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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (15 Viewers)
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
the rover
Footballguy
On bread, not a bun
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Most of these seem to be on buns.
It also appears they were invented by somebody who didn't know how to cook.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
So... just browned ground beef without anything in it? Sounds like a ghetto taco. And tacos are pretty ghetto already.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
bostonfred
Footballguy
It's like a taco for people who live in an area without Mexicans
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
The first time I ever heard of a loose meat sandwich was when Rosanne Barr and Tom Arnold were opening up a restaurant.
The term "loose meat" and Rosanne Barr.
I'm never trying one.
The term "loose meat" and Rosanne Barr.
I'm never trying one.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
You really have to be a disgusting sicko to get that obese eating total garbage like that.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
kevzilla
Footballguy
You really have to be a disgusting sicko to get that obese eating total garbage like that.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
C'mon. You are in Texas. It is easy to get fat there because the food is awesome.
You really have to be a disgusting sicko to get that obese eating total garbage like that.
mr roboto
Footballguy
That's exactly Iowa.
kevzilla
Footballguy
Perhaps, but I like a loose meat sandwich with Miracle Whip, too.C'mon. You are in Texas. It is easy to get fat there because the food is awesome.
You really have to be a disgusting sicko to get that obese eating total garbage like that.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
:XPerhaps, but I like a loose meat sandwich with Miracle Whip, too.C'mon. You are in Texas. It is easy to get fat there because the food is awesome.
You really have to be a disgusting sicko to get that obese eating total garbage like that.
cosjobs
Footballguy
You realize that was a tv character, right?
You really have to be a disgusting sicko to get that obese eating total garbage like that.
cosjobs
Footballguy
What fruit would you add to compliment?:XPerhaps, but I like a loose meat sandwich with Miracle Whip, too.C'mon. You are in Texas. It is easy to get fat there because the food is awesome.
You really have to be a disgusting sicko to get that obese eating total garbage like that.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
I used to live in Illinois. They were fictional characters, sure, but also so real.You realize that was a tv character, right?
You really have to be a disgusting sicko to get that obese eating total garbage like that.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Was wating for this.What fruit would you add to compliment?:XPerhaps, but I like a loose meat sandwich with Miracle Whip, too.C'mon. You are in Texas. It is easy to get fat there because the food is awesome.
You really have to be a disgusting sicko to get that obese eating total garbage like that.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Well, it's the damndest thing. Quick recap.
- Jan. 2014, I get a parking ticket on a Sunday with my family. I paid for parking, but the ticket was for placing the parking receipt in the wrong window. Ticket was for $39.
- In my typical adolescent, temper-tantrum centric behavior, I wrote a check for $39, but included a sketch of my middle finger, told the court that I had paid for parking, told them to go to hell and wrote "prison rape" on the memo line of the check. I might or might not have put a booger somewhere on the check, which I might or might not have circled with a message saying "this is a booger".
- Check for $39 is cashed. It's reconciled.
- About a year later, I get a letter from the court saying the Judge reviewed my letter, found me guilty and was increasing my fine to $139. If I wanted to talk to the judge in person and find out why he did what I did, I could set up a court date. Pass.
- I hemmed and hawed, did some research on the Judge, learned he has a history of doing this, had some articles written about him, saw some law professor or some such say this was unconstitutional and decided to file this letter in the recycling bin.
- About a month later, I get a letter from the State of Oregon saying I now owe $150 to the court and will face serious business consequences if I didn't pay.
- I gave up the ghost and paid. They got me by the balls. Check for $150 sent to the state, no middle finger, no boogers, no curse words.
- Two weeks later I get a refund check from the division of parking for $90.
Weird.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Then it became realYou realize that was a tv character, right?
You really have to be a disgusting sicko to get that obese eating total garbage like that.
In later seasons of the American sitcom Roseanne, Roseanne Conner (Roseanne Barr) co-owns a restaurant called the "Lanford Lunch Box" in the fictional town of Lanford, Illinois, which specializes in loose meat sandwiches.[6] The inspiration for Lunch Box was a real-life restaurant called Canteen Lunch in the Alley in Ottumwa, Iowa.[7] In 1993, Roseanne and then-husband Tom Arnold opened Roseanne and Tom's Big Food Diner (based on the fictional Lanford Lunchbox) in Eldon, Iowa (less than 20 miles southeast of Ottumwa's Canteen Lunch), also specializing in loose meat sandwiches.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Did someone disparage tacos?
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
I used to live in Illinois. They were fictional characters, sure, but also so real.You realize that was a tv character, right?
You really have to be a disgusting sicko to get that obese eating total garbage like that.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I used to be on that
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Amy seems fun.
On The Rocks
Evil Conservative
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Ground beef tacos are pretty ghetto.
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Eat these probably once a week
Although I usually have the bigger tortillas so I guess that makes them burittos
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Back to work today. Total bull####.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I think I'm going to have chipotle for lunch.
How can you be anti-ground beef tacos? Hate pizza too? Steak?
How can you be anti-ground beef tacos? Hate pizza too? Steak?
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Let me guess, they don't like helmet nachos either
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
I got a bowl of corn at Comisky...actually true and one of the best ballpark foods I've had
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I bet we would get along really well in real life up until I killed you.Annyong said:
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Sloppy Joe. I had a Sloppy Joe for lunch. Last one, too. :(
