Bob Sacamano 10,061 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, -fish- said: she seems nice Oh yeah. Her court appearance was on the news last night. Complete whack job. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hilts 4,297 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 10 minutes ago, -fish- said: she seems nice This is why you never show crazy where you live. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ex-ghost 747 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 1 hour ago, kevzilla said: Video poker for now. Hit the craps table! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Sacamano 10,061 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 42 minutes ago, Bucky86 said: Southwest sucks. I haven’t flown it in awhile, but holy god. At least 10 people were confused and didn’t realize B boarded after A but before C. That doesn't seem like a Southwest problem. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frostillicus 14,460 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 1 hour ago, mr. furley said: if this were a thing, i would eat it. at the right place. who am i kidding.. i'd eat it at any place. i'd eat anything anything @Frostillicus What's this now? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Officer Pete Malloy 19,151 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 19 hours ago, Dan Lambskin said: If anyone wants some good news my Mother In Law who’s been divorced for 30+ years and never dated since then met a guy on a Bigfoot enthusiast website. He lives in The South and has been sending her gifts for a few months and is coming to visit this weekend Son? Do you even WANT to find Bigfoot? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Officer Pete Malloy 19,151 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Dan Lambskin said: Finally put some pictures up in my cube at work went with this one of the cat https://imgur.com/gallery/Du1JGyF The cat? No name? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan Lambskin 13,616 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 27 minutes ago, Officer Pete Malloy said: The cat? No name? Sapphire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Sacamano 10,061 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 23 minutes ago, Dan Lambskin said: Sapphire Your cat is a stripper? 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Officer Pete Malloy 19,151 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 43 minutes ago, Dan Lambskin said: Sapphire Stupid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Osaurus 9,199 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Gonna take a “the more you know” moment here. Some of you are dealing with some pretty heavy stuff and while I don’t usually comment on these circumstances, I am sympathetic and you are in my thoughts. Always be appreciative of the time you have with family and friends. You never know how much you’ll have. Quality over quantity imo. Back to our regularly scheduled programming already in progress. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan Lambskin 13,616 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Officer Pete Malloy said: Stupid I didn’t name her my ####### kid did 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Officer Pete Malloy 19,151 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Dan Lambskin said: I didn’t name her my ####### kid did I’ll allow it. Hell, cats don’t answer to their names anyway. Except for my cat, Baron Von Snuggles#### III. oh FFS pu55 is censored? Edited May 11, 2018 by Officer Pete Malloy 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guster 712 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Officer Pete Malloy said: I’ll allow it. Hell, cats don’t answer to their names anyway. Except for my cat, Baron Von Snuggles#### III. oh FFS pu55 is censored? Hey, no circumventing the language filter 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Officer Pete Malloy 19,151 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Just now, Guster said: Hey, no circumventing the language filter Do I know you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guster 712 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Just now, Officer Pete Malloy said: Do I know you? Now that the "Who's Hottest" threads are gone, I feel safe to come back 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan Lambskin 13,616 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Officer Pete Malloy said: I’ll allow it. Hell, cats don’t answer to their names anyway. Except for my cat, Baron Von Snuggles#### III. oh FFS pu55 is censored? Yeah her shelter name was Ruby so he was hung up on a gem name. Talked him out of Diamond I usually call her Saffy or Snatchfire 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Officer Pete Malloy 19,151 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, Guster said: Now that the "Who's Hottest" threads are gone, I feel safe to come back Cheers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guster 712 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Just now, Officer Pete Malloy said: Cheers 2,1 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,961 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, Guster said: 2,1 Damn not quick enough 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Osaurus 9,199 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 20 minutes ago, Dan Lambskin said: Yeah her shelter name was Ruby so he was hung up on a gem name. Talked him out of Diamond I usually call her Saffy or Snatchfire 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RC94 2,097 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Quote of the month: "You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3." - Paul F. Crickmore (SR71 test pilot) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevzilla 8,046 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 5 hours ago, kevzilla said: The gambling not going particularly well to start, I need to either start doing better or get even more loaded. I have managed to do both! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Officer Pete Malloy 19,151 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 21 minutes ago, kevzilla said: I have managed to do both! Where ya staying? