Well, yeah. Sure."Wake me up when he falls asleep and a rat climbs up his leg to chew his face off." *flips scarf rakishly over one shoulder*
Your oldest kid or oldest dog?I've seen dogs in heat with more self control than my oldest.
Fireworks from a boat in the bay are the best. DId it a few times in San Francisco.Page 3?
Happy 4th, reprobates!
Stupid Wednesday holiday. Just going to work today and knock off around 4 to take the boat out and watch fireworks.
I've done it on the Patapsco near Baltimore's Inner Harbor, though that was many years ago. I agree that it's the mostest awesome way to watch fireworks.Fireworks from a boat in the bay are the best. DId it a few times in San Francisco.
One item left on my bucket list is to rent a houseboat on Lake Havasau for the International Firework competition.I've done it on the Patapsco near Baltimore's Inner Harbor, though that was many years ago. I agree that it's the mostest awesome way to watch fireworks.
On the plus side, you might actually get laid by a thunderstormWe're getting strafed by thunderstorms, which is really cutting into my poolside scenery.
Got real in hereOn the plus side, you might actually get laid by a thunderstorm
On the other plus side, when you and I are sitting at a bar together, they call you the cute one.Got real in here
I notits what you did thereSex sells. In fact, you can't spell ADVERTISEMENTS without semen between the ####.
LOL. When I saw the language filter, I thought about posting again with more of an explanation, but I decided it would be funnier if I let you guys figure it out.I notits what you did there
Damn, just when I thought that vid was really weird Peter Dinklage walked by and made it really insane.
This is ridiculously cute.
This is ridiculously cute.
In the "not cute" realm, a bird flew into our front door and offed itself today. I can't think of many reasons to have a husband, but "disposing of dead creatures" would have to be right up there, so when I noticed it about six hours ago I left it there. Went to a friend's party and hoped maybe another creature would take it away in the meantime, but no dice. And then I got home and felt guilty that Mr. krista, who is working really hard right now, would get home from a long day and have to deal with it (he's squeamish), so I ended up taking it to the wooded area next door and giving it a little burial under some foxglove.
Now down to possibly no good reasons to have a husband. RIP Beaky McBadflyerson.
I did the same thing tonight, but with baby poop.This is ridiculously cute.
In the "not cute" realm, a bird flew into our front door and offed itself today. I can't think of many reasons to have a husband, but "disposing of dead creatures" would have to be right up there, so when I noticed it about six hours ago I left it there. Went to a friend's party and hoped maybe another creature would take it away in the meantime, but no dice. And then I got home and felt guilty that Mr. krista, who is working really hard right now, would get home from a long day and have to deal with it (he's squeamish), so I ended up taking it to the wooded area next door and giving it a little burial under some foxglove.
Now down to possibly no good reasons to have a husband. RIP Beaky McBadflyerson.
Hollow bones are the worst
I would have just put it in the outside trash or chucked it over a fence. Stupid mini dinosaurs.
The house we just moved out of had a big pine tree in front right next to the porch. My neighbor had a silver maple tree in the corner of his property. The maple had a branch that got really close to the pine.This is ridiculously cute.
In the "not cute" realm, a bird flew into our front door and offed itself today. I can't think of many reasons to have a husband, but "disposing of dead creatures" would have to be right up there, so when I noticed it about six hours ago I left it there. Went to a friend's party and hoped maybe another creature would take it away in the meantime, but no dice. And then I got home and felt guilty that Mr. krista, who is working really hard right now, would get home from a long day and have to deal with it (he's squeamish), so I ended up taking it to the wooded area next door and giving it a little burial under some foxglove.
Now down to possibly no good reasons to have a husband. RIP Beaky McBadflyerson.
Seems presumptuous.Officer Pete Malloy said:
Really upset at missing the photo op here. Farmers market wasn’t that big, and had the phone ready to go for once I found him again, but he disappeared into the crowd. It was truly a sight to behold.Epic Problem said:The day’s young, but seeing a Jets Favre jersey tucked into a pair of cargos, while at a farmers market in suburban Chicago might be hard to top
I read this as "have others as pets" - was going to like anywayMr. krista is watching - wait, watching and talking back to - an endless stream of otter videos and asking if we can move somewhere in Asia where we could have otters as pets.
I do like the food in Asia.
I hear Yemen is niceMr. krista is watching - wait, watching and talking back to - an endless stream of otter videos and asking if we can move somewhere in Asia where we could have otters as pets.
I do like the food in Asia.
See, you do still have a reason to have a husband!Mr. krista is watching - wait, watching and talking back to - an endless stream of otter videos and asking if we can move somewhere in Asia where we could have otters as pets.
I do like the food in Asia.