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1 hour ago, mr. furley said:

this happens to me fairly regularly. 13 - 16 year olds think they can say anything to anyone at any time without consequence

one day, about a half mile jog from my house i run across 4 kids (13ish) playing in a front yard. one of them starts making some stupid mock running motion as a i get closer, then he starts trying out his shtick to impress his friends.. which is when i realize.. that's my wife's best friends stepson.  he's a little ##### (19 now and lucky to not be permanently locked up).

soon as i get close enough i say "hi (kids name). i know your dad, you little ####."  he's not allowed out of the house w/o his folks permission. i just ran past his home and his parents cars aren't there. kid goes white and starts yelling "WAIT! WHO ARE YOU! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY DAD!!!!!!???" he's 13, surely he thinks i'm going to hop on the secret parents bat phone and call his dad who will kick his head off. all his macho is gone now and he's panicking as i run on down the street.... him yelling in the background "DON'T TELL ON ME!!"

 

wife tells me every day about her friend and their travails with this kid. he's always in to something. his bio mom is a degenerate, ex-stripper, meth head and she mostly raised him until about 11 years old.

so the day after my run she's telling me about the latest story.. this kid came home the night before and started apologizing to his dad for popping off at his friend (me). they had no idea wtf he was talking about... i didn't tell anyone... kid somehow manages to panic talk himself in to admitting he and his friends were drinking and smoking weed and he got carried away, whatever.

they wound up sending him to live with his mom for a month and then off to some boot camp/reform school deal for a semester.

little ####### ####head

 

I love that story.:wub:

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20 minutes ago, cosjobs said:

and I'm pretty sure its mergletroid

It's Murgatroyd, you Philistines.

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that said KIDS KNOW I RUN THIS TOWN NOW

Master Furls: "Who run Barter-Town?"

Auntie Little ####: "You know who...."

Master Furls: "Say..."

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I was 15 years old walking home from a party a couple of mile away from home with a GB. We hear another party a couple of blocks from the house and look in the basement window to see if it was adults or kids.  It was adults so we turn to go on our way when we get stopped by three big dudes wanting to know WTF we were doing. Explained it but he started accusing us of stealing from them (:rolleyes: that was SO 12 years old) and he wouldn't listen. Pretty sure he was coked up because was going crazy.  That's when he grabbed me by the neck, snapped my chain and said "If anything is missing, any car broken into, I'll burn your house down.".

Well, a little freaked out.  Took an alternate route home.  Then learned the next morning that a friend of a friend was murdered at the party we were at. Weird how what happened was a better option.

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To all of you GMTAN'ers, my friends, my buddies.  Again, sorry I haven't been around. Life has been "bad" for a lack of a better word.  I don't want PM's, calls or any of that bull#### which is why I haven't been posting.  I'll be back in good time. I just want you to know it's not you, it's me. Seriously do love you all.

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3 minutes ago, St. Louis Bob said:

To all of you GMTAN'ers, my friends, my buddies.  Again, sorry I haven't been around. Life has been "bad" for a lack of a better word.  I don't want PM's, calls or any of that bull#### which is why I haven't been posting.  I'll be back in good time. I just want you to know it's not you, it's me. Seriously do love you all.

:wub: Right back at you GBSLB.

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Focusing on the good stuff, both of the boys get good grades.  Should be straight A's but both slacked in subjects and got a B.  My youngest is pretty good at playing piano and just outright cool. K4 called that a long time ago.  Took him out to dinner last Saturday.  Original plan was Dave & Busters but the place was neck high in hoosiers. So we compromised on a nice dinner.  Closest place nearby according to opentable was Gitto's at the casino so #### it. He wanted to gamble after dinner. I did too but there are stupid laws against gambling with your almost 10 yo son in a casino.

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30 minutes ago, St. Louis Bob said:

To all of you GMTAN'ers, my friends, my buddies.  Again, sorry I haven't been around. Life has been "bad" for a lack of a better word.  I don't want PM's, calls or any of that bull#### which is why I haven't been posting.  I'll be back in good time. I just want you to know it's not you, it's me. Seriously do love you all.

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/31/31a7f8d0871a67fb5c44c865449208559def349731c6bf3176aedb08824df439.jpg

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Just now, Reg Lllama of Brixton said:

He better bring his A-Game.  Lotta competition at my pad.   3 cats and 2 dogs.

Not to mention Rasputin the fish that won't die.  I'll tell that story when I'm at a real keyboard.

