LoveAs you know, I live in an old folks town. The town is divided into "South Bay" and "North Bay." My mom and stepfather also moved here two years ago, and my mom is head of the "activities committee" for the South Bay HOA, which among other things puts on monthly movies at the club.
At their last meeting, she suggested that, instead of the regular menu of South Pacific and The King and I and the like, they screen Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein. YF is now on the agenda for October and Blazing Saddles for January. I've never been more proud.
This is the worst haiku I've ever read.mr. furley said:my nipples are permanently erect
but a-frame shirts are too warm in summer
it's a conundrum
I was going to edit it down for him, but it seemed mean.This is the worst haiku I've ever read.
Hey I was going to meet up with you and osaurasosus, but he got lost I guess.My Longhorns and my Packers are playing at the same time. Already on board: 20 mg of hydrocodone and the last of the edibles I smuggled home from Vegas. On deck: 90-proof spiced rum. This may get a little sloppy.
I'm available most any evening next week, as long as I get a little advance notice.Hey I was going to meet up with you and osaurasosus, but he got lost I guess.
I want to get that Astros ticket and hand you a bunch of money. My schedule is iffy for the next week. I need to make a run to Galveston for s couple of days, but otherwise flexible
A number of studies have reported a significant number of people saying they would be in favour of using sex robots, with a recent online survey of heterosexual men finding that 40% of those surveyed said they would buy an AI sex robot within the next five years.
We talkin' 'bout practice sex?A number of studies have reported a significant number of people saying they would be in favour of using sex robots, with a recent online survey of heterosexual men finding that 40% of those surveyed said they would buy an AI sex robot within the next five years.
40 ####### percent?
btw- I have legit never heard the expression a-frame shirt. felt important to get that off my chest.Dan Lambskin said:I believe that's the proper term for a wife-beaterDA RAIDERS said:Wtf is an a frame shirt?
and another 40 un-####### percent because married.bostonfred said:A number of studies have reported a significant number of people saying they would be in favour of using sex robots, with a recent online survey of heterosexual men finding that 40% of those surveyed said they would buy an AI sex robot within the next five years.
40 ####### percent?
And of the 4 of us that do get one right away, one of us will immediately impregnate his.I don't think you guys fully understand what 40% means. If 40% of all guys plan on getting a sex robot immediately, that means that if there are ten of us, six of you aren't going to get one immediately.
How's the new job? How're the new digs?Step away for a couple of days and return to an argument about what to properly refer to a wife beater as and Krista's mom pimping for Gene Wilder's ghost?
Yeah, pretty much what I expected.
I'm pretty sure GM would have trouble figuring out how to turn his on.And of the 4 of us that do get one right away, one of us will immediately impregnate his.
i see what you did therebtw- I have legit never heard the expression a-frame shirt. felt important to get that off my chest.
if you can't do, teach. if you can't even do that, teach those other people that can't do.Boyles Law of Teacher Education* in full effect today.
*some of the worst teachers you'll ever meet teach teachers
Tanner must be jealousif you can't do, teach. if you can't even do that, teach those other people that can't do.
I've never turned a real woman on either.I'm pretty sure GM would have trouble figuring out how to turn his on.
If you can't do...teach.if you can't do, teach. if you can't even do that, teach those other people that can't do.
hitting up the outlet mall and then the casino?Renting a giant house in New Buffalo MI for a long weekend for my wifes 40th
house is way back in the woods....pretty sure this is how all horror movies start.
Gonna drink, hot tub, and casino in that order tonighthitting up the outlet mall and then the casino?
Don't screw up the trip home. Lunch at Greenbush, thank me laterGonna drink, hot tub, and casino in that order tonight
Then couple wineries tomorrow.
Have about 20 friends and family joining us
good hands my ###.sad
(blows out long sigh)
I had to take back our puppy to the humane society today because my wife found out that Allstate will drop us because he's a pit bull breed (staffordshire mostly, mixed with bulldog). Tanner was right when he said he's at least 25% murderdog, he's actually 75% murderdog. Sad thing is he's a great dog, very friendly loves people. My two older daughters are hysterical, cried all morning. I skipped the morning at work just to deal with all the drama and then once I calmed everyone down to a low murmur i took little Max back to the shelter. I cried after I left him. Just a ####ty day, sorry to rain on your parade. just had to vent.
I read this without the comma.When they make a robot that cleans up the mess, I'm in
Damn... That sucks.sad
(blows out long sigh)
I had to take back our puppy to the humane society today because my wife found out that Allstate will drop us because he's a pit bull breed (staffordshire mostly, mixed with bulldog). Tanner was right when he said he's at least 25% murderdog, he's actually 75% murderdog. Sad thing is he's a great dog, very friendly loves people. My two older daughters are hysterical, cried all morning. I skipped the morning at work just to deal with all the drama and then once I calmed everyone down to a low murmur i took little Max back to the shelter. I cried after I left him. Just a ####ty day, sorry to rain on your parade. just had to vent.
They don't. A neighbor told my wife last weekend that some insurance companies won't cover pit bills in Oregon. So she called Allstate and they said they'd drop usDamn... That sucks.
How do they know what kind of dog you have?
Great way to remind her life is basically over.Renting a giant house in New Buffalo MI for a long weekend for my wifes 40th
house is way back in the woods....pretty sure this is how all horror movies start.
This is the entire plot of cabin in the woods. You should play that the first nightRenting a giant house in New Buffalo MI for a long weekend for my wifes 40th
house is way back in the woods....pretty sure this is how all horror movies start.
You don't know jack.The cheese?
I like wacky stories.You don't know jack.
The capital of Alta California. Long weekend for my birfday. Staying at a friend's (wacky story behind that) condo por gratis.
Going to the water zoo and other points of interest/bars tomorrow.
Just think. John Steinbeck probably posted the same thing on a message board once.Hola from Monterey.
IM IN MONTEREY
If you liked food, I'd recommend an awesome French restaurant on the hill, just south of the aquarium.Hola from Monterey.
IM IN MONTEREY
Fries and toast?If you liked food, I'd recommend an awesome French restaurant on the hill, just south of the aquarium.