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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (18 Viewers)
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ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Would be kind of cool if GM named one of his kids "Vontaze Malaise".
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Well, he'll probably have 3-4 more before he's done so...
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
GM - weak in pigment, strong in sperm count
Rustoleum
Footballguy
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Cats are the worst
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Hey YSR.
BTW - what would happen if GM's supersperm met YSR's powerwomb?
BTW - what would happen if GM's supersperm met YSR's powerwomb?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
HARD DELETE
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
Of course I did.
For some reason, the Chamber names their Austinite of the year months before the award ceremony. A few years ago they named Lance. And then more stuff came out before the awards where even the most ardent apologists had to admit the guy was a crook. Such an awkward luncheon.
On the other hand, everybody I know that has met him says he's a complete ****, so it's hard to feel too bad for him.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Pfft. GM's sperm isn't that impressive.
My third kid was conceived despite the use of a condom. Of course, I immediately got a vasectomy after that. Great timing.
That was a decade ago.
Wife 2.0 has been feeling odd recently and her monthly visitor was a bit tardy, so she took a pregnancy test on a whim.
For those of you scoring at home, that is three children from my ex-wife, two step-kids and potentially another one with Wife 2.0 for a grand total of six.
I am about to mix up a Drano cocktail.
(She did take a second test that came back negative, but since I am involved, I assume that one is wrong). FML.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
http://foghornleghornquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/Foghorn-on-the-Farm-300x225.jpgPfft. GM's sperm isn't that impressive.
My third kid was conceived despite the use of a condom. Of course, I immediately got a vasectomy after that. Great timing.
That was a decade ago.
Wife 2.0 has been feeling odd recently and her monthly visitor was a bit tardy, so she took a pregnancy test on a whim.
For those of you scoring at home, that is three children from my ex-wife, two step-kids and potentially another one with Wife 2.0 for a grand total of six.
I am about to mix up a Drano cocktail.
(She did take a second test that came back negative, but since I am involved, I assume that one is wrong). FML.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
the rover
Footballguy
I've never met your wife. Just wanted to get that on the record here. Carry on.Pfft. GM's sperm isn't that impressive.
My third kid was conceived despite the use of a condom. Of course, I immediately got a vasectomy after that. Great timing.
That was a decade ago.
Wife 2.0 has been feeling odd recently and her monthly visitor was a bit tardy, so she took a pregnancy test on a whim.
For those of you scoring at home, that is three children from my ex-wife, two step-kids and potentially another one with Wife 2.0 for a grand total of six.
I am about to mix up a Drano cocktail.
(She did take a second test that came back negative, but since I am involved, I assume that one is wrong). FML.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Good game so far. Rooting for our Tigers but it's a little tough since I'm sort of almost related to the Bama long snapper...but not really.
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Chemical X
Footballguy
gm's thread about procreation.
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
I made a chromosome joke
krista4
Footballguy
I need our Tigers to win so that I don't end up with 666 points in my bowl-season confidence pool.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
I need our Tigers to win so that I don't end up with 666 points in my bowl-season confidence pool.
krista4
Footballguy
I didn't know we had this emoticon. Should've used it.I need our Tigers to win so that I don't end up with 666 points in my bowl-season confidence pool.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
tommyboy
Footballguy
my wife told me yesterday she might be pregnant, with ahem, #5. i'm 48, she's 46 wtf?Pfft. GM's sperm isn't that impressive.
My third kid was conceived despite the use of a condom. Of course, I immediately got a vasectomy after that. Great timing.
That was a decade ago.
Wife 2.0 has been feeling odd recently and her monthly visitor was a bit tardy, so she took a pregnancy test on a whim.
For those of you scoring at home, that is three children from my ex-wife, two step-kids and potentially another one with Wife 2.0 for a grand total of six.
I am about to mix up a Drano cocktail.
(She did take a second test that came back negative, but since I am involved, I assume that one is wrong). FML.
tommyboy
Footballguy
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Nah. My older brother was married to this kid's mom for about a year back in the 80s. This kid is from the mom's 2nd husband. And my younger son played with him on a yoot football all star team.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
You Sean Kemps know what causes pregnancies, right?
bostonfred
Footballguy
Second wives and gambling?
kevzilla
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
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RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Yeah. In case you were speed reading and didn't notice this little detail: I've been snipped. But perhaps having sex every day for the past 54 weeks is tempting fate.Officer Pete Malloy said:
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Shawn Kemp, fucco.
Although he may have a son named Sean. Nobody knows!!!
Although he may have a son named Sean. Nobody knows!!!
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Kid was ridiculous then, ridiculous now.I remember you giving me a heads-up about him.
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bostonfred
Footballguy
Sounds exhausting
