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Halloween costume Ideas 2013 whatcha got? (1 Viewer)

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Six weeks early, but hey lets plan ahead. So far my best idea is to wear scrubs and a surgical mask while carrying an empty bottle of rum. I'm telling people I'm a Bacardiologist. What's your plan?

 
I'm going as a Gen Yer, wear thrift shop clothes with $200 shoes and a sign that says give me money because I deserve it.

 
I'm going to wear a suit with a blue light strapped to my chest. My son will think it's awesome I'm Tony Stark and when my wife finds me in a bar with two hot 20 year old blonds, I can say they're just part of the costume.

 
Tchula said:
Six weeks early, but hey lets plan ahead. So far my best idea is to wear scrubs and a surgical mask while carrying an empty bottle of rum. I'm telling people I'm a Bacardiologist. What's your plan?
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Bring a snorkel because you'll be swimming in #####

 
Guster said:
offdee said:
Heisenberg
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Too many people will do that... I'd go for Walter Jr.Bonus points for handing out bacon to people at the party
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Damn, well there goes my idea. I already look like him. Was going to make some blue rock candy and wear yellow coveralls and a respirator. :kicksrock:

Not really since I haven't done a Halloween costume in years but if I needed one in a pinch...

 
I'm a cheap ******* and not creative. Long curly/frizzy wig, black pants, Polamalu jersey and a head and shoulders shampoo. :P

 
Black and white thick striped suit, gold whistle around neck, thin beard, sunglasses......Robin Thicke from VMA awards (bonus if go with a chick dressed as Miley Cyrus)

urrabody get up.....hey, hey hey...

 
Saw this Facebook status: This Halloween I'm going as a democrat. When kids show up to the door I'll take half their candy and give it to kids who are too lazy to go trick or treating.

 
I think the wife and I are going to go as Hank and Marie. I might buy a bald cap or just say #### it and shave my head.

 
Fennis said:
Tchula said:
Saw this Facebook status: This Halloween I'm going as a democrat. When kids show up to the door I'll take half their candy and give it to kids who are too lazy to go trick or treating.
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I dont get it
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I saw it too and I replied I was going as a Republican and I'm going to stomp and hold my breath when it's time to pay for the costume I bought.

 
Sabertooth said:
Fennis said:
Tchula said:
Saw this Facebook status: This Halloween I'm going as a democrat. When kids show up to the door I'll take half their candy and give it to kids who are too lazy to go trick or treating.
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I dont get it
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I saw it too and I replied I was going as a Republican and I'm going to stomp and hold my breath when it's time to pay for the costume I bought.
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Give the candy to m&m mars and eventually it will trickle down to the children
 
My 6 year old is dressing up as Harry Potter. He wants me to be Hagrid. Our heights make this costume work.

At work, the 4 youngest teachers in our building are being the 4 Ninja Turtles. They want me to be Shredder. Found an awesome DIY costume on YouTube.

 
Same shtick every year. I go wearing jeans and no shirt. When asked I say "I'm a premature ejaculation." When they say they don't get it, I say, "I just came in my jeans."

 
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