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Let's go no emergency hospital stays in foreign countries for now.

I know that if I was going to get emergency brain surgery, Thailand would be very high on my list of places for it to happen, somewhere just above Moldova and the Sudan.

How do they decide which countries get "the" before it?

The Netherlands

The Sudan

The Bahamas

Also, how come "baby" oftentimes doesn't get an article? "Gentle on baby's skin." Which baby? Any baby?

You ok?

As compared to what

'ninja?

too soon?

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Let's go no emergency hospital stays in foreign countries for now.

I know that if I was going to get emergency brain surgery, Thailand would be very high on my list of places for it to happen, somewhere just above Moldova and the Sudan.

How do they decide which countries get "the" before it?

The Netherlands

The Sudan

The Bahamas

Also, how come "baby" oftentimes doesn't get an article? "Gentle on baby's skin." Which baby? Any baby?

You ok?

As compared to what

dunno. stuff.

decent

good talk

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Let's go no emergency hospital stays in foreign countries for now.

I know that if I was going to get emergency brain surgery, Thailand would be very high on my list of places for it to happen, somewhere just above Moldova and the Sudan.

How do they decide which countries get "the" before it?

The Netherlands

The Sudan

The Bahamas

Also, how come "baby" oftentimes doesn't get an article? "Gentle on baby's skin." Which baby? Any baby?

You ok?

As compared to what

'ninja?

too soon?

I had the same thought, but he's always had a pretty solid sense of humor. I'm going with it.

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Let's go no emergency hospital stays in foreign countries for now.

I know that if I was going to get emergency brain surgery, Thailand would be very high on my list of places for it to happen, somewhere just above Moldova and the Sudan.

How do they decide which countries get "the" before it?

The Netherlands

The Sudan

The Bahamas

Also, how come "baby" oftentimes doesn't get an article? "Gentle on baby's skin." Which baby? Any baby?

Any different than "mom will love getting flowers from 1-800-Flowers" or "makes a great gift for dad"?

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Oh, good news, everybody. I'm officially dating the French whore.*

*at least, I think so. I'm never all that sure about these things, and this time there's a language/culture gap in addition to my complete lack of understanding for women's thought processes.

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Let's go no emergency hospital stays in foreign countries for now.

I know that if I was going to get emergency brain surgery, Thailand would be very high on my list of places for it to happen, somewhere just above Moldova and the Sudan.

How do they decide which countries get "the" before it?

The Netherlands

The Sudan

The Bahamas

Also, how come "baby" oftentimes doesn't get an article? "Gentle on baby's skin." Which baby? Any baby?

The Iraq

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Oh, good news, everybody. I'm officially dating the French whore.

Does she smell like a ####-ton of perfume?

she's a classy French whore. showers, shaves...the whole nine yards.

Just answer the question, Froglover.

no. pleasant girly smell, but not a ####-ton of perfume.

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Oh, good news, everybody. I'm officially dating the French whore.

Does she smell like a ####-ton of perfume?

she's a classy French whore. showers, shaves...the whole nine yards.

Just answer the question, Froglover.

no. pleasant girly smell, but not a ####-ton of perfume.

Can't be a French whore then.

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Oh, good news, everybody. I'm officially dating the French whore.

Does she smell like a ####-ton of perfume?

she's a classy French whore. showers, shaves...the whole nine yards.

Just answer the question, Froglover.

no. pleasant girly smell, but not a ####-ton of perfume.

Can't be a French whore then.

Times change, Archdouche Franz. It's not WWI any more.

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For shuke. Not work safe but no actual nudity.

Not sure why that is for just Shuke.

Future eat off material?

Do you just switch between profiles at random? I have been trying to detect a pattern, but I'm not Rainman (i.e. Pickles).

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For shuke. Not work safe but no actual nudity.

Not sure why that is for just Shuke.
Future eat off material?

Do you just switch between profiles at random? I have been trying to detect a pattern, but I'm not Rainman (i.e. Pickles).

My bet is different devices have separate logins because of course.

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For shuke. Not work safe but no actual nudity.

Not sure why that is for just Shuke.

Future eat off material?

Do you just switch between profiles at random? I have been trying to detect a pattern, but I'm not Rainman (i.e. Pickles).

I'm guessing it depends on what device he's using

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For shuke. Not work safe but no actual nudity.

Not sure why that is for just Shuke.
Future eat off material?

Do you just switch between profiles at random? I have been trying to detect a pattern, but I'm not Rainman (i.e. Pickles).

My bet is different devices have separate logins because of course.

Mostly this. Sometimes I switch because I go into the Bernie Sanders thread and I only have Tim on ignore on one login but not the other.

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Went to Ruth's Chris bar with a buddy tonight. Had a Manhattan, glass of house red and a petite rib eye. And it was prettay prettay prettay good. More than I'd like to spend generally, but my belly feels sublime.

Petite?

Loser

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Went to Ruth's Chris bar with a buddy tonight. Had a Manhattan, glass of house red and a petite rib eye. And it was prettay prettay prettay good. More than I'd like to spend generally, but my belly feels sublime.

Petite?

Loser

Uh, yeah...I did more things to my body Thur-Mon than most rockstars don't do in a month. On Monday night I was pooping neon green liquid every hour and throwing up water. An apple this morning was the only food item I kept down since Sunday morning. I couldn't eat a donut hole out of Heidi Klume's cooter if I wanted to. Loser? What I performed tonight was a miracle considering what I went through.

I also had some bread.

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Went to Ruth's Chris bar with a buddy tonight. Had a Manhattan, glass of house red and a petite rib eye. And it was prettay prettay prettay good. More than I'd like to spend generally, but my belly feels sublime.

Petite?

Loser

Uh, yeah...I did more things to my body Thur-Mon than most rockstars don't do in a month. On Monday night I was pooping neon green liquid every hour and throwing up water. An apple this morning was the only food item I kept down since Sunday morning. I couldn't eat a donut hole out of Heidi Klume's cooter if I wanted to. Loser? What I performed tonight was a miracle considering what I went through.

I also had some bread.

:wub:

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Went to Ruth's Chris bar with a buddy tonight. Had a Manhattan, glass of house red and a petite rib eye. And it was prettay prettay prettay good. More than I'd like to spend generally, but my belly feels sublime.

Petite?

Loser

Uh, yeah...I did more things to my body Thur-Mon than most rockstars don't do in a month.

Weekend at Ron's?

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Hello Henry Ford. Welcome back!

What are your thoughts on Thai ladyboys?

I think Thai ladyboy elephant polo might be the best thing that has ever been put on the internet.

god help the person that looks through my search history.

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