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No, your mom was booked. I ended up having to double park my schlong on her a ss later that night.Hard to find a date at a 1 room school house in frontier country?Just kidding. I never went to the prom.As a chaperone or as?
Here http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/09/10/nyregion/10ALTparking.533.jpgwatNo, your mom was booked. I ended up having to double park my schlong on her a ss later that night.Hard to find a date at a 1 room school house in frontier country?Just kidding. I never went to the prom.As a chaperone or as
For real. Either you laid your #### on top of another man's, or you're horrible at metaphors.
When your tire is flat, then you sign up. Not much point in signing up when you don't need anything from them.Annyong said:
just used it tonight. stupid starter crapped out on me. towed it to the mechanics, ubered home.Annyong said:
Do you have to go over to his house to change lightbulbs for him too? Gotta keep the old folks off ladders.'26 for mineMy dad was born in 1929
One of us kids probably should, but my guess is he just does it himself before any of us gets there to see it.Do you have to go over to his house to change lightbulbs for him too? Gotta keep the old folks off ladders.'26 for mineMy dad was born in 1929
Oh, and by way of an update, my 84 year old mom, who broke her femur in two places right below the hip socket in early April, is now walking without a cane some of the time and walking darn well with one. Her goal is to be back to normal by the end of August. I wouldn't put it past the tough old broad.
The following phrases completed my buzzword bingo card:
It's embedding internet connectivity into things that aren't usually considered as "computer" type devices. e.g., the "smart home" where you can use a phone app to adjust your thermostat while you're away.
