 15,283 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) brohans this guy needs a nickname and i mean a good one well by popular request here i am to save the day swc style yep i brought you nicknames like randall the touchdown robber cobber or rt2rc as the kids with the phones say and nick foley canoli who makes sweet peter setera music miyugi style with jeremy daniel san maclin when they score tds together like they are fighting for your honor in a castle far away so for travis kelce i am going to do something a little different and give you two options you get to pick the first is travis the exploding burrito kelce and whenever he scores you can pretend you are a burrito and then act like bam i just exploded for a touchdown because it has happened to every one of us and you know it or the second is david just say no to not scoring tds kelce which will have both a positive message about not doing drugs and also about not not scoring tds so bam swc reports you decide bromigos take that to the bank Edited October 2, 2014 by SWC 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gvindy 40 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 brohans this guy needs a nickname and i mean a good one well by popular request here i am to save the day swc style yep i brought you nicknames like randall the touchdown robber cobber or rt2rc as the kids with the phones say and nick foley canoli who makes sweet peter setera music miyugi style with jeremy daniel san maclin when they score tds together like they are fighting for your honor in a castle far away so for travis kelce i am going to do something a little different and give you two options you get to pick the first is travis the exploding burrito kelce and whenever he scores you can pretend you are a burrito and then act like bam i just exploded for a touchdown because it has happened to every one of us and you know it or the second is david just say no to not scoring tds kelce which will have both a positive message about not doing drugs and also about not not scoring tds so bam swc reports you decide bromigos take that to the bankSpecial K Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leroy Hoard 13,458 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 brohans this guy needs a nickname and i mean a good one well by popular request here i am to save the day swc style yep i brought you nicknames like randall the touchdown robber cobber or rt2rc as the kids with the phones say and nick foley canoli who makes sweet peter setera music miyugi style with jeremy daniel san maclin when they score tds together like they are fighting for your honor in a castle far away so for travis kelce i am going to do something a little different and give you two options you get to pick the first is travis the exploding burrito kelce and whenever he scores you can pretend you are a burrito and then act like bam i just exploded for a touchdown because it has happened to every one of us and you know it or the second is david just say no to not scoring tds kelce which will have both a positive message about not doing drugs and also about not not scoring tds so bam swc reports you decide bromigos take that to the bankVis-KelKC-Kelse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SWC 15,283 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 none of those involve food blowing up so they stink the bag take that to the bank brohans Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gvindy 40 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) none of those involve food blowing up so they stink the bag take that to the bank brohans Special K is a diet food bar it explodes out your backside Edited October 2, 2014 by Gvindy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SWC 15,283 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 none of those involve food blowing up so they stink the bag take that to the bank brohans Special K is a diet food bar it explodes out your backsideyou got me there bromigo but i like the exploding burrito better it just has a better ring to it and i could see the guys on espn using it more than special k which is also a drug i think so hey read the second nickname and get off the dope hippy take that to the bank 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
werdnoynek 166 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) none of those involve food blowing up so they stink the bag take that to the bank brohans Special K is a diet food bar it explodes out your backsideOr a drug that can put you in a psychadelic-hole of craziness. Edited October 2, 2014 by werdnoynek 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gvindy 40 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 none of those involve food blowing up so they stink the bag take that to the bank brohans Special K is a diet food bar it explodes out your backside Or a drug that can put you in a psychadelic-hole of craziness.Yeah I think ravers like it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sabertooth 5,923 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Starting Travis over Gronk this week. Didn't think I'd be saying that this year. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jutz 185 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 brohans this guy needs a nickname and i mean a good one well by popular request here i am to save the day swc style yep i brought you nicknames like randall the touchdown robber cobber or rt2rc as the kids with the phones say and nick foley canoli who makes sweet peter setera music miyugi style with jeremy daniel san maclin when they score tds together like they are fighting for your honor in a castle far away so for travis kelce i am going to do something a little different and give you two options you get to pick the first is travis the exploding burrito kelce and whenever he scores you can pretend you are a burrito and then act like bam i just exploded for a touchdown because it has happened to every one of us and you know it or the second is david just say no to not scoring tds kelce which will have both a positive message about not doing drugs and also about not not scoring tds so bam swc reports you decide bromigos take that to the bankI vote for David Just Say No To Not Scoring TD's Kelce. I like how the first name of the nickname you gave him is not his actual name. Maybe we can abbreviate it like... DJSNTNSTK. But I think that guy Austin Sufjan Stevens in Tampa Bay might be hot on Kelce's trail now that that other guy is hurt in Tampa. You can take that to the bank bro-be-wan kenobi. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rickyg 832 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 I liked "Keltic warrior" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jdubs952 3 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Angry Travis Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ilov80s 29,262 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Hell yeah I'm starting him. Beastly TE with high end athleticism getting 7+ targets a game on a team desperate to find a playmaking pass catcher. No brainer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dondante 271 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Hell yeah I'm starting him. Beastly TE with high end athleticism getting 7+ targets a game on a team desperate to find a playmaking pass catcher. No brainer.In my league we get bonus points for demoralizing stiff arms, so I'm starting him over Ditka. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Billy Bats 3,394 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Starting him over Ertz. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Das Boot 448 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I think his new Delta Tau Chi name should be...Nutz.Why?1. Why not?2. Nutz are food.3. Defenders trying to cover him are Deader than Kelce's nuts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steveski 264 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Hope this guy continues to show that he's for real. Could get myself a nice new toy in dynasty if I can sell Graham. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
