"Trust me, this is the way they teach CPR now"
God, I’m sorry. That’s rough. I hope things even out for you guys and you win a house raffle or something.I'm losing my mind.
In the midst of everything else going on, on the way to work this morning Mr. krista had a car accident; I suspect they'll just total the car. He's OK physically, but here's a short summary of his last week:
Saturday - our friend nearly choked on a scallop Mr krista had cooked; we all witnessed her lose breathing for 6-7 minutes (this is NOT pretty) and lose her heartbeat for some period of time.
Sunday - hospital time on what is probably his only "vacation" through the end of the year
Monday - see Sunday, plus the 330-mile drive back to our house
Tuesday - worked about eight hours on his "day off"
Wednesday - worked 16 hours
Thursday - worked 15 hours
Friday - car accident on way to work around 8 a.m.; came back home and got my car and is still at work
So though my week has been pretty ####ty, it's better than his. Nevertheless, I'm under such stress that last night I poured cat food into my wine glass. For ####'s sake.
I thought Mark Ruffalo was everyday Mark Ruffalo. This is like that time I found out hand towels are for company only.Wife says “everyday Mark Ruffalo”
I had a deposition in New Orleans last week. Rather than have to pay parking twice, I grabbed an Uber to the lunch spot I was meeting someone. My driver on the way was the former owner of the greatest independent bookstore I’d ever been to, and had to close it a year ago.Name of my uber driver last night
Thanks BezosI had a deposition in New Orleans last week. Rather than have to pay parking twice, I grabbed an Uber to the lunch spot I was meeting someone. My driver on the way was the former owner of the greatest independent bookstore I’d ever been to, and had to close it a year ago.
Maple Street Book Shop. They used to sell bumper stickers that said “fight the stupids.”
I guess the stupids won.
Have a tooth that’s a 7/10 pain constantly. Can’t get it fixed till Thursday. FML.spent 3.5 hours in the dentist's chair today. neat.
drinking now. i've discovered i'm very adept at creating a dam with my tongue, to keep the cold delicious beer away from the tooth he worked on.
what games dominate the DMDGM?Feeling pretty good that our normal Yacht Rock Pandora station isn't good enough for my boy anymore. Just sat down for "Drunken Mother's Day Game Night" and my boy requested AC/DC Pandora station. I need no Father's Day gift. My work is done here.
went to urgent care a few years ago because my throat had closed up. had to gulp air to get minimal breath. i was freaking out. no pain. just could not breathe at all and thought i was going to black out from lack of oxygen.tell them 10. Used to get you morphine, might get you Tramadol now
“Remember that when you hump, do it to the beat of ‘staying alive’”"Trust me, this is the way they teach CPR now"
why not when there's a servant to clean it up? You should see what I do t hotel roomsAnimals are the worst.
We use a big 1 gallon water bowl for our pets https://goo.gl/images/nrnqj9
Everytime it needs to be refilled I make sure I scrub the bowl out really well. About every other time I make sure I wash out the reservoir part too.
Did all of that earlier today.
5 minutes later I walk by and one of them barfed in it.
why not when there's a servant to clean it up? You should see what I do t hotel rooms
JFCwent to urgent care a few years ago because my throat had closed up. had to gulp air to get minimal breath. i was freaking out. no pain. just could not breathe at all and thought i was going to black out from lack of oxygen.
doc asks me "scale of 1 - 10, what's your pain level"
i tell the guy "none! but i can barely breathe!"
so he gave me a nasal spray & scrip for 3 month supply of Vicodin then sent me packing.
apparently i look like a pill popper
I’m calling CPS.Feeling pretty good that our normal Yacht Rock Pandora station isn't good enough for my boy anymore. Just sat down for "Drunken Mother's Day Game Night" and my boy requested AC/DC Pandora station. I need no Father's Day gift. My work is done here.
Shut it.I’m calling CPS.
Calling CPS again.Shut it.
We just heard 2008 Journey Don't Stop.
Oooooooooohhhhhh SHerrie............Calling CPS again.
Fun Fact. My older brother used to work with Sherrie of “Oh Sherrie” fame. She was a cocktail waitress at the place where my bro bartended. Steve would sometimes come in and hang out...very quietly and somewhat incognito.
Eating Bugles like Nabisco needed their bags back.
Who’s hottest threads purged along with any thread that had pictures of women (over 50, oddly attractive, etc)I missed about a week and half of the FFA.
What is everything whining about? Did a bunch of threads get deleted? People get banned?
Ok, thanks.Who’s hottest threads purged along with any thread that had pictures of women (over 50, oddly attractive, etc)
a few bannings but nobody noteworthy
Lmao
In a script full of good ones, that was my favorite.Lmao
I'll tell it right to her face in cursive.
3. Speaking of hats, I just learned this week that Bugles advertise themselves on their very packages as "America's Favorite Finger Hats."
Eating Bugles like Nabisco needed their bags back.
Donny Baker is an american hero. I swear to god he is.
Well it's not quite a "participation award" deal. I have over 180 kids. But I have to choose 6 to give an award to. It's tough to narrow it down. Let's say Chuck qualifies for an award in Reading. But the Reading teacher knows that Chuck is already getting an award in Math, she might give the award to another deserving student.When did the US become the land of the participation award? It wasn't like that when I was in high school in the late 80s.
Boy, this is for damn sure. I'm not a pill popper and I'm generally terrified of all things pain pill related, so I was unaware how difficult these narcotics are now to obtain. But I became acutely aware of the situation while at the hospital the last few weeks. Towards the end, they were giving my mom diluadid (sp?) and the head nurse feared they might not have enough in supply to keep her comfortable throughout, so they were looking at alternatives. I heard more drug names the last few days than I had in 4 years of college where I actively seeked them all out.tell them 10. Used to get you morphine, might get you Tramadol now