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HELLO FROM REHAB!!!!   Not sure if anything's been shared but Sunday dinner at my parents' a couple weeks ago was in fact an elaborate ruse to stage an intervention.  Actually it wasn't very

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1 hour ago, Captain Quinoa said:

GB SonQ playing hockey and lacrosse.  He plaid baseball for a couple years and was good but bored to tears. 

DaughterQ is quite un-athletic.  She did softball one year.  Got hit in the head by a thrown ball  and concussed.

 

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2 hours ago, Captain Quinoa said:

Alex Jones getting baked on Joe Rogan podcast today is everything.  3.5 hours of unadulterated amazing.

 

 

 

Cannot think of 2 people I'd like to listen to for 3.5 hours less than Joe Rogan and Alex Jones. 

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8 minutes ago, Reg Lllama of Brixton said:

MoP and that dude Furley works with

I dunno.  That could be.....let's call it interesting....just from the "car wreck" angle.

Although I expect it would just devolve into a lot of anecdotes about giving cashiers grief (and bad math) while the dude Furls works with nervously guffawed while pointing at whatshisname's face.  "CAN YOU IMAGINE IF YOU REALLY SWIPED YOUR ATM AND SAID THAT?!?!  COULD YOU IMAGINE!!!!??!?!"

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7 hours ago, mr. furley said:

my parents asked why i quit baseball at 15.  was not great but not bad either. it's because games lasted 2+ hours and, at most, totaled 3 minutes of actual action.

what a ####ing sport

Sacrilege.  If you were any good you wouldn't say that. Mendoza line for sure

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48 minutes ago, 5-ish Finkle said:

I dunno.  That could be.....let's call it interesting....just from the "car wreck" angle.

Although I expect it would just devolve into a lot of anecdotes about giving cashiers grief (and bad math) while the dude Furls works with nervously guffawed while pointing at whatshisname's face.  "CAN YOU IMAGINE IF YOU REALLY SWIPED YOUR ATM AND SAID THAT?!?!  COULD YOU IMAGINE!!!!??!?!"

Throwing a hooker out of a moving car? COULD YOU IMAGINE?  

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So my stupid neighbor's kid has her alarm clock in her window sill and it has gone off 3 days in row for over 20 minutes right at 6am.  It's ####ing loud. Today it went on for over 30 minutes. I go over there, the neighbor closer to her, is in his yard, looking up the kids window, I look at him and ask the obvious, that's coming from that window, right?  I knock and the mom is all shocked and twittipated and can't believe it. She sort of apologizes and mutters something about her kids not being able hear their alarm. Seriously?  how the #### can't she hear it?  And if her kid was supposed to be up 30 minutes ago, wtf haven't you woken them up?

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9 minutes ago, DA RAIDERS said:

So my stupid neighbor's kid has her alarm clock in her window sill and it has gone off 3 days in row for over 20 minutes right at 6am.  It's ####ing loud. Today it went on for over 30 minutes. I go over there, the neighbor closer to her, is in his yard, looking up the kids window, I look at him and ask the obvious, that's coming from that window, right?  I knock and the mom is all shocked and twittipated and can't believe it. She sort of apologizes and mutters something about her kids not being able hear their alarm. Seriously?  how the #### can't she hear it?  And if her kid was supposed to be up 30 minutes ago, wtf haven't you woken them up?

we used to play scrabble for stoners in college. each word was more of a phonetic mashup requiring a story buildup to explain the word/phrase.

your story reminded me of one... "o i i i m d"

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13 minutes ago, El Floppo said:

we used to play scrabble for stoners in college. each word was more of a phonetic mashup requiring a story buildup to explain the word/phrase.

your story reminded me of one... "o i i i m d"

are you on acid right now?

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25 minutes ago, DA RAIDERS said:

So my stupid neighbor's kid has her alarm clock in her window sill and it has gone off 3 days in row for over 20 minutes right at 6am.  It's ####ing loud. Today it went on for over 30 minutes. I go over there, the neighbor closer to her, is in his yard, looking up the kids window, I look at him and ask the obvious, that's coming from that window, right?  I knock and the mom is all shocked and twittipated and can't believe it. She sort of apologizes and mutters something about her kids not being able hear their alarm. Seriously?  how the #### can't she hear it?  And if her kid was supposed to be up 30 minutes ago, wtf haven't you woken them up?

used to be a family down the street from us with kids that had a similar problem

i'd run by the house at 5 AM, windows were wide open, alarm hammering away at 120 decibels.  by the time i'd run back past the place an hour later... alarm still going off.  no signs of life inside.

the first day i kind of peeked around looking for signs of a break-in or fire.. something that would explain how living human beings could not hear a jet engine roaring in their house.

 

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1 hour ago, El Floppo said:

we used to play scrabble for stoners in college. each word was more of a phonetic mashup requiring a story buildup to explain the word/phrase.

your story reminded me of one... "o i i i m d"

You're a dr?

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1 hour ago, DA RAIDERS said:

 

2 hours ago, El Floppo said:

we used to play scrabble for stoners in college. each word was more of a phonetic mashup requiring a story buildup to explain the word/phrase.

your story reminded me of one... "o i i i m d"

You're a dr?

 

no.

oh, I's mad.

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5 minutes ago, heckmanm said:

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c d e d b d i i i ?

l i b. m r ~ ~ ~

these all need me to take bong hits and you to do rambling explanations for each. but I'm pretty sure you called Furley a sally in that last one.

 

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unlike Chris Rock, i live in a place where there are a fair number of native americans.  found this shirt online, it's a nod to Milwaukee, considered buying it but :oldunsure: 

not trying to get karate chopped at the Kwik Trip. 

how do our more emotionally aware FBGs feel about this one?

 

@Officer Pete Malloy

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20 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

unlike Chris Rock, i live in a place where there are a fair number of native americans.  found this shirt online, it's a nod to Milwaukee, considered buying it but :oldunsure: 

not trying to get karate chopped at the Kwik Trip. 

how do our more emotionally aware FBGs feel about this one?

 

@Officer Pete Malloy

Karate chopped?  Why would this offend the asianeds?  Your racism is confusing.  

and that shirt is ugly.

 

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Just now, the rover said:

Karate chopped?  Why would this offend the asianeds?  Your racism is confusing.  

everyone knows about native americans came from Asia via land bridge  :rolleeyes:

i don't know which of them originated kung fu so i'm just trying to cover my bases

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Just now, mr. furley said:

everyone knows about native americans came from Asia via land bridge  :rolleeyes:

i don't know which of them originated kung fu so i'm just trying to cover my bases

should have gone with tomahawk chopped, Custer.

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25 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

unlike Chris Rock, i live in a place where there are a fair number of native americans.  found this shirt online, it's a nod to Milwaukee, considered buying it but :oldunsure: 

not trying to get karate chopped at the Kwik Trip. 

how do our more emotionally aware FBGs feel about this one?

 

@Officer Pete Malloy

It sucks.

 

 

Because Milwaukee sucks.

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42 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

unlike Chris Rock, i live in a place where there are a fair number of native americans.  found this shirt online, it's a nod to Milwaukee, considered buying it but :oldunsure: 

not trying to get karate chopped at the Kwik Trip. 

how do our more emotionally aware FBGs feel about this one?

 

@Officer Pete Malloy

@Thorn wore his "I Have Reservations" shirt at Beerhole :shrug:

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