3nOut 172 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 How about just calling him Kelce? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King of the Jungle 1,382 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 TKO 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister CIA 8,217 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Kelce Hammer! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mrfrood 18 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Yeah I've been calling him Keltic Warrior which I was the first to post that here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beerponger 0 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Kelce and the Sunshine Band....that's the way uh huh uh huh I like it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SproutDaddy 412 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 God #### Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MrSoup 37 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Kelce Dagger 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Billy Bats 3,394 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 TKOThere it is. End discussion. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Class Dismissed 26 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I liked "Keltic warrior" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrew74 949 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 TKOThere it is. End discussion.Yep, this gets my vote. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grigs Allmoon 1,099 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 TKOThere it is. End discussion.That's already been used, which isn't a show-stopper, but it doesn't help.Is the 'O' significant? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Reegus 99 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I liked "Keltic warrior"I'm going with this one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SWC 15,283 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 i still vote for exploding burrito brohans 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raiderfan32904 470 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 ought to put that on the menu at Taco Bell. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CentralPA 1,040 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 My vote is for TKO. Short and to the point, it's going to feel like he knocked you down three times when he runs over you going to the endzone.I don't know why but I am still contemplating starting Walker over TKO in PPR. Somebody tell me i'm being stupid. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
adam220891 5 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 May even trade away Vernon Davis since I have this guy....package deal of course to get rid of deadweight like T-Rich Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jerry Curl 109 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Kelce and the Sunshine Band....that's the way uh huh uh huh I like it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grigs Allmoon 1,099 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 i still vote for exploding burrito brohansI thought you weren't voting. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mrfrood 18 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 This is why he is The Keltic Warrior. Those who doubt him or keep ranking Ertz higher than him like Matthew Berry will feel the wrath of this:http://i.imgur.com/TF14O.gif/img] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tackling Dummies 504 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Kelce and the Sunshine Band....that's the way uh huh uh huh I like itThe countdown to Berman using this starts..........now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dondante 271 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 ought to put that on the menu at Taco Bell. I'm pretty sure everyone who eats at Taco Bell and everyone working there already knows that their burritos cause explosions. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Matter 250 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 TKOThere it is. End discussion.That's already been used, which isn't a show-stopper, but it doesn't help.Is the 'O' significant?OwnageOwnage (n):1. Noun form of the verb own.2. An instance in which someone or something is owned.Player1 frags Player2 with exceptional skill.Player1 taunts, "I just owned you Player2!"Player3 comments, "Yeah, that was ownage." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Broncobiv 46 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 PPR. Probably starting Heath Miller (@JAX) over Kelce due to their matchups. I also have Kelvin Benjamin in as my flex over Kelce in that league. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thatguy 138 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Vis-Kelc-ity. Because he flows.http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/viscosity?s=t Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thatguy 138 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 notice how the last syllable of his first name is also included in the nickname. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thatguy 138 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Or Tra-viscous. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thatguy 138 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) Or for the Game of Thrones fans out there: Khal Travis or Khal C or Khal Kelce Edited October 3, 2014 by thatguy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thatguy 138 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Vitamin Kelce Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blick 1,214 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Chuck Norris 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gchip 13 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Vitamin KelceThere, that'll work. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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