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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (22 Viewers)
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CGRdrJoe
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You're name is not Michael is itI woke up the other day and my belly button was itchy. I went to scratch it and there was stuff in it. It was this like crusty stuff that was like it was some dried up blood and some clear booger-like substance. Have now had it 3 mornings in a row. How soon am I going to die?
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arrow1
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You're name is not Micheal is itI woke up the other day and my belly button was itchy. I went to scratch it and there was stuff in it. It was this like crusty stuff that was like it was some dried up blood and some clear booger-like substance. Have now had it 3 mornings in a row. How soon am I going to die?
El Floppo
Footballguy
why not add a Y into that name while you're at it.You're name is not Micheal is itI woke up the other day and my belly button was itchy. I went to scratch it and there was stuff in it. It was this like crusty stuff that was like it was some dried up blood and some clear booger-like substance. Have now had it 3 mornings in a row. How soon am I going to die?
CGRdrJoe
Footballguy
why not add a Y into that name while you're at it.You're name is not Micheal is itI woke up the other day and my belly button was itchy. I went to scratch it and there was stuff in it. It was this like crusty stuff that was like it was some dried up blood and some clear booger-like substance. Have now had it 3 mornings in a row. How soon am I going to die?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Are you fat? I've had it happen before. Probably scratched it going knuckle deep to clean out lintI woke up the other day and my belly button was itchy. I went to scratch it and there was stuff in it. It was this like crusty stuff that was like it was some dried up blood and some clear booger-like substance. Have now had it 3 mornings in a row. How soon am I going to die?
If you're not fat probably the plague
General Malaise
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Navel AIDS.Are you fat? I've had it happen before. Probably scratched it going knuckle deep to clean out lintIf you're not fat probably the plagueI woke up the other day and my belly button was itchy. I went to scratch it and there was stuff in it. It was this like crusty stuff that was like it was some dried up blood and some clear booger-like substance. Have now had it 3 mornings in a row. How soon am I going to die?
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Not fat. Plague sounds funAre you fat? I've had it happen before. Probably scratched it going knuckle deep to clean out lintIf you're not fat probably the plagueI woke up the other day and my belly button was itchy. I went to scratch it and there was stuff in it. It was this like crusty stuff that was like it was some dried up blood and some clear booger-like substance. Have now had it 3 mornings in a row. How soon am I going to die?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Good skiing in Alabama this winter? Good wine crop? How's that literacy rate, still near Mississippi's? I'd rather have bubonic AIDS and live in Oregon than look like Stu and live in Alabama.Oregon has reported 8 cases of plague in the past 20 years.Not fat. Plague sounds funAre you fat? I've had it happen before. Probably scratched it going knuckle deep to clean out lintIf you're not fat probably the plagueI woke up the other day and my belly button was itchy. I went to scratch it and there was stuff in it. It was this like crusty stuff that was like it was some dried up blood and some clear booger-like substance. Have now had it 3 mornings in a row. How soon am I going to die?
Another reason no one loves the state.
-fish-
Footballguy
Alabama: home of dried up bloody jizz in your belly button.Good skiing in Alabama this winter? Good wine crop? How's that literacy rate, still near Mississippi's? I'd rather have bubonic AIDS and live in Oregon than look like Stu and live in Alabama.Oregon has reported 8 cases of plague in the past 20 years.Not fat. Plague sounds funAre you fat? I've had it happen before. Probably scratched it going knuckle deep to clean out lintIf you're not fat probably the plagueI woke up the other day and my belly button was itchy. I went to scratch it and there was stuff in it. It was this like crusty stuff that was like it was some dried up blood and some clear booger-like substance. Have now had it 3 mornings in a row. How soon am I going to die?
Another reason no one loves the state.
use a towel, spunkbelly.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Did I post this yet? If so, listen to it again. One the best covers I've heard in years. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ymIUz6njjpY
krista4
Footballguy
That's the reservation I ended up making, though I don't think the 153-mile trip from O'Hare to Urbana during Friday rush hour would take two hours. :( Doesn't matter now; I had to cancel my trip due to work. Not able to get the day off tomorrow and can't make it to Urbana in time by leaving Saturday. The good news is I've made other plans to see my cousin out this way soon.
Hawks64
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
I tried about 2.5 years ago, but it didn't take. I do have a very easy and laid-back job compared to anything I used to do, and I work from my couch, but still there are BS work things now and then.
Hawks64
Footballguy
Rustoleum
Footballguy
For almost never using my gmail account, I sure get a lot of weird stuff not intended for me, random vacation pictures, invites to play with a band, a picture of a fish, but the latest is the "family" will and trust.
I should just ignore it, but part of me really wants to write myself in and send it back, or demand to know why I don't get grandma's pie safe (haven't bothered downloading all the various attachments yet, but the will originates from somewhere in North Carolina, so there's got to be a pie safe right?)
I should just ignore it, but part of me really wants to write myself in and send it back, or demand to know why I don't get grandma's pie safe (haven't bothered downloading all the various attachments yet, but the will originates from somewhere in North Carolina, so there's got to be a pie safe right?)
krista4
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
bentley
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
:500:
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
= a bunch of chubby, middle-aged, average, dilwads rating the crap out of young girls that they couldn't touch with a 50 foot pole.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
The movie Fury is ####### awesome. 
El Floppo
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
For future reference, you can fly into Bloomington these days without too much trouble or extra cost. You're probably connecting in O'Hare, but once you get there it's a straight shot over and minimizes the drive through IL squeal country.krista4 said:
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Banging a crazy chick on his boat?Rustoleum said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Had to connect through MSP to get there on Delta, which added more time to the total trip than just driving from O'Hare, plus I hate connections and also hate those little commuter planes. Nonstop to O'Hare minimized my plane time and also would allow me to take a nice Alaska Airlines plane.
:bloomingtonchat:
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
500!
