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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (14 Viewers)
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Sadly...very sadly it happens at the BWW that my wife manages quite often.
My wife told me a great story last week.
A new server had a table in the bar that was becoming obnoxious (yelling, spilling, throwing limes etc). Server is a tiny, little girl. Server tells my wife she wants to cut them off. Server does. Jagoffs gives her crap. Server stands her ground (wife was hovering nearby). Jagoffs eventually accept they're done at this current establishment. Server even keeps her cool when jagoffs try to give her crap about the bill.
One of the jagoffs writes on the tip line of his tab "stay out of dark alleys" instead of a tip. What a badass. Server shows my wife.
Wife gets the biggest, meanest looking vato loco from the kitchen. Dude is like 6'5", 300lbs. She says "follow me outside". They stand right outside the door while group of jagoffs hangout by their car. Wife tells big dude "I'm going to point to these guys...all you do is point and nod". Big man does it. Jagoffs see what's going on. One of them spreads his arms like "what you gonna do?". Wife says "don't do anything but shake your head".
Jagoffs slink off.
it happened to me once. I guess I was a mess, but didn't realize it at the time and got pretty pissed off about it.
still wound up having a good night.
also, GM and I were refused entrance to a bar because we "showed visible signs of intoxication" at the door.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
I was kicked out of El Jardin once because someone walking up the stairs bumped into me while I was going down the stairs.
The bump made me lose my balance and I stumbled down the stairs. As I was hitting the last step, a bouncer walked into my path and i blindsided him into a wall.
Also, when 21, I got carded at the door of some place. Blatantly drunk, the bouncer decided it was better to tell me that the bar was 22 and over to get in than to let me in.
That one got ugly since the 5 people in my group that were carded before me were also 21 and already allowed in.
Re: casino They might have been concerned with my consumption because I was 19 (looked 14) and dropped my ID inside the turnaround door thing and smashed my face on the glass when trying to retrieve it
How was it? Will be there in a few monthsOff to Key West in the morning. I'll check in with some of Tanner's friends around the Hemingway House.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
He already toed us.How was it? Will be there in a few monthsOff to Key West in the morning. I'll check in with some of Tanner's friends around the Hemingway House.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
What is this script club anyways? I agree when writing in cursive you should prob be sober, so they were probably right showing you the door.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
My Dallas friends are wheels off all the time. We never left a bar of our own volition for about a decade. Most of the time we got thrown out, but sometimes people got cut off.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I may have gotten kicked out of a James Taylor concert for being drunk and applauding too much
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
If you were doing that at a James Taylor concert you had to have been drunk.
Or a 65-year-old woman.
Drifter
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
i got thrown out of murphy's outside wrigley field. if you've been there, this is no simple task. i was there with a big group of friends and the, day game 
didn't start for at least an hour. so i snuck back in, gave the bartender a $50 and all was well. i'm fairly proud of that one.
and for some reason, one time at the grocery store, me and a couple buddies were not allowed to buy booze after playing a spontaneous game of tackle football, in the produce section, with a cantaloupe. i didn't understand what the problem was, as i was holding the crushed cantaloupe and fully intended on paying for it.
didn't start for at least an hour. so i snuck back in, gave the bartender a $50 and all was well. i'm fairly proud of that one.and for some reason, one time at the grocery store, me and a couple buddies were not allowed to buy booze after playing a spontaneous game of tackle football, in the produce section, with a cantaloupe. i didn't understand what the problem was, as i was holding the crushed cantaloupe and fully intended on paying for it.
cstu
Footballguy
cstu
Footballguy
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Thorn
Footballguy
We are playing jenga in the back of a liquor store. And betting on it. I am not making that up.
Sammy3469
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Matt Forte did an "Ask Me Anything" on Reddit today.
The top voted question is:
The top voted question is:
Matt did not answer.
El Floppo
Footballguy
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Listening to my wife doing a conference call with a bunch of other managers (from all over Cen/SoCal)
It's all about prepping for the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight.
I think D-Day took less planning.
It's all about prepping for the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight.
I think D-Day took less planning.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Frigging costs BW $5000 to air the fight. Need a reservation to attend. All sold out here. $20 cover charge. I bet it is a planning nightmare. Imagine all the boxing fans absent a reservation showing up and demanding to attend. Damn.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Yeah, it's pretty nuts.
They have to hire security. They've done that in the past for big UFC fights but this is unreal. Not to mention the location here draws a semi-rough crowd.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Come on....it's not Beaverton Rough. Tell your wife to step into this Thunderdome and report back.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
"you need to stop running your mouth and step your Crocs out to your Prius and go home"
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Pretty sure you nearly got us all kicked out of the sports book at Caesar's for giving a lap dance to that dude who already hated you.
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heckmanm
Footballguy
I posted on teh facebooks last night that the Bears should petition the league to let Kevin White wear a DB jersey number, so Cutler will be able to find him.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Lol
Somebody said they should give him #80 so fans can recycle their old Dez White jerseys.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Boobs
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
Just saw some dude on TV wearing the "Purrito" shirt.
strykerpks
Footballguy
He's so extreme, he has 2 X's in his name. Projects to about 900 TDs
Minniesootah FBGs, how good is the TE the Ravens drafted?
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Just this year or career? If it's the latter, wasted pick.He's so extreme, he has 2 X's in his name. Projects to about 900 TDs
Minniesootah FBGs, how good is the TE the Ravens drafted?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I'll add that not only does he have the 2 X's, but his name is Maxx so the two X's mean more. Like if a porn star's last name is Coxx or Coxxx. Or Koxx.He's so extreme, he has 2 X's in his name. Projects to about 900 TDs
Minniesootah FBGs, how good is the TE the Ravens drafted?
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
Just saw some dude on TV wearing the "Purrito" shirt.
