GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (18 Viewers)

MarvinTScamper · May 20, 2017

Someone fill me in on nose horseshoes and the big earlobe stretching things. They make you look really stupid...but I'm probably missing their point?

mr. furley · May 20, 2017

Sources: Richard McFeely withdraws name from consideration for FBI director

OH COME ON!

OrtonToOlsen · May 20, 2017

MarvinTScamper said:
Someone fill me in on nose horseshoes and the big earlobe stretching things. They make you look really stupid...but I'm probably missing their point?

You actually been living in your cabin for the last 15 years?

hooter311 · May 20, 2017

OrtonToOlsen said:
Whatever happened to that FBG that bought a Wallaby from like a swap meet? He's still in jail, right?

In jail for what?

I do no longer participate with the rest of the FFA outside of the wagering thread because I'm still sour about Toby. I don't talk about it because I don't have anything nice to say about it.

OrtonToOlsen · May 20, 2017

hooter311 said:
In jail for what?

I do no longer participate with the rest of the FFA outside of the wagering thread because I'm still sour about Toby. I don't talk about it because I don't have anything nice to say about it.

2nd degree possession of an unlawful marsupial

OrtonToOlsen · May 20, 2017

Sour About Toby is probably the best cut off of Portugal, the Man's latest album.

MarvinTScamper · May 20, 2017

OrtonToOlsen said:
You actually been living in your cabin for the last 15 years?

I've been gone 6 years. What's your excuse?

OrtonToOlsen · May 20, 2017

mr. furley said:
Sources: Richard McFeely withdraws name from consideration for FBI director

OH COME ON!

Carnac the Magnificent: **** McFeely...**** McFeely.

Ed McMahon: **** McFeely

Carnac: (opens envelope) What is Ronald McDonald's porn name?

OrtonToOlsen · May 20, 2017

MarvinTScamper said:
I've been gone 6 years. What's your excuse?

Gone from the planet?

MarvinTScamper · May 20, 2017

OrtonToOlsen said:
Gone from the planet?

Saw some fat broad with a nose ring and some ear hoops. Gross. Decided this was the place to yell at a cloud.

OrtonToOlsen · May 20, 2017

OrtonToOlsen said:
Carnac the Magnificent: **** McFeely...**** McFeely.

Ed McMahon: **** McFeely

Carnac: (opens envelope) What is Ronald McDonald's porn name?

JFC. Not two minutes after posting the above, this story pops up on my TV Man busted for watching porn and skinning his mule for 9 HOURS in a McDonald's

(the story is in relation to this creepy AF doc I'm watching https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mommy_Dead_and_Dearest

urbanhack · May 20, 2017

MarvinTScamper said:
Someone fill me in on nose horseshoes and the big earlobe stretching things. They make you look really stupid...but I'm probably missing their point?

Who gives a ####? Lighten the #### up

OrtonToOlsen · May 20, 2017

@krista4 ONLY. The rest of you jerks can piss off. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dZiJkicepzM

OrtonToOlsen · May 21, 2017

Fellas, what's up with this "rocka rolling" the kids are listening to on their picnic victrolas these days? Doesn't sound like the wholesome ragtime I grew up with.

And don't get me started on skirts that show ankle. Hell in a handbasket, I tell ya.

Aaron Rudnicki · May 21, 2017

urbanhack said:
Who gives a ####? Lighten the #### up

I'm headed to Portland in mid-July. See you then?

tommyboy · May 21, 2017

OrtonToOlsen said:
Head down to Sunriver and see if Ronnie Lott will let you chill at his house.

Don't steal my schtick

OrtonToOlsen · May 21, 2017

tommyboy said:
Don't steal my schtick

How many roundabouts to get to his house.

DA RAIDERS · May 21, 2017

OrtonToOlsen said:
Fellas, what's up with this "rocka rolling" the kids are listening to on their picnic victrolas these days? Doesn't sound like the wholesome ragtime I grew up with.

And don't get me started on skirts that show ankle. Hell in a handbasket, I tell ya.

1/10

GroveDiesel · May 21, 2017

Gauges in the ears don't bother me. The big ones in the bottom lip skeeve me out though.

Henry Ford · May 21, 2017

MarvinTScamper said:
Saw some fat broad with a nose ring and some ear hoops. Gross. Decided this was the place to yell at a cloud.

Oh, that makes sense. A nose ring and "ear hoops" are one thing, but put 'em on a fat broad and I'm going to need some answers, too.

MarvinTScamper · May 21, 2017

urbanhack said:
Who gives a ####? Lighten the #### up

Lol. Apologies for my opinions, once again.

MarvinTScamper · May 21, 2017

Henry Ford said:
Oh, that makes sense. A nose ring and "ear hoops" are one thing, but put 'em on a fat broad and I'm going to need some answers, too.

