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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (9 Viewers)
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Henry Ford
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Binky The Doormat
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Always in contention:
Ben Dover
Doris Closed
Jerry Mander
Robin Droppings
Anne Teak
Warren Pease
Frieda Slaves
Bette Wetter
Tupper Weir
Jenny Side
Jerry Atrick
Jacqueline Hyde
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Bob Sacamano
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Damn. Very sorry for your loss, GM. Glad dad and the rest of the family can take a breath now.
Epic Problem
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mr. furley
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seent a guy waiting to go up the elevator today to the eye doctor. tall drink of water with a serious hitch in his gait. looked like he was taking his mom up to get her glaucoma checked.
sleeveless shirt, partial arm sleeve tats, pony tail.... and what a gash on his elbow. my god. the thing looked like the eye of Sauron. richly red and untreated :X looked like someone got him with a hand held garden rake and took a 6" swipe out of his arm 30 minutes before.
as i'm thinking this feller oughta be seeing a physician i notice he has another similar gash on his upper arm, and on his forearm... and hands... and neck......... and his other arm.... and face.... and very few teeth.
i've seen some junkies in my day but none with so many clear, fresh open wounds and several festering untreated sores. the meth got on top of that dude. poor *******. that's one i'm not gonna be able to forget for a while.
sleeveless shirt, partial arm sleeve tats, pony tail.... and what a gash on his elbow. my god. the thing looked like the eye of Sauron. richly red and untreated :X looked like someone got him with a hand held garden rake and took a 6" swipe out of his arm 30 minutes before.
as i'm thinking this feller oughta be seeing a physician i notice he has another similar gash on his upper arm, and on his forearm... and hands... and neck......... and his other arm.... and face.... and very few teeth.
i've seen some junkies in my day but none with so many clear, fresh open wounds and several festering untreated sores. the meth got on top of that dude. poor *******. that's one i'm not gonna be able to forget for a while.
Binky The Doormat
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Binky The Doormat
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Queef Tornado© @QueefTornado 22 Sep 2016
Marriage Counselor: So, what do you guys have in common?
Me: Well, neither of us suck ####.
Wife:
Marriage Counselor:
Marriage Counselor: So, what do you guys have in common?
Me: Well, neither of us suck ####.
Wife:
Marriage Counselor:
Mr.Pack
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cosjobs
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RC94
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Officer Pete Malloy
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Officer Pete Malloy
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What kind of loser would file a formal protest on Jeopardy?Binky The Doormat said:
Ignoramus
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In the "stupid things I've recently said" department: when I was getting my chipped tooth filled, the dentist asked if I wanted the laughing gas. I said "no."
Sammy3469
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Thomas The Skank Engine
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sounds like she's right about him being a p###y. Also she looks like 36 going on 48.
Officer Pete Malloy
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badmojo1006
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mr. furley
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Officer Pete Malloy
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Related: is there anything dumber than a doc or dentist prescribing ibuprofen or acetaminophen?
When I cut my finger open a few weeks ago the nurse came back with two scrips. One was antibiotics. The other was for ibuprofen.
Me: I don’t need the ibuprofen.
Nurse: You don’t want something for the pain?
Me: That’s just Advil right? I’ve got a big bottle at home.
Nurse: But this is 325mg. (like it’s artisanal)
Me: Unless it’s got codeine in it or something, I’m good.
Nurse: Are you sure? This way you only have to take one pill instead of 3 or 4.
Me: I’m not a M-Fing toddler, Jessica.
Henry Ford
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Jim Jefferies tonight:
Say we’d known Hitler was going to be born in 1889. There were 1.7 million kids born in Germany that year. Would it be morally acceptable to kill all those kids for the greater good? Some people say yes.
I say no. Because Hitler was born in Austria.
Say we’d known Hitler was going to be born in 1889. There were 1.7 million kids born in Germany that year. Would it be morally acceptable to kill all those kids for the greater good? Some people say yes.
I say no. Because Hitler was born in Austria.
Officer Pete Malloy
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Speaking of that...
The alternative history novel ”Making History” by Stephen Fry deals with that very same topic. Pretty fun read. Not perfect but cool.
If you know how to read, check it out.
RC94
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I got a new job, which starts on Monday. I will be going from working in Big 4 firms and similar types of companies to working for a non-profit. It's going to be interesting to experience the different corporate culture, but that is one of the reasons I chose this offer over the others, and I'm looking forward to it. It's also going to be nice to go from making rich people richer to doing some good. My commute will be much shorter as compared to going to midtown, which is another thing I am really looking forward to. Rush hour in NYC is not fun. Keeping it to a minimum has more value than I realized, until I had a commute that took an hour to go about 4 miles.
RC94
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Yesterday's commute home sucked for everyone in NYC. My subway train has nothing to do with the delays to Metro-North, but it was delayed too and the subway platform was dangerously crowded. I'm glad I don't have to go through Grand Central on a daily basis, but when my brother hosts Thanksgiving I have to go through Grand Central to get to his place (and take Metro-North trains). Yesterday was basically like a typical Thanksgiving day in Grand Central.
badmojo1006
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A woman got very mad at a Tim Hortons in Canada.
It's on Deadspin and I won't link to it because it is :X and I probably would get more warning points
It's on Deadspin and I won't link to it because it is :X and I probably would get more warning points
Binky The Doormat
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Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe 1h1 hour ago
My new puppy just bit the neighbor's kid so we had to have it killed.
He was going to tell his parents.
My new puppy just bit the neighbor's kid so we had to have it killed.
He was going to tell his parents.
roadkill1292
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Epic Problem
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cosjobs
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Actually true, When I was about three my dog bit me and then died.
My father called his friend who had a Supermarket and said, "Johnny, the dog just bit my son and he died. Can we keep him in your cold locker over night?"
Johnny replied, "Li'l cos is dead and you want to put him in a meat locker?"
mr. furley
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Officer Pete Malloy
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