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I am watching every Bond movie: please kill me (3 Viewers)

This is also the best theme song so far.
I'll agree with that. You Only Live Twice should have been a big hit, but was not. For some reason the movie version was not released on single - instead Reprise had Nancy Sinatra rerecord it and her second version was rather flat compared to the original.

 
Just different tastes I'm sure. Casino Royaled didn't work for me for two reasons: 1) Bond never ever falls for the girl, much less gets double crossed by her. This rule is inviolate - Bond owns all women. 2) Bond may get captured and even perhaps tortured. Leave him on an island with crocs closing in. Tie him and the girl to a moving conveyor heading toward a saw or death-laser, whatever, so long as you then leave so he can escape. But there is no way Bond gets pounded in the nuts like that. That was completely unacceptable.
He can't have fallen for the girl because of who she is. I suppose they could have fallen, but you'd think that Mom would have told her to stay away from him!!!

You're not very into Bond's back story. He was actually married and his wife was murdered. This was a reboot for the entire Bond universe (Casino Royale) and they wanted to show Bond being vunerable and paint him in a far more human light. It worked to perfection in this film. You will notice in Skyfall he is not the "falling in love with a woman" type anymore. And Expect more of that in the upcoming Spectre.

I felt in showing him bleed and get the crap kicked out of him made him more believable. I love all the different faces of Bond. Connery being my all time favorite. But Craig easily surpassed the others after Casino and Skyfall (the middle film Quatum of Solice was a train wreck and un-watchable).

But I hear ya. It's a matter of which flavor you like in your Bond flicks.
At the beginning of Skyfall, when he is on the beach away from everything, he has a girl. They don't do very much with her, but he walks away from her on his way to the bar.

He plays poker with a guy in one of them. That was stupid.
Casino Royale (Craig Version) came out when people where big into poker. Remember 5-10 years ago when the World Series of Poker was a big play on ESPN? That could be why they made it such a big deal, or chose the story.

I liked the way they linked CR and QoS with the car chase at the beginning of QoS; having the guy he captured at the end of CR in the trunk of the car. Liked that car chase. Wonder if people would respond to a pole of top Bond car chases (would have to include tanks and boats)

 
So Pop culture leads the way for James bond plot lines? Awesome. Can't wait for the one where he starts a social network!

 
So Pop culture leads the way for James bond plot lines? Awesome. Can't wait for the one where he starts a social network!
This is so silly. Have you even seen a game of baccarat played outside of a Bond movie? Poker is just a little more relevant to the viewers.

 
I liked the way they linked CR and QoS with the car chase at the beginning of QoS; having the guy he captured at the end of CR in the trunk of the car. Liked that car chase. Wonder if people would respond to a pole of top Bond car chases (would have to include tanks and boats)
There was supposed to be a trilogy with CR, QoS, and a third movie. Then they made Skyfall, which had no ties to the previous two movies. I wished they finished up the trilogy before they decide to do a mini reboot. It looks like Spectre will be the third movie in the trilogy.

 
Casino Royale (Craig Version) came out when people where big into poker. Remember 5-10 years ago when the World Series of Poker was a big play on ESPN? That could be why they made it such a big deal, or chose the story.

I liked the way they linked CR and QoS with the car chase at the beginning of QoS; having the guy he captured at the end of CR in the trunk of the car. Liked that car chase. Wonder if people would respond to a pole of top Bond car chases (would have to include tanks and boats)
Quantum of Solace was one of the biggest disappointments of the series. There were well publicized problems with the script but incomprehensible scripts are almost a 007 tradition. The bigger problem for me was director Marc Forster's complete inability to film action sequences. At their core, all Bond movies are a bunch of action set pieces strung together. The fight and chase scenes in Quantum of Solace were impossible to follow, jumbled messes of quick cuts and odd camera angles.

 
I think Skyfall is overrated personally -- I don't need Bond's childhood backstory and I'm not a fan of the new Q. It's still good and probably in the top half of Bond movie. And I get that the first three Craig movies were, in essence, a reboot-trilogy. That particular installment just didn't resonate with me like it did with others.