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevzilla 8,046 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Just now, Officer Pete Malloy said: Where ya staying? Downtown Grand 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Osaurus 9,199 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Heading over to sports book to see Lightning hopefully tie and then take the lead before concert. I get to spend some time with my sister. Looking forward to it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Pack 2,617 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 (edited) GM, I'm so sorry for your loss. Hang in there brother. Edited May 12, 2018 by Mr.Pack 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Officer Pete Malloy 19,151 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, kevzilla said: Downtown Grand West side or east side? Had a room on the west side a couple of months ago. So freaking loud with the stupid biker bar across the street and Jef Lepard playing on the Fremont main stage. The hotel knows this. They leave ear plugs (that don’t help) on the nightstands. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IMAX 3D 1,072 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 You guys playin cards Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Officer Pete Malloy 19,151 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Much love, GM. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IMAX 3D 1,072 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Damn sorry GM 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevzilla 8,046 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 NSFW, probably 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Pack 2,617 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 26 minutes ago, kevzilla said: NSFW, probably Rodney Dangerfield is your dad? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevzilla 8,046 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 No respect, no respect at all 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Officer Pete Malloy 19,151 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 35 minutes ago, kevzilla said: NSFW, probably HELL YES! I think every room at the DG is decorated the same way. And at first I thought the Mio bottle was going to be Vicodin for at first. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
krista4 25,964 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 (edited) I'm losing my mind. In the midst of everything else going on, on the way to work this morning Mr. krista had a car accident; I suspect they'll just total the car. He's OK physically, but here's a short summary of his last week: Saturday - our friend nearly choked on a scallop Mr krista had cooked; we all witnessed her lose breathing for 6-7 minutes (this is NOT pretty) and lose her heartbeat for some period of time. Sunday - hospital time on what is probably his only "vacation" through the end of the year Monday - see Sunday, plus the 330-mile drive back to our house Tuesday - worked about eight hours on his "day off" Wednesday - worked 16 hours Thursday - worked 15 hours Friday - car accident on way to work around 8 a.m.; came back home and got my car and is still at work So though my week has been pretty ####ty, it's better than his. Nevertheless, I'm under such stress that last night I poured cat food into my wine glass. For ####'s sake. Edited May 12, 2018 by krista4 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
krista4 25,964 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 41 minutes ago, kevzilla said: NSFW, probably WHERE IS YOUR MAGICAL SPACE HAIR? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Osaurus 9,199 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Just now, krista4 said: WHERE IS YOUR MAGICAL SPACE HAIR? It’s still magnificent 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Osaurus 9,199 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, krista4 said: WHERE IS YOUR MAGICAL SPACE HAIR? He should take me to Hugo’s Cellar tomorrow night, right? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RC94 2,097 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, krista4 said: I'm losing my mind. In the midst of everything else going on, on the way to work this morning Mr. krista had a car accident; I suspect they'll just total the car. He's OK physically, but here's a short summary of his last week: Saturday - our friend nearly choked on a scallop Mr krista had cooked; we all witnessed her lose breathing for 6-7 minutes (this is NOT pretty) and lose her heartbeat for some period of time. Sunday - hospital time on what is probably his only "vacation" until the end of the year Monday - see Sunday, plus the 330-mile drive back to our house Tuesday - worked about eight hours on his "day off" Wednesday - worked 16 hours Thursday - worked 15 hours Friday - car accident on way to work around 8 a.m.; came back home and got my car and is still at work So though my week has been pretty ####ty, it's better than his. Nevertheless, I'm under such stress that last night I poured cat food into my wine glass. For ####'s sake. You guys have had a about as rough of a week as one could imagine. Why was that Sunday his only vacation until the rest of the year? It sounds to me like a real vacation is exactly what you guys need. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Officer Pete Malloy 19,151 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, krista4 said: So though my week has been pretty ####ty, it's better than his. Nevertheless, I'm under such stress that last night I poured cat food into my wine glass. For ####'s sake. This is an ambitious little wine. But not too presumptuous. Not quite haughty but...somewhat sérieux. It is peppered with astuces of salmon, whitefish, liver and just the faintest chuchotement of mouse. Tolerably crunchy but quaffable. Serve with vittles, tender or not, and perhaps your own butt hairs. Edited May 12, 2018 by Officer Pete Malloy 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Officer Pete Malloy 19,151 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 17 minutes ago, Officer Pete Malloy said: HELL YES! I think every room at the DG is decorated the same way. And at first I thought the Mio bottle was going to be Vicodin for at first. What kind of moron bookends a sentence with “at first”? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
krista4 25,964 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, RC94 said: You guys have had a about as rough of a week as one could imagine. Why was that Sunday his only vacation until the rest of the year? It sounds to me like a real vacation is exactly what you guys need. Well, the past weekend was supposed to be a real vacation - six friends renting a big ol' crazy house with pool and hot tub in Walla Walla for the spring release weekend of the local wines. All planned a month or two before Mr krista had a job change that requires him to work all the damn time, but he got the time off by virtue of threat of divorce if we canceled. Can't tell you how much we had both looked forward to it, mostly because he's been working so hard. We had one good day before stuff happened. Now it's into busy season for his restaurant - as we all know, it's right on the water, and summer/fall are the busiest times based on the location. Maybe he can get a day or two off in October before we get into the holiday period, which will also be busy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