I'm just going to throw the ticket in the woods and assume he'll be there.

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47 minutes ago, St. Louis Bob said:

To all of you GMTAN'ers, my friends, my buddies.  Again, sorry I haven't been around. Life has been "bad" for a lack of a better word.  I don't want PM's, calls or any of that bull#### which is why I haven't been posting.  I'll be back in good time. I just want you to know it's not you, it's me. Seriously do love you all.

We love you too.  

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2 minutes ago, St. Louis Bob said:

I've learned more from you, and others like you, than I ever could in school. I''ve alway loved perspective and I've gotten it here. You guys are great.

You may be confusing me with someone else, but I'll take it.  

 

Anything I can do to help, I'm on it.

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6 minutes ago, kevzilla said:

Thread always needs more Bob, imo

Love you buddy.  Friday before SB we were playing VP and had (checks pic) over 15,000 quarters in credits already and then hit 4 A's on the top line for $1600. It was like the game was rigged for us. Won all night.

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5 minutes ago, Henry Ford said:

Bob, I could kiss you.  Against your will.  The President says it's legal now. 

Saturday night I was walking home from the neighbor's house with my youngest. Pretty drunk. I mentioned years back how my other neighbors took in this black kid. He happened to be walking by to get the mail and told us he was officlialty adopted. Of coourse he's a man now but I couldn't help but kiss him on the top of the head and tell him I love him.

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5 minutes ago, St. Louis Bob said:

Saturday night I was walking home from the neighbor's house with my youngest. Pretty drunk. I mentioned years back how my other neighbors took in this black kid. He happened to be walking by to get the mail and told us he was officlialty adopted. Of coourse he's a man now but I couldn't help but kiss him on the top of the head and tell him I love him.

I'm sorry you lost your job with Breitbart today.  

 

Edit: Obviously what I meant was that you're an awesome neighbor and human being.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Nobody gives A #### about you Come down to arbys Shoot some black tar Cry for yr dead dreams die in your car

 

 

ETA: I think was stolen from a later TRex tune.

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6 minutes ago, Binky The Doormat said:

Roses are red Violets are blue Nobody gives A #### about you Come down to arbys Shoot some black tar Cry for yr dead dreams die in your car

 

 

ETA: I think was stolen from a later TRex tune.

Telegram Sam? @the rover

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9 hours ago, krista4 said:

OK, a friend of mine mentioned a phenomenon that I was completely unaware of:  breakup sex.

This is a thing?

Was explained that it could happen in a couple of ways:

1.  Breakee is unaware that it is breakup sex, but it is breakup sex in the mind of the breaker, who goes for one last round before breaking.

2.  Breakee is aware of impending doom, or the breakup decision is bilateral, but the parties mutually agree to have a last romp anyway.

People do this?  Why?  Could the sex really be any fun at that point?

Seems like such an odd way to end a relationship.

You didn't go to high school?

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3 hours ago, St. Louis Bob said:

To all of you GMTAN'ers, my friends, my buddies.  Again, sorry I haven't been around. Life has been "bad" for a lack of a better word.  I don't want PM's, calls or any of that bull#### which is why I haven't been posting.  I'll be back in good time. I just want you to know it's not you, it's me. Seriously do love you all.

been missing you.  

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19 hours ago, mr. furley said:

fairly sizeable Hmong population here. surprisingly few Thai/Lao/Viet restaurants but the ones we do have are pretty tasty.  this one is no frills. reasonably priced.

 

Ran across a little hole-in-the wall Lao joint in Madison several years ago.  Have not found it again since. Might have closed and/or been a drunken hallucination.

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1 minute ago, heckmanm said:

Ran across a little hole-in-the wall Lao joint in Madison several years ago.  Have not found it again since. Might have closed and/or been a drunken hallucination.

on Williamson?

http://www.halongbaymadison.com/  ?

 

maybe Lao Laan Xang?

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32 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

on Williamson?

http://www.halongbaymadison.com/  ?

 

maybe Lao Laan Xang?

Best guess from looking at a map is Vientiane Palace

ETA - I remember now it was 2009, because my wife and I closed on our house right after we got back and ate leftovers as our first meal in the new place.

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2 hours ago, kevzilla said:

It's National Margarita Day. I hope everyone gets out there and celebrates America's favorite way to screw up perfectly good tequila.

Why did the man push his wife down the stairs?

 

He tried tequila. 

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