massraider 10,969 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) Rape Allegations Bench-clearing basebrawl The latest: Hey, who doesn't like crab legs?<title edited by FBG Mod to help with searching> Edited August 28, 2015 by FBG Moderator Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leroy Hoard 13,746 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Always thought there was something fishy about that guy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Brownstone 629 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Looks like a great talent, but not a guy I'd want to have as the centerpiece of my organization. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bojang0301 2,246 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 ...and every QB's draft stock went up in this draft. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
werdnoynek 166 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmecVQgIUAAppdh.pngty reddit. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Brownstone 629 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmecVQgIUAAppdh.pngty reddit. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leroy Hoard 13,746 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmecVQgIUAAppdh.pngty reddit. Makes the guy in the background's expression even better. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
werdnoynek 166 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) Sportscenter is saying he's going to be suspended from the baseball team... aaaand fined $30 and required to do community service after citation.https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/461541214945161216 Edited April 30, 2014 by werdnoynek Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RUSF18 3,847 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) Sportscenter is saying he's going to be suspended from the baseball team..What a shellfish #######. Edited April 30, 2014 by RUSF18 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tackling Dummies 503 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Sportscenter is saying he's going to be suspended from the baseball team... aaaand fined $30 and required to do community service after citation.https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/461541214945161216I hope they get over the distraction and go back to the Ocho's 24x7 coverage of Johnny Manziel. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Milkman 2,348 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Lol excellent thread title. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raiderfan32904 470 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 “@ProFootballTalk: Jameis Winston reportedly in hot water for pinching crab legs >> take the rest of the day off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steveski 264 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Sportscenter is saying he's going to be suspended from the baseball team... aaaand fined $30 and required to do community service after citation.https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/461541214945161216There's such a thing as a $30 fine? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Warhogs 631 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 What kind of NCAA player would shoplift crab legs instead of buying them with the under the table funds they get? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andy Dufresne 12,078 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Awesome. So the same nonsense surrounding Manziel that we had to endure we're going to have to do all over again with Winston.Thanks a lot, Jameis. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steveski 264 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Awesome. So the same nonsense surrounding Manziel that we had to endure we're going to have to do all over again with Winston.Thanks a lot, Jameis. Raping and stealing is a little more serious than selling some autographs though.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andy Dufresne 12,078 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Awesome. So the same nonsense surrounding Manziel that we had to endure we're going to have to do all over again with Winston.Thanks a lot, Jameis. Raping and stealing is a little more serious than selling some autographs though....Of course. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Warhogs 631 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Is that a crab leg in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lod01 905 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 What kind of NCAA player would shoplift crab legs instead of buying them with the under the table funds they get? That should tell you all you need to know about the guy's ability to learn a playbook. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B-Deep 958 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 "hey, i won the heisman trophy, can you go steal me some crab legs?"someone will say yes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bigboy10182000 3,880 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 @NewSchoolSS: THIS."@Juzman72 "it was horrible man, he grabbed them & just took off like nothing"-on Jameis Winston's shoplifting http://t.co/jDzrDyz0bR" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
massraider 10,969 Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 @NewSchoolSS: THIS."@Juzman72 "it was horrible man, he grabbed them & just took off like nothing"-on Jameis Winston's shoplifting http://t.co/jDzrDyz0bR" This thread is going exactly as I had hoped. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cstu 6,086 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) Burger King reported Winston was stealing soda in a ketchup cup. Kid is a straight hoodlum. This is what comes to mind. Edited April 30, 2014 by cstu 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
massraider 10,969 Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 Luckily, Jameis is using his notoriety to further his acting career: https://twitter.com/TheFoxTheatre/status/461534459482087424/photo/1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B-Deep 958 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 "As reported in the news, last night I received an adult civil citation for petit theft from a local supermarket," Winston said. "I went to the supermarket with the intent to purchase dinner but made a terrible mistake for which I'm taking full responsibility. In a moment of youthful ignorance, I walked out of the store without paying for one of my items. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bigboy10182000 3,880 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 YOUTHFUL IGNORANCE You're 20!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bigboy10182000 3,880 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 @JohnMiddlekauff: Anyone know if Winston had been drinking? Because if he was sober it makes it way worse IMO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lod01 905 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 "As reported in the news, last night I received an adult civil citation for petit theft from a local supermarket," Winston said. "I went to the supermarket with the intent to purchase dinner but made a terrible mistake for which I'm taking full responsibility. In a moment of youthful ignorance, I walked out of the store without paying for one of my items.How do you not pay for one of the items? Did he have it stuffed up his ###? It's crablegs. You put it on the conveyor belt or you don't. It's not like it's a 50 lb bag of dog food under the cart. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steed 157 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 He's an idiot obviously, but if he keeps playing well it won't matter in the end. I'd say this is right on cam's level of stupidity and he still went #1. Of course cam is bigger physically, but you get what I'm saying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bojang0301 2,246 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 He's an idiot obviously, but if he keeps playing well it won't matter in the end. I'd say this is right on cam's level of stupidity and he still went #1. Of course cam is bigger physically, but you get what I'm saying.Oh, I'm sorry but when was Cam accused of rape and theft? I thought his father asked for 200k which was a pretty good bargain for Auburn. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
