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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (9 Viewers)

Homer J Simpson said:
FYI I couldn't get into my old email account.  New one is TacoCalzone @ gmail

Please send me nudie pics since I have no access to pornogrphy.  It's making Homer something something.
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fer reals?  I have like 3-4 dummy forrestmail accounts with years of archived smut.  Vids, powerpoints, pdfs, pics....I'll send you the info.  Man, I've been waiting YEARS for this sort of foresight to pay off.

 
General Malaise said:
All of my likes.  The person leaving an empty tub of ice cream in the freezer can go right to hell as well.  S'matter with you people?  That's so mean.
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My wife will leave a tenth of a serving (like, the serving size on the package, not a "serving") left of anything so she's not the one who "ate all the ice cream."

 
General Malaise said:
I've spent about 2 work hours going through old Forrestmails....this is the greatest rabbit hole smut chase of all time.  My god, there are THOUSANDS of emails.  I can't believe I actually have a job.
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I had a "best of" forrestmail on an usb drive that disappeared when we moved five years ago. Pretty pissed.

 
Ignoramus said:
My wife will leave a tenth of a serving (like, the serving size on the package, not a "serving") left of anything so she's not the one who "ate all the ice cream."
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She could commit mass murder and she'd still be known as the person who leaves a tenth of a serving of everything so she won't be the one who ate the last of it,  because that's way worse.   

 
General Malaise said:
I've spent about 2 work hours going through old Forrestmails....this is the greatest rabbit hole smut chase of all time.  My god, there are THOUSANDS of emails.  I can't believe I actually have a job.
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seriously.  i was on that mailing list.  i'm unsure if/how you or tanner were/are employed.  although tanner doesn't really work.

 
DA RAIDERS said:
seriously.  i was on that mailing list.  i'm unsure if/how you or tanner were/are employed.  although tanner doesn't really work.
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Trading stocks was a lot like flying a plane. Very busy taking off and and landing, but once 32,000 feet in the air and cruising, a lot of downtime just watching lights blink and making sure nothing crashes.  

 
The director of a nonprofit I work with pro bono just broke off her engagement and asked me to lunch to discuss her ex-fiancee "and a bill I'm thinking of trying to put together for the legislature."

This is a trap, right?

 
Soootch said:
cant remember if I mentioned it but I put in my 2 weeks notice on Monday.  it's amazing how unproductive I've been since then (and I was pretty unproductive before).  I kind of just sit around drinking coffee/tea/water and answering a few questions in between surfing the internet or playing games on my phone
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aka work

:oldunsure:

right?

 
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