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"As reported in the news, last night I received an adult civil citation for petit theft from a local supermarket," Winston said. "I went to the supermarket with the intent to purchase dinner but made a terrible mistake for which I'm taking full responsibility. In a moment of youthful ignorance, I walked out of the store without paying for one of my items.

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"As reported in the news, last night I received an adult civil citation for petit theft from a local supermarket," Winston said. "I went to the supermarket with the intent to purchase dinner but made a terrible mistake for which I'm taking full responsibility. In a moment of youthful ignorance, I walked out of the store without paying for one of my items.

How do you not pay for one of the items? Did he have it stuffed up his ###? It's crablegs. You put it on the conveyor belt or you don't. It's not like it's a 50 lb bag of dog food under the cart.

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He's an idiot obviously, but if he keeps playing well it won't matter in the end. I'd say this is right on cam's level of stupidity and he still went #1. Of course cam is bigger physically, but you get what I'm saying.

Oh, I'm sorry but when was Cam accused of rape and theft? I thought his father asked for 200k which was a pretty good bargain for Auburn.

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He's an idiot obviously, but if he keeps playing well it won't matter in the end. I'd say this is right on cam's level of stupidity and he still went #1. Of course cam is bigger physically, but you get what I'm saying.

I disagree. I think it will matter, his flags are bigger than Newton's (looking forward to Nawrocki's evaluation), and people haven't started picking his game apart yet. They will, and people will be looking for game flaws, especially if they think he enjoys stolen seafood and sexual assault--not necessarily at the same time.

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He's an idiot obviously, but if he keeps playing well it won't matter in the end. I'd say this is right on cam's level of stupidity and he still went #1. Of course cam is bigger physically, but you get what I'm saying.

Oh, I'm sorry but when was Cam accused of rape and theft? I thought his father asked for 200k which was a pretty good bargain for Auburn.

Cam got thrown out of Florida for stealing a laptop.

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He's an idiot obviously, but if he keeps playing well it won't matter in the end. I'd say this is right on cam's level of stupidity and he still went #1. Of course cam is bigger physically, but you get what I'm saying.

Oh, I'm sorry but when was Cam accused of rape and theft? I thought his father asked for 200k which was a pretty good bargain for Auburn.

Cam stole a $1700 laptop.

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He's an idiot obviously, but if he keeps playing well it won't matter in the end. I'd say this is right on cam's level of stupidity and he still went #1. Of course cam is bigger physically, but you get what I'm saying.

Oh, I'm sorry but when was Cam accused of rape and theft? I thought his father asked for 200k which was a pretty good bargain for Auburn.

Cam got thrown out of Florida for stealing a laptop.

He's an idiot obviously, but if he keeps playing well it won't matter in the end. I'd say this is right on cam's level of stupidity and he still went #1. Of course cam is bigger physically, but you get what I'm saying.

Oh, I'm sorry but when was Cam accused of rape and theft? I thought his father asked for 200k which was a pretty good bargain for Auburn.

Cam stole a $1700 laptop.

So he should be getting kicked out any second now then.

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Not for nothing, but you guys really ought to think about letting that thing just die.

You're right - I believe it's lobster you need to cook while it's alive, not crab legs.

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