massraider 10,969 Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 He's an idiot obviously, but if he keeps playing well it won't matter in the end. I'd say this is right on cam's level of stupidity and he still went #1. Of course cam is bigger physically, but you get what I'm saying.I disagree. I think it will matter, his flags are bigger than Newton's (looking forward to Nawrocki's evaluation), and people haven't started picking his game apart yet. They will, and people will be looking for game flaws, especially if they think he enjoys stolen seafood and sexual assault--not necessarily at the same time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steed 157 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 He's an idiot obviously, but if he keeps playing well it won't matter in the end. I'd say this is right on cam's level of stupidity and he still went #1. Of course cam is bigger physically, but you get what I'm saying.Oh, I'm sorry but when was Cam accused of rape and theft? I thought his father asked for 200k which was a pretty good bargain for Auburn. Cam got thrown out of Florida for stealing a laptop. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Faust 5,273 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 @NewSchoolSS: THIS."@Juzman72 "it was horrible man, he grabbed them & just took off like nothing"-on Jameis Winston's shoplifting http://t.co/jDzrDyz0bR" This thread is going exactly as I had hoped.This thread has legs!It has potential to eclipse the Manziel thread, and it certainly is off to a great start! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bigboy10182000 3,880 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 He gets pinched for stealing crab legs. Shellfish bastard! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GroveDiesel 9,218 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 http://youtu.be/QSzWbNElHOoI'm young! I'm confused! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cstu 6,086 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 He's an idiot obviously, but if he keeps playing well it won't matter in the end. I'd say this is right on cam's level of stupidity and he still went #1. Of course cam is bigger physically, but you get what I'm saying.Oh, I'm sorry but when was Cam accused of rape and theft? I thought his father asked for 200k which was a pretty good bargain for Auburn.Cam stole a $1700 laptop. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cstu 6,086 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Is that a crab leg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?You're butter than this. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bigboy10182000 3,880 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 @LesBowen: Jameis Winston's agent needs to think promotional tie-ins. "This season on 'The Deadliest Catch'..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cstu 6,086 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Ryan Mallett not happy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
domvin 111 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 He says forgot about paying and was going to go back to payWinston left store at 9, law enforcement made contact after midnight.Took him 3 hours to make that attempt?Maybe he wanted some crabs for his next rape victim.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ShaHBucks 298 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 If he was compensated for earning Fla. St millions he would have avoided a situation like this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cstu 6,086 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Rape AllegationsI do think we've reached a high point in race relations that a black guy - star QB or not - can be accused of raping a blond white girl and the police just shrug their shoulders. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GregR 5,844 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 This displays a lack of decision making ability that has to affect his draft stock.He should have audibled to the lobster tail. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BassNBrew 11,149 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 This displays a lack of decision making ability that has to affect his draft stock.He should have audibled to the lobster tail.Waldman isn't going to be happy with with many of the opinions in this thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
massraider 10,969 Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 Not for nothing, but you guys really ought to think about letting that thing just die. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FBG Moderator 755 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 This displays a lack of decision making ability that has to affect his draft stock.He should have audibled to the lobster tail.Waldman isn't going to be happy with with many of the opinions in this thread.BnB, there is a thread to discuss Waldman's statements. This isn't it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
duaneok66 149 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 @NewSchoolSS: THIS."@Juzman72 "it was horrible man, he grabbed them & just took off like nothing"-on Jameis Winston's shoplifting http://t.co/jDzrDyz0bR"you didn't read the whole account - he said he "forgot" to pay for them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bojang0301 2,246 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 He's an idiot obviously, but if he keeps playing well it won't matter in the end. I'd say this is right on cam's level of stupidity and he still went #1. Of course cam is bigger physically, but you get what I'm saying.Oh, I'm sorry but when was Cam accused of rape and theft? I thought his father asked for 200k which was a pretty good bargain for Auburn. Cam got thrown out of Florida for stealing a laptop. He's an idiot obviously, but if he keeps playing well it won't matter in the end. I'd say this is right on cam's level of stupidity and he still went #1. Of course cam is bigger physically, but you get what I'm saying.Oh, I'm sorry but when was Cam accused of rape and theft? I thought his father asked for 200k which was a pretty good bargain for Auburn.Cam stole a $1700 laptop.So he should be getting kicked out any second now then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cstu 6,086 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Not for nothing, but you guys really ought to think about letting that thing just die. You're right - I believe it's lobster you need to cook while it's alive, not crab legs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AhrnCityPahnder 4,607 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Week 1 Shellfish criminals to avoid/exploit 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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