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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (21 Viewers)

So my company's receptionist walked past my desk smiling, and commented "Nice apples". I instinctively look down at my chest, puzzled. I glanced around to see if any other colleagues heard her rude remark, then I noticed the stash of fruit in the corner of my desk that I always forget to eat. I'm glad that I'm super observant, it saved me an embarrassing phone call with HR.

 
What on a dude could be referred to as "nice apples" in the first place?  

(I mean, unless your testes were hanging out.  Cuz at that point you're just fishing for compliments.)

 
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Also, I'd like to say I cannot believe ####(part of the male anatomy that actually generates the reproductive pudding) is filtered, while testes isn't, alas I am not.  

It's a natural part of the body, FCS!  Wonderful and beautiful, just like God/Vishnu/Thor/Gilgamesh/Flying Spaghetti Monster/whoever intended.  

 
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5-ish Finkle said:
Also, I'd like to say I cannot believe ####(part of the male anatomy that actually generates the reproductive pudding) is filtered, while testes isn't, alas I am not.  

It's a natural part of the body, FCS!  Wonderful and beautiful, just like God/Vishnu/Thor/Gilgamesh/Flying Spaghetti Monster/whoever intended.  
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I know it's tame by Internet standards but we like to keep things PG around here

-J

 
proninja said:
I'm thinking the same after #2. Mostly selfish because I'd like to get this phase of life over with. 
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I have 3 and beg my wife every day to let me get snipped before I pull a GM

 
proninja said:
I'm thinking the same after #2. Mostly selfish because I'd like to get this phase of life over with. 
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Oh I understand. After nearly 3 years of no preggos my wife was bummed but I was kinda glad. Then right after we move 350 miles away and get rid of every single piece of baby related stuff (crib, high chair, clothes, maternity clothes, pump... ####### everything)...  SUPPLIES!!!!

 
Any of you knobs want to cornhole in Vegas for Week One (or Two) of the NFL season? I asked in the Wagering Thread, but realized I haven't herded all the cats yet.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
So many new folks posting in here. Great to see. Welcome, all!

Wait - where are about 7 regulars?
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Are we supposed to know who these aliases are?  I'm totally confused now. :(

I know Sconch...none of the rest.

 
IMAX 3D said:
I have 3 and beg my wife every day to let me get snipped before I pull a GM
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Seriously, for all you guys with wives or all you women with men who think they should have just one more, please come over to my house for a weekend.  You'll never even sit on the same side of the room again.  It's torture.  I've been in the office since 7:30am.  On a Saturday.  This is better than home.

 
General Malaise said:
Seriously, for all you guys with wives or all you women with men who think they should have just one more, please come over to my house for a weekend.  You'll never even sit on the same side of the room again.  It's torture.  I've been in the office since 7:30am.  On a Saturday.  This is better than home.
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I got my snip job when my boys were like 6 and 4.  I might be a dummy but I'm not stupid.

 
General Malaise said:
Seriously, for all you guys with wives or all you women with men who think they should have just one more, please come over to my house for a weekend.  You'll never even sit on the same side of the room again.  It's torture.  I've been in the office since 7:30am.  On a Saturday.  This is better than home.
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Bunch a lightweights in here.  I have five 10-year olds. 

 
IMAX 3D said:
I have 3 and beg my wife every day to let me get snipped before I pull a GM
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After our 4th I told my wife I was going to get snipped and she had a meltdown and started crying. Said we might lose the 4th one even though she was 4 months old and healthy.

7yrs later, still shooting live ammo

 
Breakfast tacos and a bottle of champagne this morning. About to take a powerful nap and then watch the Rangers sweep the Cardinals.

GoT tonight makes for a perfect day.

 
Binky The Doormat said:
Well, I guess I'll go g rated and say what did you specifically have to eat.  
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Thanks, my friend.

Let's see.......

Had a sampler plate of assorted German sausages (I swear I'm playing it straight here) with some kick-### sauerkraut for lunch.

Dinner was the infamous crab-loaded pretzel, a half dozen oysters on the half shell, and we split a plate of Schweinebraten/potato dumplings/sauerkraut.

Breakfast, both of us had Chesapeake Eggs Benedict.

All of it - every last thing we ate - was amazing.

For those whose minds are in the gutter, almost everything I posted above can be turned into a euphemism for ease-of-smuttiness. 

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Thanks, my friend.

Let's see.......

Had a sampler plate of assorted German sausages (I swear I'm playing it straight here) with some kick-### sauerkraut for lunch.

Dinner was the infamous crab-loaded pretzel, a half dozen oysters on the half shell, and we split a plate of Schweinebraten/potato dumplings/sauerkraut.

Breakfast, both of us had Chesapeake Eggs Benedict.

All of it - every last thing we ate - was amazing.

For those whose minds are in the gutter, almost everything I posted above can be turned into a euphemism for ease-of-smuttiness. 
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Sampler plate of assorted German sausages is the name of my Berlin cover band.

 
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