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Shouldn't post stuff like that here. You know what comes next....found a house I want to put an offer on. it's been on the market for 2 days, has multiple offers pending, and they are going to review offers on the 30th. I'm going to make an offer about $20K over the asking price and see what happens.
I'm still not exactly sure what you were trying to convey. And it's still awesome.DA RAIDERS said:just woke up/came to on the living room floor. i have no memory of posting this.
Something something drillable hours something
"I thought lawyers screwed all their clients during billable hours."Something something drillable hours something
Oh, all of them do."I thought lawyers screwed all their clients during billable hours."
WHAT'S THE APPEAL OF YOUR FACEWhat's the appeal of going to a cat Cafe?
If Dentist were my client, I wouldn't have to choose.Oh, all of them do.
(Well, except for krista. She's probably busy poopin'.)
He's definitely got $1000 burning a hole in his pocketIf Dentist were my client, I wouldn't have to choose.
Y'know, this seems like you've finally found your niche. You may wanna drop him a PM(tha's with a "P", not a "B." Save the "B" til you're on the clock).If Dentist were my client, I wouldn't have to choose.
cripes.Stupid housing market. Put an offer $40,000 over the asking price on a house. There are now 8 offers, 3 cash. Seller's agent says they are only going to consider the cash offers, even though they're lower.
if you move to Hawaii or something, maybecripes.
if I'm forced to move, we're ####ed.
I rent.if you move to Hawaii or something, maybe
you could sell your brownstone for millions and buy 10 houses here
Yeah, but then he'd live in Minnesota.if you move to Hawaii or something, maybe
you could sell your brownstone for millions and buy 10 houses here
He's just an Architect, not a Software Architect.if you move to Hawaii or something, maybe
you could sell your brownstone for millions and buy 10 houses here
I SAID "WHEN YOU SELL THAT BROWNSTONE YOU OWN"I rent.
like I said... ####ed.
Not enough double finger guns with these all caps of yours. Or, maybe there is. Not like we'll ever see any video to know one way or another.I SAID "WHEN YOU SELL THAT BROWNSTONE YOU OWN"
we're always getting letters from realtors looking to see if we want to sell our place. the wife is tempted to just do it.I SAID "WHEN YOU SELL THAT BROWNSTONE YOU OWN"
pewpewpewNot enough double finger guns with these all caps of yours. Or, maybe there is. Not like we'll ever see any video to know one way or another.
COULD YOU IMAGINE IF OUR FINGERS REALLY COULD SHOOT LASERS?!?!? AND THEN AARON RODGERS WOULD SWOOP IN DRESSED LIKE CHEESEHEAD SUPERMAN AND SCOOP ME UP TO FLY PAST THE MEAT PACKING PLANT DOWNTOWN AND I'D THINK TO MYSELF "CAN YOU READ MY MIND!?!" AND HE'D LOOK AT ME AND SMILE AND DO THE DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK THING AND THEN WE'D BE MARRIED!!!! I MEAN, COULD YOU JUST IMAGINE!?!?!?! **does 3 wildcats, a headspin, and the world's worst guffawing moonwalk before hopping backwards out of office firing double fingers guns at your face**pewpewpew
Up until yesterday, I thought I wasn't in a rush. Now I've learned that the house I'm renting may be going on the market (I have no interest in buying it).but again... back to Fish.
any other houses that are appealing? or is the market just nutty, and you'll have to come in with sparklers and confetti with whatever offer you make?
are you in a current must-buy-now situation, or can you hold tight for a bit?
