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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (10 Viewers)

Dan Lambskin said:
Yeah let's take a delicious soft velvety meaty mayo concoction and throw in some vile crunchy stuff.  Might as well just toss in some onions and relish and sub in miracle whip
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Couldn't agree more.  I also hate when chinese restaurants try to go cheap and throw in a bunch of celery chunks in their to fill out the plate.  

Cheap ####ers.  I tell them no celery or peppers and minimum onions.  I'll pay extra for some more meat and peanuts in my kung pao. 

 
I'm getting ready to paint my house so I run over to Home Depot at lunch, grab my stuff, go thru the self check out and hit pay.  I reach for my wallet and realize it is sitting safely at home.  :wall:  I look around and hope there is some nice Samaritan looking to pay it forward and cover my $25 tab.  Unfortunately there were no takers so I restocked my items on the shelf as my penance and felt like a dumb ### as I left the store empty handed.

I could excuse this behavior if I was as high as GM on his walk home but I was stone cold sober. 

 
Binky The Doormat said:
Couldn't agree more.  I also hate when chinese restaurants try to go cheap and throw in a bunch of celery chunks in their to fill out the plate.  

Cheap ####ers.  I tell them no celery or peppers and minimum onions.  I'll pay extra for some more meat and peanuts in my kung pao. 
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5-ish Finkle said:
Can we make it a grammar/spelling fight instead?  I already know most of you Philistines have the palate of a Gerber baby.
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Dan Lambskin said:
  12 minutes ago, Binky The Doormat said:
Couldn't agree more.  I also hate when chinese restaurants try to go cheap and throw in a bunch of celery chunks in their to fill out the plate.  

Cheap ####ers.  I tell them no celery or peppers and minimum onions.  I'll pay extra for some more meat and peanuts in my kung pao. 
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Proper use of "their" ...just missing a word.  Kinda of important though. 

ETA:  You try and agree with a guy and he comes at you with grammar/syntax comments ...####in' Meechiganers.

 
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berndog said:
I'm getting ready to paint my house so I run over to Home Depot at lunch, grab my stuff, go thru the self check out and hit pay.  I reach for my wallet and realize it is sitting safely at home.  :wall:  I look around and hope there is some nice Samaritan looking to pay it forward and cover my $25 tab.  Unfortunately there were no takers so I restocked my items on the shelf as my penance and felt like a dumb ### as I left the store empty handed.

I could excuse this behavior if I was as high as GM on his walk home but I was stone cold sober. 
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That's the worst feeling.

 
I assume that celery tastes of Beelzebub's taint.  Why anyone would want to add that to any dish is beyond me.  It overpowers just about any other flavor.

 
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berndog said:
I'm getting ready to paint my house so I run over to Home Depot at lunch, grab my stuff, go thru the self check out and hit pay.  I reach for my wallet and realize it is sitting safely at home.  :wall:  I look around and hope there is some nice Samaritan looking to pay it forward and cover my $25 tab.  Unfortunately there were no takers so I restocked my items on the shelf as my penance and felt like a dumb ### as I left the store empty handed.

I could excuse this behavior if I was as high as GM on his walk home but I was stone cold sober. 
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No wallet/apple pay on your phone?   

 
Binky The Doormat said:
better than onion.  I understand the want for dill, but do not want in it my tuna salad.  Shrimp salad - yes.

Binky Primary Tuna Salad

- Mayo & Sour Cream

- Chives

- Shallots finely minced

- Sun-dried Tomatoes in Olive Oil

- Garlic Powder/Salt/Pepper - dash of Smoked Paprika

- Pecans or Cashews
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Way to absolutely ruin the bolded by allowing anything that mayonnaise has even rubbed up against to come in contact with them.

 
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