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So she has taken three pregnancy tests. Two have come back negative, one positive.

But I am certain the negatives are just the Fates taunting me. I am fairly certain she is pregnant.

The worst part is that she really wanted to have a baby with me and I was adamant that we would not. So I am really upset, while it is her dream come true. Tough to not feel like a ####heel for being so upset. But I am.

 
So vascetomies don't work?
From a little research, apparently 1 in every 4,000 or so spontaneously re-connect over time.

As noted earlier, I also managed to conceive a child while using a condom (properly). The failure rate there is about 2%.

So my joint probability here is about 1 in 200,000.
It's like winning the lottery, only the opposite in every way.

 
That Binion's waitress who decided the Dolly Parton look was never going out of style? She's still here. She's 75 if she's a day.

 
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