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HELLO FROM REHAB!!!!   Not sure if anything's been shared but Sunday dinner at my parents' a couple weeks ago was in fact an elaborate ruse to stage an intervention.  Actually it wasn't very

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1 minute ago, sports_fan said:

I didn't realize that. Is there a limit to how high it can go? Is triple chocolate the max?

I really don't know.  I'm not some kinda chocolate expert here. I'm just applying common sense.  

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44 minutes ago, sports_fan said:

What makes something double or triple chocolate versus just regular chocolate?

Usually two or three types of chocolate or 2x or 3x as much cacao in the chocolate.

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6 minutes ago, Henry Ford said:

Usually two or three types of chocolate or 2x or 3x as much cacao in the chocolate.

My attendant at Applebee's told me this the other night when we ordered the triple chocolate moose.  That's not a misprint.

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Cal cleaned out his backpack today for school and handed me a certificate he received last year for being "most honest".  That means both my boys received this same award last year. I hope to God that they give this to every kid or we're in more trouble than I thought.

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Just now, St. Louis Bob said:

I was  about to call it an evening then Mrs. SLB just started screaming at the boys for ####### off and not sleeping.  Might be here ah-while.

I fully support your wife on this one.  

Boys -QUIT ####### AROUND AND LET YOUR PARENTS DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT YOUR ASSES!!!!

Thank you.  Mommy and Daddy love you.

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5 minutes ago, Binky The Doormat said:

I fully support your wife on this one.  

Boys -QUIT ####### AROUND AND LET YOUR PARENTS DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT YOUR ASSES!!!!

Thank you.  Mommy and Daddy love you.

Pretty much it, GB.  I would make them pay for insolence and wake them up early tomorrow but it's supposed to be raining and might sleep in myself.

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2 minutes ago, Abraham said:

K4---> WHy are you being so unmurdery?

Oh ####..I had just typed a response of confusion and then watched more of BiP. :lmao:  I have to rewind for this.

I'll take you down to Chinatown!

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Just now, krista4 said:

Oh ####..I had just typed a response of confusion and then watched more of BiP. :lmao:  I have to rewind for this.

I'll take you down to Chinatown!

I'll punch a friend if I have to...I've done it before.

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7 hours ago, Abraham said:

He smelled his own drawers after ####ting his pants.  I am not a fancy man, but I have now seen EVERYHING.

Am I wrong, here?  He smelled them, put them on and put some baby powder in them?

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One week of freedom from the shackles and chains I call a family.  One glorious week.  Dropped them all off at the harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrport at 5:30am.  Did I go straight into work like a good employee?  The hell I did.  Went straight to McDonalds, got TWO of their breakfast sandwiches, tried to figure out how to work the smart TV at home so I could watch porn in giant TV glory, gave up that perplexing boondoggle and used my phone like some sort of filthy animal and then walked to the office like Sacamano does every day.  Bar trivia tonight after a happy hour at BW3.  Also on tap this week, Top Golf opens up and I just happen to know two of the smoking hot bartenders.

#WeekOfGM

 

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We have a family vacation at the end of the month.  I thought about coming home early because "I wasn't sure if I could get enough time off" at the new job but it ended up working out that I can go the whole time

After GM's post I'm kinda regretting it, although I'm sure all I would have done on those days is jerked it twice and get drunk and play on my phone and I can pretty much do all of that up there

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30 minutes ago, SofaKings said:

Is that what I heard in North Oakland County GM?  

If by 'that' you mean the thunderous noise of tyrant twins who like to make the types of noises that can both shatter glass and cause AC/DC levels of deafness, then yes, there probably there right now.  Enjoy them.  Don't send them back here.  

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Seattle real estate:

You might recall we bought in February 2014 and sold in November 2014.  Despite only owning for nine months, our sale price was over 10% more than our purchase price.

Out of curiosity, I (regrettably) looked today to see what the Zillow estimate is on the place.  In the 21 months since we sold, it is up another 32%. :shock:  I know Zillow can be off, so I looked at some of the recent comps Zillow showed, and that price is clearly legit.

Not saying I wish we'd waited, but...sheesh.

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Just now, krista4 said:

Seattle real estate:

You might recall we bought in February 2014 and sold in November 2014.  Despite only owning for nine months, our sale price was over 10% more than our purchase price.

Out of curiosity, I (regrettably) looked today to see what the Zillow estimate is on the place.  In the 21 months since we sold, it is up another 32%. :shock:  I know Zillow can be off, so I looked at some of the recent comps Zillow showed, and that price is clearly legit.

Not saying I wish we'd waited, but...sheesh.

T&P, Leona.

 

Soooooo...kidding.

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1 minute ago, Sconch said:

T&P, Leona.

 

Soooooo...kidding.

I want to go into your Spotify thread, but I saw you had some undesirables in there.  Conflicted.

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3 minutes ago, krista4 said:

Seattle real estate:

You might recall we bought in February 2014 and sold in November 2014.  Despite only owning for nine months, our sale price was over 10% more than our purchase price.

Out of curiosity, I (regrettably) looked today to see what the Zillow estimate is on the place.  In the 21 months since we sold, it is up another 32%. :shock:  I know Zillow can be off, so I looked at some of the recent comps Zillow showed, and that price is clearly legit.

Not saying I wish we'd waited, but...sheesh.

You should buy in Vancouver. Market is insane. 

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Just now, Abraham said:

You should buy in Vancouver. Market is insane. 

Way too late for that, from what I've seen when there.  Then again, I would have said the same about parts of Seattle, and clearly I was wrong.  Hopefully this will flow out into the sticks where I am now, not that I intend to sell anytime soon (which I know is shocking).

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1 hour ago, Abraham said:

You should buy in Vancouver. Market is insane. 

Not for long.  They just passed a 15% foreign buyer tax. And most of the buyers are Chinese nationals getting their money out of China.

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13 minutes ago, tommyboy said:

Not for long.  They just passed a 15% foreign buyer tax. And most of the buyers are Chinese nationals getting their money out of China.

That will have no effect.  The Chinese use Vancouver to launder their money. Most of the buyers are multi millionaires at a minimum. 

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