Henry Ford
Footballguy
Come visit Louisiana and let me play you the song of my people.Nobody does.
Come visit Louisiana and let me play you the song of my people.Nobody does.
I'm not saying I've had more than half a box. But I'm not saying I haven't either.Corn dog better definitely more filling than a bun. Regular corn dogs? Six on a dare.
Sure, but how did you know I had a deposition earlier in the day?Man you must have had a raging semi.
I've never intentionally eaten ketchup. The whole process involves sucking everything that is good and wholesome out of the noble tomato and replacing it with a bunch of sugar and other artificial ####.People forget that someone in the original GMTAN claimed to have never eaten ketchup. I think that happened. Right?
Real ketchup is just tomatoes sugar vinegar and some seasoning. Boil it, puree it strain it and add water to reach desired consistency. Basically same process as tomato sauce or spaghetti sauce but you liquefy itI've never intentionally eaten ketchup. The whole process involves sucking everything that is good and wholesome out of the noble tomato and replacing it with a bunch of sugar and other artificial ####.
Yep. It will be interesting to see where this all goes.JFC that is ####### nuts.
A million times yes.sausage covered in pancake>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>corn dog
I'm a little surprised a man of your refined dietary tastes wouldn't know more about the cooking of the corndog. Per the box:Were you cooking it over a Bic lighter?
Living Like a Founding Father Left Me Drunk and Covered in Leeches
Our nation's 240th birthday bonanza, the Fourth of July, is right around the corner. Because I am blessed with a boundless love for America and the noble dudes who founded it, I decided the best way to honor them was to spend four days living like they would have in 1776.
As delightfully patriotic as that sounded on paper, I didn't consider the fact that John Adams chugged a few mugs of hard cider each morning, that Ben Franklin spent an hour a night waggling his dirty **** out of his window, or that George Washington was so convinced that bloodletting was the key to health that he let his doctor slice him open until his veins ran dry.
By day four of my experiment, my liver was calling for surrender like Cornwallis at Yorktown, my unwashed body emitted a stench so revolting that my roommate refused to sleep in our apartment, and I was covered in piss because chamberpots have a surprisingly steep learning curve. I also had oozing sores on my stomach that refused to heal. My patriotism, though, was at an all-time high. Here's what happened.
You seem like you know what you're doingI'm a little surprised a man of your refined dietary tastes wouldn't know more about the cooking of the corndog. Per the box:
Preheat oven to 375. Place corndog on rack. If frozen, cook for 22-25 minutes. Let sit for 2 minutes before enjoying.*
*I probably should have heeded this one. I went in too soon. Now I have some sort of burn on my bottom right gums that looks like periodontal disease.
Not true.Nobody does.
Outstanding
So hot.
Is it possible to masturbate to yourself? I'm asking for a friend. A friend named Troy Aikman.
Only if you finish in a zigzag patternIs it possible to masturbate to yourself? I'm asking for a friend. A friend named Troy Aikman.
Can confirm.Is it possible to masturbate to yourself? I'm asking for a friend. A friend named Troy Aikman.
bar down? outside closed?are hosting some kind of "wine tasting" event at their house tonight, complete with about 15 shrieking yentas
I'm married. No way I'm getting out of it that easy.bar down? outside closed?
Pack of Drunken Jews is my Beastie Boys/Tom Waits mashup band.I'm married. No way I'm getting out of it that easy.
Plus, my bed is sort of inside the domicile where they'll be shrieking until, probably, 3 AM. I'd have to come back to it eventually.
And "outside' is meaningless to this particular pack of drunken Jews. You may be able to hear them on the moon.
Call the socialiteThe bartender looks like a 50-year old California surfer on meth, and he's the best looking dude in the joint. I bet I could score here.
That would be epic!We should get 5ish's Jews and DaRaiders rednecks together for a while.
He's just trying to get a bigger tip.The bartender looks like a 50-year old California surfer on meth, and he's the best looking dude in the joint. I bet I could score here.