kevzilla
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Lots of people will be off all next week, so any Thanksgiving party at work is the week before.
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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (13 Viewers)
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mr. furley
Footballguy
we trick or treat on Halloween here in this corner of Wisconsin
some of the smaller municipalities do it on Sunday because they apparently hate the NFL
Henry Ford
Footballguy
I just received an email from the craziest member of my family detailing how each generation of my family is related to every famous person with my mother's last name. With cousin number/removal number. What is the appropriate response to this?
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
the sanctity of the day will ward away the evil spirits of kids in bad costumes begging for candy.
...tity ?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
No.
"Famous" is probably the wrong way to put this. "Has his or her own Wikipedia page and has been dead a long time" is probably closer.
Like if you got a mass email saying "Henry, James, and Wilson you three brothers are the fourth cousin six times removed from General Custer. And Karl and Jenny, you two are the third cousin four times removed from General Custer, and Betsy and Vernon, you are the fifth cousin five times removed from General Custer" and on and on and on for the twenty people cc'd on the email, dealing with about six different unbelievably distant dead relatives.
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Henry Ford
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Also:
Two cats were in a swimming race. One named "One Two Three" and one named "Un Deux Trois." Which one won the race?
Two cats were in a swimming race. One named "One Two Three" and one named "Un Deux Trois." Which one won the race?
RC94
Footballguy
If it were in my family I would either ignore, like I probably would for all of that person's communications, or I would mess with them. Depends on the relationship. Under no circumstances are you to take any of it seriously, though. Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Henry Ford
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El Floppo
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El Floppo
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bostonfred
Footballguy
I think the un du twa cat sank
You want to know how long ago that became a dad joke?
when it became apparent
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General Malaise
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Well, the 5'7" diabetic white kid who is almost a full year younger than some of his classmates made the JV2 hoops team as a freshman. Pretty proud of Coop, he worked hard for this.
The Spanish cat entered the race and started counting uno, dos,....and then poof.....he was gone without a tres.
cosjobs
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
ps I'm in Boston 22-28th. Let's get together this time. I think I'll be staying on Copley Sq. or in the theatre district.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
El Floppo
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OrtonToOlsen
Footballguy
Awesome. Somehow I have, over the last 20+ years, become a master at replacing disposals.
- Broke one in an apartment and figured the landlord would over charge me. Replaced it like a champ.
- Replaced an old one in a house I rented from my dad.
- Replaced one for my mom.
- Re-replaced same one as above when it died after 5 years. Mom actually still had receipt and it was under warranty.
- Replaced an ancient one when we moved into our condo 14 years ago.
- Replaced same one just a few months ago.
OrtonToOlsen
Footballguy
If a guy with no kids tells a dad joke...
(•_•)
Is he a
( •_•)⌐■-■
(⌐■_■),
Faux Pa?
OrtonToOlsen
Footballguy
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Henry Ford
Footballguy
You can’t get into someone’s psychology with insults like that.
(•_•)
That’s just
( •_•)⌐■-■
(⌐■_■),
shade and Freud.
OrtonToOlsen
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
mrip541
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El Floppo
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5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
cosjobs
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Dickies
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cosjobs
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the rover
Footballguy
cosjobs
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Henry Ford
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General Malaise
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Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Need some wine advice as I got drafted to bring it for Thanksgiving dinner. Turkey, a metric tonne of starches, and some vegan stuff are being served.
My knowledge of wine is basically that I know not to bring the 7 bottles of TJ Swan a friend & I drank one night in 1978.
My knowledge of wine is basically that I know not to bring the 7 bottles of TJ Swan a friend & I drank one night in 1978.
badmojo1006
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badmojo1006
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Henry Ford
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mr. furley
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Henry Ford
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krista4
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General Malaise
Footballguy
If you have a Costco there you can look for Evolution from Sokol Blosser which is a white blend and very solid for the $$. You can probably find it without a Costco. On the red side, a nice Pinot Noir would work well. Plenty from your buddy GM's neck of the woods that price between 15-25 that will pair perfectly with turkey.
General Malaise
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krista4
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Rustoleum
Footballguy
1988 me would have gone with grape MadDog and Sprite, but the young ladies all preferred Boone’s Farm or Bartles and James.
roadkill1292
Footballguy
If you have the time there's a winery not far from you, Fox Meadow, that makes a great blended white. But you can't go very wrong if you bring a bottle of Riesling, either.
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
"Oh, baby YOUUUUUU....YOU GOTWUTAHNEEEEEEEEED......mr. furley said:
Unless it requires video. In that case #### right off."
- furls