*twitchesinvoluntarily*COULD YOU IMAGINE IF OUR FINGERS REALLY COULD SHOOT LASERS?!?!? AND THEN AARON RODGERS WOULD SWOOP IN DRESSED LIKE SUPERMAN AND SCOOP ME UP TO FLY PAST THE MEAT PACKING PLANT DOWNTOWN AND I'D THINK TO MYSELF "CAN YOU READ MY MIND!?!" AND HE'D LOOK AT ME AND SMILE AND DO THE DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK THING AND THEN WE'D BE MARRIED!!!! I MEAN, COULD YOU JUST IMAGINE!?!?!?! **does 3 wildcats, a headspin, and the world's worst moonwalk before hopping backwards out of office firing double fingers guns at your face**
Cash offer means no appraisal needed and faster closing. Maybe don't make appraisal a contingency....Up until yesterday, I thought I wasn't in a rush. Now I've learned that the house I'm renting may be going on the market (I have no interest in buying it).
I'm driven primarily by location. My daughter is heading into 8th grade; we need to move before she starts high school to get her into the right district (she goes to private school now so the location hasn't mattered).
This house had everything I'm looking for. I've been looking for about 2 months and it was the first one that checked all the boxes for what I want. There's another one that is great location-wise, but I absolutely hate the floor plan and it's overpriced for what it is. It's been on the market for a while probably for this exact reason.
A friend was recently helping her parents by a house in this area. They got outbid on four houses in a row, then found one about an hour away that worked. I can't do that.
With different sellers, I may have been in an ok position. I'm pretty confident I'm the high bid, and I don't have any contingencies other than inspection and appraisal. They just like the cash offers, quick close and no contingencies more than making an extra $10,000 or whatever. Not everyone thinks like that.
I need to finance it. No lender will waive the appraisal, and if it doesn't appraise, it won't underwrite.Cash offer means no appraisal needed and faster closing. Maybe don't make appraisal a contingency....
COULD YOU IMAGINE IF OUR FINGERS REALLY COULD SHOOT LASERS?!?!? AND THEN AARON RODGERS WOULD SWOOP IN DRESSED LIKE CHEESEHEAD SUPERMAN AND SCOOP ME UP TO FLY PAST THE MEAT PACKING PLANT DOWNTOWN AND I'D THINK TO MYSELF "CAN YOU READ MY MIND!?!" AND HE'D LOOK AT ME AND SMILE AND DO THE DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK THING AND THEN WE'D BE MARRIED!!!! I MEAN, COULD YOU JUST IMAGINE!?!?!?! **does 3 wildcats, a headspin, and the world's worst guffawing moonwalk before hopping backwards out of office firing double fingers guns at your face**
you could make up the difference....if neededI need to finance it. No lender will waive the appraisal, and if it doesn't appraise, it won't underwrite.
Will it even appraise at the higher value you bid?I need to finance it. No lender will waive the appraisal, and if it doesn't appraise, it won't underwrite.
Yeah looking at this and the escalation clause right now.you could make up the difference....if needed
looking at comps I'm probably a little over where it would appraise, but willing to make up the difference.Will it even appraise at the higher value you bid?
this is why they want to take one of the cash offers and not have to worry about a possible appraisal issue. What I meant to say earlier was that you could write your offer saying that you will make up any difference.Will it even appraise at the higher value you bid?
We used an escalation clause when we finally were the winning bidder on our first Seattle house. We got outbid several times before that despite being all-cash. When you said multiple bidders, I figured you wouldn't get it due to the financing (which you had mentioned here). The market is so insane that it's almost required to be all-cash or at least to look like all-cash by waiving the appraisal, as you mentioned.Yeah looking at this and the escalation clause right now.
The escalation clause is why I believe I'm the highest bidder. We let them know we'll make up the difference if it doesn't appraise for the highest number. The agent still said they will probably go with cash.We used an escalation clause when we finally were the winning bidder on our first Seattle house. We got outbid several times before that despite being all-cash. When you said multiple bidders, I figured you wouldn't get it due to the financing (which you had mentioned here). The market is so insane that it's almost required to be all-cash or at least to look like all-cash by waiving the appraisal, as you mentioned.
No clue here. The asian investment is primarily Seattle/Bellevue.Who the heck are all these people paying cash for houses in that area!?
I had heard that the Chinese were starting to invest heavily in the NW, is that what's going on?
Seems totally crazy to me.