GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing

[Uruk-Hai 7,620]

2 minutes ago, Binky The Doormat said:

omg ...one answer - Rice-A-Roni is the god of rice.  

You're probably right. Plu-starch wrote about it, IIRC

[Binky The Doormat 12,943]

3 minutes ago, Uruk-Hai said:

6 minutes ago, Binky The Doormat said:

omg ...one answer - Rice-A-Roni is the god of rice.  

You're probably right. Plu-starch wrote about it, IIRC

 

It's half spaghetti and ground up Chik-O-Stix with some bullion powder but it was some gourmet #### in college.  

[Osaurus 9,193]

Polluted a MGM Grand bathroom so I'm good to go 

[kevzilla 7,975]

40 minutes ago, Osaurus said:

Polluted a MGM Grand bathroom so I'm good to go 

 I was going to ask you how Mrs. O was enjoying Vdara. Your willingness to defile an occasional public toilet to keep the room nice is commendable.

[RedmondLonghorn 7,730]

8 minutes ago, kevzilla said:

 I was going to ask you how Mrs. O was enjoying Vdara. Your willingness to defile an occasional public toilet to keep the room nice is commendable.

The Vdara is awesome. I've stayed a lot of cool places in Vegas, but it is my favorite.

[St. Louis Bob 6,290]

I was playing Monopoly with boys last night when I drew a "go to jail" card.  Cal says "you have some illegal dealings with the Russians dad?".

[Kafka 3,763]

12 hours ago, Homer J Simpson said:

I'm watching Ancient Aliens and I have to say it's gotta be the funniest show on tv. 

 

12 hours ago, Homer J Simpson said:

Wish I had some weed. 

Well then...whatever you do, don't watch Action Bronson's "edit"/version  of Ancient Aliens...just ask @The Gator

[Osaurus 9,193]

3 hours ago, RedmondLonghorn said:

The Vdara is awesome. I've stayed a lot of cool places in Vegas, but it is my favorite.

Been a great stay so far.  Mrs. O likes it quite a bit.  We have a great view to the south from the 39th floor.  Nice little oasis IMO.

Edited April 29, 2017 by Osaurus

[Osaurus 9,193]

3 hours ago, kevzilla said:

 I was going to ask you how Mrs. O was enjoying Vdara. Your willingness to defile an occasional public toilet to keep the room nice is commendable.

I had the corned beef hash at the Henry in Cosmo this morning and it had Hollandaise sauce.  Apparently it was a shock to my system 

[The Gator 8,457]

58 minutes ago, Kafka said:

 

Well then...whatever you do, don't watch Action Bronson's "edit"/version  of Ancient Aliens...just ask @The Gator

Still the best show to watch while you're blasted out if your mind

[Homer J Simpson 8,446]

5 hours ago, Uruk-Hai said:

You're probably right. Plu-starch wrote about it, IIRC

Sir, we're gonna have to ask to stop that.

[mr. furley 12,403]

look, i'm going to wear the shirt once. $95 seems a bit much. but anything cheaper is see through. there has to be a compromise here.

[El Floppo 29,005]

What happens at a key party stays at a key party 

[tommyboy 4,621]

Big plans for today. Get up early mow lawn, clean truck, organize house, spray weeds, make dinner.

Slept in, played a videogame for two hrs, took daughter to soccer, lawnmower wouldn't start, took son to party now sitting at coffee shop doing nothing probably pick up a pizza then gorge on ice cream and pass out by 9pm. FML

[RedmondLonghorn 7,730]

1 minute ago, tommyboy said:

Big plans for today. Get up early mow lawn, clean truck, organize house, spray weeds, make dinner.

Slept in, played a videogame for two hrs, took daughter to soccer, lawnmower wouldn't start, took son to party now sitting at coffee shop doing nothing probably pick up a pizza then gorge on ice cream and pass out by 9pm. FML

The latter sounds like a better Saturday than your plans did.

[AAABatteries 25,247]

On 4/28/2017 at 0:45 PM, Reg Lllama of Brixton said:

Summer

 

[5-ish Finkle 3,358]

1 hour ago, El Floppo said:

What happens at a key party stays at a key party 

He used your scarf to clean up, didn't he?  DIDN'T HE?!?*

 

 

[5-ish Finkle 3,358]

Wasn't going to air my dirty a$$ laundry here, but I've had a "couple" of drinks soooo.....

Turning down a near 6 figure gig because it's too expensive to move to/live where that gig is located/I didn't want to get divorced over it is grounds for a little bit of blackout drinking, right? 

 

 

[kevzilla 7,975]

I'll allow it

[Binky The Doormat 12,943]

10 minutes ago, 5-ish Finkle said:

Wasn't going to air my dirty a$$ laundry here, but I've had a "couple" of drinks soooo.....

Turning down a near 6 figure gig because it's too expensive to move to/live where that gig is located/I didn't want to get divorced over it is grounds for a little bit of blackout drinking, right? 

 

 

 

yes.  Oh god, yes.  

