Man of Constant Sorrow
Footballguy
If you could have convinced them to have a real dual - 20 paces an all; well...that'd been cool...or cooler, perhaps.
Well..yes..but if you go to more enlightened areas they mix it up.I'm assuming most of those are requested at dueling piano bars everywhere.
I miss Buck Owens.Against my better judgement I went to yet another dueling pianos thing last night. It was my wife’s idea. My older sister and her friend went too.
Now keep in mind these things can be fun if done right. The two dudes were talented but their shtick was stale.
The worst part? It was here. I really hate my town sometimes and last night was brutal. This town hasn’t had a good musical moment since before Buck Owens decided to do Hee Haw.
Let us then, you and I, run down the requests from this crowd:
Piano Man
Friends in Low Places
I Love This Bar
Africa
Hello (Adele)
Why Dont We Get Drunk and...
That Shallow Lady GaGa thing
Boheiman Rhap (classic but it has been beaten to death)
Dont Stop Believing
Hotel California
Living on a Prayer
and many more...just send $19.99 to K-Tel for 2 LPs or 8 tracks
Is it strange that I remember where I was when I heard that he died?
YesIs it strange that I remember where I was when I heard that he died?
Sorry buddy. I wish you didn't have to find out this way.Buck's dead?
It was 4 am, and I was getting ready to cook a hog. A friend of mine showed up and dropped that bombshell on me. That was not my best pig, and I'm sure it wasn't a coincidence.
Wait...does FBG staff know bout this?Alvin Edgar Owens aliaswho the hell is Buck Owens?
Sincere gl.Been a ####ty, nothing's gone right day- closing w text from friend that set up the wife and I, that she's got breast cancer (on top of MS).
Retograde Mercury or something.
Tomorrow will be better.
I'm sorry to hear that. She has my best wishes.Been a ####ty, nothing's gone right day- closing w text from friend that set up the wife and I, that she's got breast cancer (on top of MS).
Retograde Mercury or something.
Tomorrow will be better.
sounds glorious11 months ago I started a job that has me working from my home office. I come to realize that I pretty much only leave the house (Mon-Fri) when I walk my dog several times a day. That's kinda sad.
Well, it is official. He asked her today and she said yes. She sounded so happy on the phone between the tears of joy.My daughter's bf just called me and asked if I would give my blessing to marry her. Very nice.
And yes I said OK.
I did almost exactly that for 6 years (well, dog only for 2). It was awesome at first....but it kinda got old, honestly.sounds glorious
I'll bet this was even funnier sandwiched by the Hee-Haw jokes.
That's forkin awesomekevzilla said:Working from home is great. When the password I reset yesterday didn't work this morning, I could curse properly
No fudging waykevzilla said:Working from home is great. When the password I reset yesterday didn't work this morning, I could curse properly
Bruhhhhhduhmane @datdbagTakes a big man to admit he has a small penis.
Not to mention a metric #### ton of dirtbag ambulance chaser attorneys.heckmanm said:BTW, Florida apparently has so many uninsured drivers and fraudulent claims that they have to charge absurd premiums. She got a newer car after the accident (not sure if related but ran into electrical/battery problems shortly after). The monthly premium for that is about what my wife and I pay for 2+ months of coverage on TWO cars.
@-fish-Well..yes..but if you go to more enlightened areas they mix it up.
A few weeks ago we were in Long Beach and my drunk wife requested “any Pixies”. One of the players (an African-American lady) said “Holy (crap) I have never had a request like this! I love this band!” Then she played a very respectable “Here Comes Your Man”.
And more than a few people in the crowd sang along and cheered. Here? It would have fallen on deaf ears.
BUT these two guys played a solid version of “Scenes from an Italian restaurant”. Sue me...I like that song.
Same thing happens to me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I ask my wife to pull up directions on Google Maps when we are driving.I googled the weather last night for Johnson City. I could not believe how cold it was supposed to get. I decided I should go ahead and wash some cold weather clothes, including a nice plaid flannel shirt. This morning I'm looking at that weather report again, and I see it was for Johnson City TN.
I hear you, brother. Now if you guys will excuse me, I have to jab some medicine into my thigh.Mostly weeping for my lost youth.