All that said, I'm a big fan of Craig and Casino Royale is still way up there on the list for me.

 
I took a nap. Back to the movie.

Why did Q become such a ####sucker? He was funny and decent in the first 3. Now he totally hates Bond.

 
Connery

Craig

Brosnan

Dalton

Moore
Sorry, but this is wrong. I can accept any permutation of Connery-Craig-Moore, but Dalton and Brosnan are fighting it out for last place.
Completely agree with one minor caveat that Lazenby is worst. My rankings go:

Connery > Craig > Moore > Brosnan > Dalton > Lazenby

Craig will never supplant Connery. For me, Connery will always be #1.

 
Connery

Craig

Brosnan

Dalton

Moore
I've always thought Moore was the worst. He was too campy. He played it like Leslie Nielsen did in the "Naked Gun" movies.
It was the 70s :shrug:

Moore was pretty good in the role of the campy, arched eyebrow Bond of the 70s and early 80s. The last Connery movie Diamonds are Forever was the first of this type of action comedy 007. But where Connery looked tired and bored, Moore by comparison looked like he was in on the joke and having some fun with it.

 
The dubbing on this one is amazingly bad. The mouth of his wife is still moving two seconds after she's done talking.

 
Connery

Craig

Brosnan

Dalton

Moore
Sorry, but this is wrong. I can accept any permutation of Connery-Craig-Moore, but Dalton and Brosnan are fighting it out for last place.
Completely agree with one minor caveat that Lazenby is worst. My rankings go:

Connery > Craig > Moore > Brosnan > Dalton > Lazenby

Craig will never supplant Connery. For me, Connery will always be #1.
I don't think anyone has suggested that Craig has supplanted Connery. Connery defined the role, but Craig has given it a contemporary, 21st century take and has made Bond a three dimensional real character. An apples and oranges comparison.

And as campy as Moore was, he did save the franchise to live for another day (according to most film buffs/historians).

 
That one was fun, even with the ridiculous stupid volcano explosion at the end. Going to be weird to start watching these post-Connery now.

BOND POWER RANKINGS SO FAR:

1. From Russia

2. Goldfiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinger (he's just too much!)

3. Dr. No

4. You Only Live Twice

5. Thunderball

Next up...On Her Majesty's Secret Service :unsure:

 
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Dalton would be perceived completely differently as a bond if not for the long legal dispute and if he had gotten to do goldeneye which was written with him in mind.

I think Craig and Dalton interpret the character similarly but Craig has had better scripts

As for the books, I love bond, but hate Fleming's writing. Tried a couple titles, never finished one

 
I wish I had your ambition to rewatch. They all pretty much run together for me.
There's probably about 10 I haven't seen. Including the next one. Thinking of throwing it in instead of this god-awful nfl game.
You've never seen OHMSS? It's probably the best Bond movie- Lazenby doesn't do the funny/campy Bond that Moore and Connery did. If anything, it's a more modern Bond movie than one would expect.
 
I wish I had your ambition to rewatch. They all pretty much run together for me.
There's probably about 10 I haven't seen. Including the next one. Thinking of throwing it in instead of this god-awful nfl game.
You've never seen OHMSS? It's probably the best Bond movie- Lazenby doesn't do the funny/campy Bond that Moore and Connery did. If anything, it's a more modern Bond movie than one would expect.
Looking forward to it. :thumbup:

 
I wish I had your ambition to rewatch. They all pretty much run together for me.
There's probably about 10 I haven't seen. Including the next one. Thinking of throwing it in instead of this god-awful nfl game.
You've never seen OHMSS? It's probably the best Bond movie- Lazenby doesn't do the funny/campy Bond that Moore and Connery did. If anything, it's a more modern Bond movie than one would expect.
Looking forward to it. :thumbup:
Telly Savalas is kind of an odd casting choice for Blofeld but he makes it work.

 
Dalton would be perceived completely differently as a bond if not for the long legal dispute and if he had gotten to do goldeneye which was written with him in mind.

I think Craig and Dalton interpret the character similarly but Craig has had better scripts

As for the books, I love bond, but hate Fleming's writing. Tried a couple titles, never finished one
I liked Dalton but I think Craig is the better actor and really that is the difference.

