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Cranberry picking?I'm waving from Bandon now, but you'll really need to squint to see me. Tousle fatguy's hair for me, please.
Cranberry picking?I'm waving from Bandon now, but you'll really need to squint to see me. Tousle fatguy's hair for me, please.
I see your crap song and raise you bad guy by Billie Eilishcan anyone explain to me how this "she's sweet but a psycho" song got greenlit?
what a horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible pile of crap
It sounded like a bunch of inaudible mumbling to meDude that’s a great song
How’s your lawn?It sounded like a bunch of inaudible mumbling to me
So glad there are subtitles. Makes so much more sense now.I see your crap song and raise you bad guy by Billie Eilish
Ha! Not in any deliberate way. I made a poor assumption that, because I was slightly less banged up than @General Malaise (actually true), I could hold him up and assist him down a concrete staircase (actually false).Osaurus said:So GM, did @Thorn beat you up Derby weekend?
Big Bratislava fan, eh? I enjoyed it too. Hanging in my office (actually looks little like your derby pic with GM):Ha! Not in any deliberate way. I made a poor assumption that, because I was slightly less banged up than @General Malaise (actually true), I could hold him up and assist him down a concrete staircase (actually false).
he looks like he's gettin' kind of heavy.Ha! Not in any deliberate way. I made a poor assumption that, because I was slightly less banged up than @General Malaise (actually true), I could hold him up and assist him down a concrete staircase (actually false).
4 is what I have before my showerbeer. Let it go fam, you got thisThis is normally about the time I arrive at the bar, but tonight I'm four Captain and diets deep already. I'm sure this will be fine, and I won't wind up at a strip club or anything.
Meh. I liked this chick better when she was Fionna Apple. *yaaaawn*Dude that’s a great song
Don't know if I'd go that far, especially since my two-year-old son is walking around saying "I'm a bad guy" awkwardly forcefully these days after hearing the song a couple times.Dude that’s a great song
I thought it was pretty clear. He had sex with Phil Knight.wait.. what?
i bought one of these for my wife for mothers day, just what i need...a 5th kid
This reminds me of the show my wife watched on TLC about 10 years ago where women would go to the restroom thinking they had to take the dump of the century and oops, a baby gets baptized.
Now I have that to worry about too. Great.tommyboy said:Apparently if you buy a Fitbit you get pregnant.
No. THAT'S not why.
hanging fatball.Man of Constant Sorrow said:Yes.Am I a tool
electric bike? exercise?Doctor says I need to exercise more, so I bought an electric bike after trying one out. Anyone else have one of these?
You do have to make sure you don't fall off.electric bike? exercise?
Yeah. You still pedal, but the motor assists on hills and stuff so you can choose how much effort you want to put in at any given time. I live at the top of a long, steep hill and it's discouraged me from riding my bike since I don't generally want to ride a mile and a half uphill at the end of each trip. This would make me more likely to ride my bike around town, for trips to the store, things like that.electric bike? exercise?
I see...makes senseYeah. You still pedal, but the motor assists on hills and stuff so you can choose how much effort you want to put in at any given time. I live at the top of a long, steep hill and it's discouraged me from riding my bike since I don't generally want to ride a mile and a half uphill at the end of each trip. This would make me more likely to ride my bike around town, for trips to the store, things like that.
That's me. I just tore cartilage in my ribs playing 36 holes of golf in two days."pedal assist" ... Yeah...great for hills, and if you're really out of shape, a good way to work your way back in.
all the cool kids in the neighborhood are rolling around on those fat wheels.That's me. I just tore cartilage in my ribs playing 36 holes of golf in two days.
I first saw this bike skiing...there was some guy riding it around in the snow and it looked really fun. Rented one for a day and decided I wanted it. Took me a year to finally pull the trigger.
Got this delivered today. Now I have to assemble it. @proninja want to help me out?
But I'm a sick mf'er. All jokes are ultimately dependent on the audience. I don't know jack squat about Facebook groups, but something tells me this joke wouldn't fly there.Need a second opinion on whether this was funny. Local facebook group. Someone posted "Who hires 16 year olds?"
My answer: "Pedophiles."
as the parent of young kids, I'll say this- of course it's funny.Need a second opinion on whether this was funny. Local facebook group. Someone posted "Who hires 16 year olds?"
My answer: "Pedophiles."
Roverkid getting discharged on Memorial Day!
Yeah, my blood pressure was really elevated. They said the anxiety was driven by my blood pressure.as the parent of young kids, I'll say this- of course it's funny.
that's fantastic news!
how have you been doing? panic-attack related stuff normalizing?
sorry to hear man, so what led up to this?OrtonToOlsen said:Hey, here’s a first...
After 24 years in education I had a kid threaten my life yesterday.
Shocking I know.
I 'd bet money it had something to do with the fact that he still hasn't graduated after all this time.sorry to hear man, so what led up to this?
did you insult Post Malone?
I'd normally laugh this off... but these days- ####.OrtonToOlsen said:Hey, here’s a first...
After 24 years in education I had a kid threaten my life yesterday.
Shocking I know.
not really. sort of. a little. yes.-fish- said:Need a second opinion on whether this was funny. Local facebook group. Someone posted "Who hires 16 year olds?"
My answer: "Pedophiles."