Should I have said super hot broad and still thought these ####### things look stupid? Doesn't change it.

All you LABS dudes are judgmental as hell, especially when someone else says something, but you play it well.

Henry Ford · May 21, 2017

MarvinTScamper said:
Should I have said super hot broad and still thought these ####### things look stupid? Doesn't change it.

Obviously you should not have called her super hot if she's a fat broad.

MarvinTScamper · May 21, 2017

Henry and Hack totally allow their kids to get neck tats and do heroin.

No one gets to draw a line, except you, right??

Henry Ford · May 21, 2017

MarvinTScamper said:
Should I have said super hot broad and still thought these ####### things look stupid? Doesn't change it.

All you LABS dudes are judgmental as hell, especially when someone else says something, but you play it well.

What is LABS?

Uruk-Hai · May 21, 2017

Is this a real fight, or just like when people trash FDAS?

El Floppo · May 21, 2017

I would never do the nose ring or hop thing... don't find them visually appealing.

Also no ####s given if somebody else does it.

Only reason I would think it worthy of commenting on is if it was the first time if seen them... but as tanner mentioned, they've been around long-time.

ETA... But definitely fat broads are the worst.

MarvinTScamper · May 21, 2017

Uruk-Hai said:
Is this a real fight, or just like when people trash FDAS?

It's a thread about everything. I don't like nose rings or ear spinners and think they're lame. :shrug:

Henry Ford · May 21, 2017

Uruk-Hai said:
Is this a real fight, or just like when people trash FDAS?

I think it depends on who you ask.

Uruk-Hai · May 21, 2017

MarvinTScamper said:
It's a thread about everything. I don't like nose rings or ear spinners and think they're lame.

I don't like 'em, either. But I'll fire off a #### you, just in case

MarvinTScamper · May 21, 2017

Uruk-Hai said:
I don't like 'em, either. But I'll fire off a #### you, just in case

??

Henry Ford · May 21, 2017

Fat Drunk and Stupid said:
@Homer J Simpson can EAD

No cause for insults. He an eat at least 2-3 at a time.

5-ish Finkle · May 21, 2017

Henry Ford said:
No cause for insults. He an eat at least 2-3 at a time.

Deep fried, baked or microwaved?

This is important.

Henry Ford · May 21, 2017

5-ish Finkle said:
Deep fried, baked or microwaved?

This is important.

Let's go one of each. No reason to be boring.

bostonfred · May 21, 2017

MarvinTScamper said:
All you LABS dudes are judgmental as hell, especially when someone else says something, but you play it well.

He totally would have been in labs back in the day

5-ish Finkle · May 21, 2017

Henry Ford said:
Let's go one of each. No reason to be boring.

Well, we know there's at least one person who couldn't be happier to hear you say that.

Henry Ford · May 21, 2017

bostonfred said:
He totally would have been in labs back in the day

Depending on what that is, thank you very much or go #### yourself.

Homer J Simpson · May 21, 2017

WTF?

RC94 · May 21, 2017

This makes me wish I had listened to what my Mom said when I was a kid.

OrtonToOlsen · May 21, 2017

RC94 said:
This makes me wish I had listened to what my Mom said when I was a kid.

Did you go blind?

MarvinTScamper · May 21, 2017

Henry Ford said:
Depending on what that is, thank you very much or go #### yourself.

The former. You'd have loved it. I wouldn't.

Henry Ford · May 21, 2017

Homer J Simpson said:
WTF?

You're saying you can't eat 3 d###s at once?

RC94 · May 21, 2017

OrtonToOlsen said:
Did you go blind?

No

Homer J Simpson · May 21, 2017

Henry Ford said:
You're saying you can't eat 3 d###s at once?

Of course not.

Henry Ford · May 21, 2017

Homer J Simpson said:
Of course not.

Of course you can't, or of course you're not saying that?

General Malaise · May 21, 2017

Aaron Rudnicki said:
I'm headed to Portland in mid-July. See you then?

Dinner at GMs. Bleu cheese burgers. Backyard BBQ. Brews beatz and treatz.

OrtonToOlsen · May 21, 2017

General Malaise said:
Dinner at GMs. Bleu cheese burgers. Backyard BBQ. Brews beatz and treatz.

Does Rude have to sit at the kids table?

Just kidding, we know there's no room there.

5-ish Finkle · May 21, 2017

Henry Ford said:
Of course you can't, or of course you're not saying that?

He totally can. Just not three BAKED ones, cuz #### that noise.

Dan Lambskin · May 21, 2017

General Malaise said:
Dinner at GMs. Bleu cheese burgers. Backyard BBQ. Brews beatz and treatz.

Order in some BWW too

Homer J Simpson · May 21, 2017

Henry Ford said:
Of course you can't, or of course you're not saying that?

Right.

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