[Reg Lllama of Brixton 11,956]

14 minutes ago, 5-ish Finkle said:

Wasn't going to air my dirty a$$ laundry here, but I've had a "couple" of drinks soooo.....

Turning down a near 6 figure gig because it's too expensive to move to/live where that gig is located/I didn't want to get divorced over it is grounds for a little bit of blackout drinking, right? 

 

 

You new here? We don't typically need "grounds" for drinking.

[Dan Lambskin 13,615]

12 minutes ago, Reg Lllama of Brixton said:

You new here? We don't typically need "grounds" for drinking.

He did specify blackout drunk though 

on that note over the last few days I had a bachelor party, rehearsal and wedding for a good buddy and I had wayyyy to many "so I got blackout drunk stories" 

[tommyboy 4,621]

I can't remember the last time I was blackout drunk

[mr roboto 8,574]

11 minutes ago, tommyboy said:

I can't remember the last time I was blackout drunk

No one can

[Reg Lllama of Brixton 11,956]

2 minutes ago, mr roboto said:

No one can

Whoa

[shuke 22,909]

4 hours ago, El Floppo said:

What happens at a key party stays at a key party 

Actually it's supposed to all be shared in here.  It's in the fine print.

[Uruk-Hai 7,620]

'sup, y'all?

 

[heckmanm 4,434]

Mornin' GB

 

ETA

Edited April 30, 2017 by heckmanm

[Hawks64 2,451]

3 hours ago, Uruk-Hai said:

'sup, y'all?

 

 

1 hour ago, heckmanm said:

Mornin' GB

 

ETA

Morning GBs..nothing like waking up and feeling like you got hit by a truck but didn't drink last night. Thanks for sharing the virus kids!!

[Osaurus 9,193]

Still not used to Pacific time so up as always at 5 or earlier.

[Limp Ditka 8,962]

GM Strikes Again

[Reg Lllama of Brixton 11,956]

Crazy cat ladies are made not born

[Reg Lllama of Brixton 11,956]

2 hours ago, Limp Ditka said:

GM Strikes Again

Quote

The pet owner said she took Chance on a walk in Denver's Highlands neighborhood park a few days after the 4/20 pro-marijuana rally, according to the affiliate report. 

That's where Moore believes Chance got into the pot -- probably eating or licking a THC-laced edible, like a cookie or brownie.

Suuuuuurrre

[Limp Ditka 8,962]

My favorite part is the picture caption

Chance, a 10-year-old golden retriever, rides out her buzz after consuming edible marijuana in Colorado - a potentially dangerous condition for pets

[Leeroy Jenkins 3,045]

Wish i had time to drink

[Reg Lllama of Brixton 11,956]

4 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Wish i had time to drink

MAKE time

[Limp Ditka 8,962]

1 hour ago, Limp Ditka said:

My favorite part is the picture caption

 

And I like to imagine that it's a video of the dog and not a still frame.

[mr. furley 12,403]

this might be the hangover to end all hangovers  

think i may actually have died 

 

 

[El Floppo 29,005]

15 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

this might be the hangover to end all hangovers  

think i may actually have died 

 

 

HA HA CAN YOU IMAGINE!!??

[mr. furley 12,403]

32 minutes ago, El Floppo said:

HA HA CAN YOU IMAGINE!!??

if my brain were actually functioning at more than 15% power i may be able to

that might be Tuesday

[St. Louis Bob 6,290]

15 hours ago, shuke said:

Actually it's supposed to all be shared in here.  It's in the fine print.

 

[Osaurus 9,193]

Chandelier bar has better seating at 1 pm 

[kevzilla 7,975]

1 hour ago, Osaurus said:

Chandelier bar has better seating at 1 pm 

Get the Afternoon Delight. It's full of mezcal and tastes like a liquid Cinnabon.

[Osaurus 9,193]

10 minutes ago, kevzilla said:

Get the Afternoon Delight. It's full of mezcal and tastes like a liquid Cinnabon.

I might have to go back for that.  At Manderin tea service for Mrs. O right now.  :fingersammiches:

[Osaurus 9,193]

Forgot to mention the men's bathroom on the 23rd floor is very nice 

[GroveDiesel 9,323]

Tacocat

[RedmondLonghorn 7,730]

For rover-fish

[krista4 25,769]

On 4/29/2017 at 5:18 PM, 5-ish Finkle said:

Wasn't going to air my dirty a$$ laundry here, but I've had a "couple" of drinks soooo.....

Turning down a near 6 figure gig because it's too expensive to move to/live where that gig is located/I didn't want to get divorced over it is grounds for a little bit of blackout drinking, right? 

 

 

Oh man, I'm so sorry, my friend.  Guess I don't need to message back now.

[urbanhack 12,437]

Looking for job opportunities and networking connections in Portland.  

I don't think my current gig is going to last much longer.

[5-ish Finkle 3,358]

1 hour ago, krista4 said:

Oh man, I'm so sorry, my friend.  Guess I don't need to message back now.

You can message back anyway, if you are so inclined.  Maybe it'll make me feel better.  Or it'll motivate me to go buy some scotch.  Win-win.