 
Dalton would be perceived completely differently as a bond if not for the long legal dispute and if he had gotten to do goldeneye which was written with him in mind.

I think Craig and Dalton interpret the character similarly but Craig has had better scripts

As for the books, I love bond, but hate Fleming's writing. Tried a couple titles, never finished one
I liked Dalton but I think Craig is the better actor and really that is the difference.
Craig (or Connery for that matter) couldn't have salvaged the mess that was Licence to Kill.

 
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Often wonder how the Bond movies would have turned out if Brosnan had taken the job when originally offered it (before Dalton).

I always heard it ws because his wife died. But reading Wikipedia, they say it was because of the adding of a new Remington Steele season due to increased interest in Brosnan as a potential James Bond.

 
Often wonder how the Bond movies would have turned out if Brosnan had taken the job when originally offered it (before Dalton).

I always heard it ws because his wife died. But reading Wikipedia, they say it was because of the adding of a new Remington Steele season due to increased interest in Brosnan as a potential James Bond.
As I recall the TV show had him by the contract and they couldn't wait to do the Bond movie any longer. I liked Dalton as Bond as much as Brosnan don't know that there would be much difference really.

 
Dalton would be perceived completely differently as a bond if not for the long legal dispute and if he had gotten to do goldeneye which was written with him in mind.

I think Craig and Dalton interpret the character similarly but Craig has had better scripts

As for the books, I love bond, but hate Fleming's writing. Tried a couple titles, never finished one
I liked Dalton but I think Craig is the better actor and really that is the difference.
Craig (or Connery for that matter) couldn't have salvaged the mess that was Licence to Kill.
License was OK.

 
Often wonder how the Bond movies would have turned out if Brosnan had taken the job when originally offered it (before Dalton).

I always heard it ws because his wife died. But reading Wikipedia, they say it was because of the adding of a new Remington Steele season due to increased interest in Brosnan as a potential James Bond.
The only reason NBC renewed Remington Steel was to keep Brosnon from accepting the Bond role (he was contractually bound to Remington Steel if the show was renewed for another season).

 
I liked Lazenby. OHMSS is one of the better in the series IMO.
He has grown on me over the years. He was more like Bond in real life than any of the others. Totally BSed his way into the role by telling the producers he had acting experience when he actually had none.

 
Often wonder how the Bond movies would have turned out if Brosnan had taken the job when originally offered it (before Dalton).

I always heard it ws because his wife died. But reading Wikipedia, they say it was because of the adding of a new Remington Steele season due to increased interest in Brosnan as a potential James Bond.
As I recall the TV show had him by the contract and they couldn't wait to do the Bond movie any longer. I liked Dalton as Bond as much as Brosnan don't know that there would be much difference really.
Often wonder how the Bond movies would have turned out if Brosnan had taken the job when originally offered it (before Dalton).I always heard it ws because his wife died. But reading Wikipedia, themy say it was because of the adding of a new Remington Steele season due to increased interest in Brosnan as a potential James Bond.
The only reason NBC renewed Remington Steel was to keep Brosnon from accepting the Bond role (he was contractually bound to Remington Steel if the show was renewed for another season).
I had always heard it was because he was down (understandably) due to his first wife's passing. The RS contract makes sense on NBCs side.I like Brosnan better, but they're different to everyone.

 
The Spy Who Loved Me has a scene where a stuntman drops skis after jumping off a cliff. Shane McConkey--who has been called the most influential skier ever--tried the same maneuver only to have a binding malfunction which resulted in him plummeting to his death.
I just watched the McConkey documentary. Wow.

Shane tried something much more extreme. He flipped and then tried to remove his bindings before going into a wing suit flight with much less altitude to work with than Rick Sylvester. One of the bindings didn't release and Shane went into an unrecoverable spin. God, what a heart-wrenching story. The guy was winding it down at 39 and a three year old daughter at home. He had done it all and then some. Just a tragic loss.

 
Dalton would be perceived completely differently as a bond if not for the long legal dispute and if he had gotten to do goldeneye which was written with him in mind.