krista4 25,964 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Officer Pete Malloy said: This is an ambitious little wine. But not too presumptuous. Not quite haughty but...somewhat sérieux. It is peppered with astuces of salmon, whitefish, liver and just the faintest chuchotement of mouse. Tolerably crunchy but quaffable. Serve with vittles, tender or not, and perhaps your own butt hairs. I'm going to work some of this into my next wine tasting. ETA: Probably not the butt hairs part. Edited May 12, 2018 by krista4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Officer Pete Malloy 19,151 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Just now, krista4 said: I'm going to work some of this into my next wine tasting. ETA: Probably not the butt hairs part. Did I ever tell you about the time I actually did a wine tasting with my wife in Paso de Robles*? It’s funny because I hate wine. * Official spanished name of the town. Common name = Paso Robles. Locals call it = Paso. Translation = “Pass of the oaks” Me? that place that we have to stop at on the way to the coast that has a buttload of wineries that we have to stop at oh and my wife went to high school there so I have heard every story about every place there. DID YOU GUYS KNOW THE MCDONALDS WAS 100 YARDS SOUTH FROM ITS PRESENT LOCATION? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,961 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 1 hour ago, kevzilla said: NSFW, probably YES! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
krista4 25,964 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, Officer Pete Malloy said: Did I ever tell you about the time I actually did a wine tasting with my wife in Paso de Robles*? It’s funny because I hate wine. * Official spanished name of the town. Common name = Paso Robles. Locals call it = Paso. Translation = “Pass of the oaks” Me? that place that we have to stop at on the way to the coast that has a buttload of wineries that we have to stop at oh and my wife went to high school there so I have heard every story about every place there. DID YOU GUYS KNOW THE MCDONALDS WAS 100 YARDS SOUTH FROM ITS PRESENT LOCATION? How was the terroir? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RC94 2,097 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 27 minutes ago, krista4 said: Well, the past weekend was supposed to be a real vacation - six friends renting a big ol' crazy house with pool and hot tub in Walla Walla for the spring release weekend of the local wines. All planned a month or two before Mr krista had a job change that requires him to work all the damn time, but he got the time off by virtue of threat of divorce if we canceled. Can't tell you how much we had both looked forward to it, mostly because he's been working so hard. We had one good day before stuff happened. Now it's into busy season for his restaurant - as we all know, it's right on the water, and summer/fall are the busiest times based on the location. Maybe he can get a day or two off in October before we get into the holiday period, which will also be busy. I'm glad he is ok from the crash. Everything else is secondary, especially after what happened with your friend. I hope you guys find some time to unwind and get back into a more normal daily frame of mind. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Officer Pete Malloy 19,151 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 (edited) I’ll tell the wine tasting story without request now before I sober up. The wife loves wine. And as much as I think most wine tasting is hooey she’s pretty knowledgeable. I hate wine. Hate it. Actually I should say I have no palett. You know how some people are tone deaf or color blind? That’s me with wine. You could have me taste a $4 bottle from 7-11 and a $500 bottle of whatever and I would just taste wine. Over the years I have had numerous people try to school me. An old boss (rich as hell), going through a divorce, broke out a bottle of Château Rothschild he was saving. Even though I tried to tell him it was a waste on me, he broke out the white napkin and crap. It was nasty. I’ve had ex girlfriends try to explain it all. “Just let it mellow on you tongue” etc. Blech. My sister and her friends all belong to “wine clubs” or whatever from Paso to Santa Barbara to Napa. They’ve tried too. It all tastes the same. My wife knows all this. She tried too, but alas. So about 3-4 times a year we head over to the central coast. All the Paso wineries, from garbage to great, are along the way. I have no problem stopping for the wife to taste/buy. Usually while she tastes I amuse myself by checking out the selection of overpriced t-shirts or enjoying the view. Mostly I try to find the resident cat or dog. 90% of the time, There is at least one. She used to ask me if I wanted to taste with her. Until one time one of the wine pouring ladies browbeats me into tasting too. It was like $10 regardless of it was one or two people. Fine. The pourer Chick has a whole spiel about every wine. She’d let you taste, then ask you your thoughts, then describe the wine. It took me 30 seconds to realize she was just regurgitating the descriptions of each varietal that was printed on this card...that somebody had left on the barstool next to me. The wife nor the pourer girl could see the card I was looking at. Oh, and there was the same card on the sideboard a few feet away where the oyster crackers were. I hit those like I was starving. Pourer: this is our YaddaYadda. What do you think? Me: (after glancing at the description...I can read fast as F...which might say “smokey...apricots...silky...bold finish) hmmmm...it’s got a hint of peach..wait..hmmm..some sort of stone fruit maybe? Smooth though. Nice finish, though.” I did that for every one. Like 6 wines. I was like Kreskin. “I sense some oak and cognac and a flutter of apples”. Wife was looking at me like I was a pod-person. Pourer Girl was impressed for sure. When we got outside wife says “so, you really liked that?” I said “no, that was F-ing horrible and I cheated.” Shes never asked me again. Edited May 12, 2018 by Officer Pete Malloy 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
krista4 25,964 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 (edited) 1. You're a built in designated driver in wine country? Sign me up! 2. How did you get the little hat on the "a" in Chateau Rothschild? 3. Speaking of hats, I just learned this week that Bugles advertise themselves on their very packages as "America's Favorite Finger Hats." ETA: 4. I'm drinking a lot tonight. Hopefully wine and not cat food, but either will do. Edited May 12, 2018 by krista4 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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