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Didn't like the 4runner? Thought they were indestructible, preferred vehicle if the Taliban

I bought it for that reason (indestructibilty not Taliban). We might have gotten a lemon.

"Hey guys, that chick who overpays for cars is in with her 4Runner...what should do to it this time?"

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Long lost anti porn PSA from 1962 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XjBA00p0YuY&feature=youtu.be.

If you don't want to watch the whole thing, skip to about 20 mins. TD;DW...looking at 1962 porn will drive you to kill a 5th grader.

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just before christmas I went to my local bar and some woman walked in the door with legs up to here and a great dress. she seemed to be on a date but at the end of the night came up to me and gave me her number.

went out with her tonight and she was hotter than I remembered.

asked what she did for new year's and she told me, and said it was the first new year's she ever celebrated.

Me: so you were a jehovah's witness?

Her: yes.

Me when did you leave the church?

Her: when I left my husband.

Me: so right before I met you?

Her: yes.

Me: so, you were a jehovah's witness your whole life until a month ago?

Her: yes, is that a problem?

If Ii wasn't going to hell before, I am now.

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just before christmas I went to my local bar and some woman walked in the door with legs up to here and a great dress. she seemed to be on a date but at the end of the night came up to me and gave me her number.

went out with her tonight and she was hotter than I remembered.

asked what she did for new year's and she told me, and said it was the first new year's she ever celebrated.

Me: so you were a jehovah's witness?

Her: yes.

Me when did you leave the church?

Her: when I left my husband.

Me: so right before I met you?

Her: yes.

Me: so, you were a jehovah's witness your whole life until a month ago?

Her: yes, is that a problem?

If Ii wasn't going to hell before, I am now.

She must have been prettayyy pent up.

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just before christmas I went to my local bar and some woman walked in the door with legs up to here and a great dress. she seemed to be on a date but at the end of the night came up to me and gave me her number.

went out with her tonight and she was hotter than I remembered.

asked what she did for new year's and she told me, and said it was the first new year's she ever celebrated.

Me: so you were a jehovah's witness?

Her: yes.

Me when did you leave the church?

Her: when I left my husband.

Me: so right before I met you?

Her: yes.

Me: so, you were a jehovah's witness your whole life until a month ago?

Her: yes, is that a problem?

If Ii wasn't going to hell before, I am now.

http://www.jwfacts.com/watchtower/quotes/oral-anal-sex.php
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Seemed kinda prescient, the way he swung the camera over to the wreck that was just about to happen.

I thought so too. Maybe the camera guy heard the car coming or honking or brakes. Whatever.

It's from three years ago. I don't think it ended well for the driver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWuijgoR2F0

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Seemed kinda prescient, the way he swung the camera over to the wreck that was just about to happen.

I thought so too. Maybe the camera guy heard the car coming or honking or brakes. Whatever.

It's from three years ago. I don't think it ended well for the driver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWuijgoR2F0

from that youtube page... for more, go here: http://Twitter.com/FactorFake

something about that name... dunno.

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Seemed kinda prescient, the way he swung the camera over to the wreck that was just about to happen.

I thought so too. Maybe the camera guy heard the car coming or honking or brakes. Whatever.

It's from three years ago. I don't think it ended well for the driver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWuijgoR2F0

Yeah. Fake.

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