I think Craig and Dalton interpret the character similarly but Craig has had better scripts

As for the books, I love bond, but hate Fleming's writing. Tried a couple titles, never finished one
I liked Dalton but I think Craig is the better actor and really that is the difference.
Craig (or Connery for that matter) couldn't have salvaged the mess that was Licence to Kill.
License was OK.
It was the least Bondy 007. It was like a Miami Vice episode with a big rig chase at the end.

 
Connery

Craig

Brosnan

Dalton

Moore
I've always thought Moore was the worst. He was too campy. He played it like Leslie Nielsen did in the "Naked Gun" movies.
My take too. I would probably rank Dalton over Brosnan because he was also trying to get the type of menace in the character that Connery played so well and effortlessly and Moore never could. Craig nailed that part of it but I like how Dalton made a concerted effort to go there.

Moore dead last for me too. Most of his movies (except his last one) were still fun enough so I enjoyed them for the entertainment but they all paled to how well Connery did it. It really wasn't until Craig came along that someone totally captured Bond in a way close to how Connery did.

 
Dalton would be perceived completely differently as a bond if not for the long legal dispute and if he had gotten to do goldeneye which was written with him in mind.

I think Craig and Dalton interpret the character similarly but Craig has had better scripts

As for the books, I love bond, but hate Fleming's writing. Tried a couple titles, never finished one
I liked Dalton but I think Craig is the better actor and really that is the difference.
Craig (or Connery for that matter) couldn't have salvaged the mess that was Licence to Kill.
people underestimate the importance of a good script.

Connery was solid because he got to play in some of the best scripts there were.

When the OP gets to Diamonds are Forever, he'll understand better because even the return of Connery didn't make that a good flick

If he chooses to watch the non-canon "Never say Never again" which is a lousy remake of Thunderball, it'll be more apparent.

 
I liked Lazenby. OHMSS is one of the better in the series IMO.
He has grown on me over the years. He was more like Bond in real life than any of the others. Totally BSed his way into the role by telling the producers he had acting experience when he actually had none.
To get the role he went to the same place Connery had his tailoring done, went to the same hair stylist... just really tried to capture the role.

I think he could've played the character very well, quitting after one has to be the biggest regret of his life financially... and that certainly didn't translate into any other jobs for him either. It's a shame they couldn't have just captured Roger Moore right at OHMSS so he could've started.. and quit earlier.

If Moore had quit after For Your Eyes Only (but played OHMSS and Diamonds are Forever) and Dalton had run from Octo##### through License to Kill, both of them would be perceived better as Bonds

 
Moore dead last for me too. Most of his movies (except his last one) were still fun enough so I enjoyed them for the entertainment but they all paled to how well Connery did it. It really wasn't until Craig came along that someone totally captured Bond in a way close to how Connery did.
See Roger Moore is my favorite.. sure he wasn't a tough guy and thus didn't play the book character per se, but he was fun, his movies were mostly fun, and if you take them in the context they are supposed to be in.. campy, 70's style, and can admire Moore's style and panache they are very entertaining.

Dalton's only flaw is that I think he went out of his way to over-correct Moore's interpretation and the people who loved Roger Moore went in and saw such a radically different interpretation of the character that Dalton's films were immediately the least commercially successful of the run despite most certainly not being the worst.

Again though.. if Dalton had played Goldeneye... everything would be different.

 
I thought Brosnan did the "camp" type of Bond better than Moore. I like Dalton because it was so outside the box at the time and such a stark contrast to Moore which I really thought was needed. But as was said Dalton didn't have the strongest of scripts like Craig has typically gotten. I do think Craig's a better actor but not by a great margin. But for me, he's got the essence of Bond down better than anyone sans Connery. Or at least he has the essence of the type of Bond I enjoy watching most down.

 
OHMSS:

Is Bond falling in love? What is this bull####?

That was a really campy and weird "hey they're falling in love" with a musical interlude bit.

 
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Lazenby does fit the role though. He's not bad. Bet he regrets shooting a 7-year deal down. Jesus.

My wife says he looks too much like Dr. Spock.

 
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