"At least you won't have to deal with twins."So I just learned that my paralegal had a miscarriage. She had not announced the pregnancy. I knew something was up medically, but was only just informed by the office manager about it. What, if anything, do I say when she returns to work? :(
It's OK; you're a ginger, so you were going there anyway."At least you won't have to deal with twins."
I am going straight to hell.
No kidding. Worse than condiment talk.What the hell is with all the hugging around here lately?
canned are awfully awful. The other two, anything but.whoa.. fresh, canned or hallucinogenic?
I know, right? One of the last lucid memories of the day you came to coshole was YSR telling us "Well? Go hug her!". Although..... I'm certain I hugged St Louis Bob more that weekend than anyone else - so maybe the hug thing started then.What the hell is with all the hugging around here lately?
I'm just glad that catsup is dying out in favor of ketchup.No kidding. Worse than condiment talk.
Pretty sure you would eat the cow patty where they grow if need be.Listen, I'd eat a rhino scrotum if it caused hallucinogenic effects. So if it's a mushroom I have to eat to enjoy the band Phish, then mushrooms I will have. I just don't want them as a delicacy.
Woo my neighbor thread has really thrown us all for a loopWhat the hell is with all the hugging around here lately?
Probably why I hug everybody.Pretty sure you would eat the cow patty where they grow if need be.
Let me know if it works.
Must say I didn't really expect our two resident cat ladies to be so anti-hugging.No kidding. Worse than condiment talk.
There is a pizza place near me that offers the option of canned or fresh mushrooms as a topping. I'm always like, who would purposely choose canned?canned are awfully awful. The other two, anything but.
HeathensThere is a pizza place near me that offers the option of canned or fresh mushrooms as a topping. I'm always like, who would purposely choose canned?
Must say I didn't really expect our two resident cat ladies to be so anti-hugging.
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So I walk out of the supermarket yesterday and put the bags in my car. Just as I'm opening up the driver's side door this Korean guy approaches me holding out some sort of business card. He says "Excuse me, sir." I'm halfway just about in the car but I figure I'll be civil and see what he wants. Maybe he's just going to hand me a card that says 'Jesus Loves You' or something.
He hands me the card and says "I've just opened up a new business down the street...". The card reads something like 'A-1 Relaxing Massage Therapy'. I tell him "Thanks. I'll pass this on to my wife." I figured that would be it.
This is when it gets weird. The guy says "Oh yeah, your wife, you, whatever, I do great massage."
Then he reaches out and starts to massage my shoulder and says something like "Ohh! See, tense!"
Now in case I've never mentioned it I DO NOT LIKE PEOPLE TOUCHING ME. The only exceptions are my wife and some sort of medical professional. I mean lap-dances make me uncomfortable and not in a good way.
So Kato's got his meathook all over my clavicle and I'm just stunned. I mean it was so out of the blue I was almost paralyzed. I think I gave him one of these looks.
After what seemed like 10 seconds, but was probably more like 2, I said 'easy there', closed the car door, and backed out without even looking at Kim Jong Ill-Advised
Of course the first thing I think is "That dude was hitting on me. Is that his MO? Grope strange men in the parking lot under the pretext of promoting his massage business?" But as I drive away I see him talking to some dumpy, middle-aged woman and he reaches out and starts rubbing her arm!
Then I went home, burned the shirt I was wearing and took a 2-hour long pumice shower.
whats the ruling if you're a brunette and you dye your hair red?It's OK; you're a ginger, so you were going there anyway.
Was at a bachelor party last weekend. There was a big todo about one guy not wanting to got the strip club.I DO NOT LIKE PEOPLE TOUCHING ME I mean lap-dances make me uncomfortable and not in a good way.
you're a heathenUm, no offense cause I know your hearts are in the right place, but there is no ####### way I am hugging her. For one, she is a work subordinate. For two, and more importantly, she never told me she was pregnant, so I can't imagine she would be cool with me presuming that I have that kind of, I don't know what, personal cache with her, to do that.
I really just want to know if I say anything. I don't want her to think I don't care, but I also want to respect her privacy/need to keep it together.
Oh, make no mistake....I am not doing this by choice. Not even remotely close to that. I honestly think I'd prefer being shot. If my industry wasn't so gaddam flaky, and didn't require flitting around chasing money unless you want to live in a place that I think is the armpit of the world, I'd happily drop anchor somewhere interesting and never budge until I died.I moved last summer. Two doors down. I had almost 5 full months to move. It sucked rocks and I'm never moving again the rest of my life. You nomads, I don't understand you at all. Moving is worse than mushrooms.
you may have GB Thorn confused with GB UnialiasWait, the guy squatting under the overpass has a "work subordinate"? And she's a "paralegal"? Is that some kind of transient slang for "meth'd out stadium trash?" I think just going to go with that, regardless.
Link?I swear, I have no idea how Krista and Mr. Krista move so often.
We had our RE broker here today to tell us what we need to do to get the house ship shape for listing.
Holy ####. What a nightmare.
On the plus side, I just learned how to get stubborn hard water stains off a shower door via Google.
fwiw: I had one that was much, much worse today."At least you won't have to deal with twins."
I am going straight to hell.
You were drunk.I swear I just saw GM at a Del Taco in Phoenix.
Margaritas and cheeseburgers?"You shall not pass...the buffett table."
They can't both live beneath an overpass?you may have GB Thorn confused with GB Unialias
Fat Gandalf gets whatever he wants or "Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!!" And you don't want that.Margaritas and cheeseburgers?
Is he related to HeavyMatt?Fat Gandalf gets whatever he wants or "Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!!" And you don't want that.
Maybe it's the hugway.What the hell is with all the hugging around here lately?
Thanks for the invite.PS - Austin peeps, you have a hell of a town.
I'll have you know that I'm part of the landed gentry. But am still jelly of our GB unialias.you may have GB Thorn confused with GB Unialias
Seems excessive but I forget what full punishment allowed is. I know we had a crazy judge in one nearby city that was notorious for giving the full sentence allowed by lawproninja said:I have a lawyer question:
I interviewed a guy who is looking to get a job in advance of going to jail for 4-6 months for a DUI. If he gets a job, he can be on work release for it. If not, full time jail. That seems like a pretty stiff sentence for a one time thing. Is that sentence usually reserved for people who have done it a few times, or can a first timer get hit for that too?
I want to hire him because I believe people deserve a second chance, but I don't want to buy myself a problem, because he's not *that* overqualified.
Washington has pretty harsh DUI laws but also allows a 1 time deferred prosecution. The fact that he's going to jail either means it isn't his first or he refuses to quit drinkingproninja said:I have a lawyer question:
I interviewed a guy who is looking to get a job in advance of going to jail for 4-6 months for a DUI. If he gets a job, he can be on work release for it. If not, full time jail. That seems like a pretty stiff sentence for a one time thing. Is that sentence usually reserved for people who have done it a few times, or can a first timer get hit for that too?
I want to hire him because I believe people deserve a second chance, but I don't want to buy myself a problem, because he's not *that* overqualified.
If you're not going to the champagne room, it's not worth doing. Might as well set money on fire.And to be fair, its not really the touching that bothers me. Its being around a bunch of horny men, while I'm being touched by a woman, that bothers me and I'm not about to drop dime for the champagne room
I was told there was no sex in the champagne roomIf you're not going to the champagne room, it's not worth doing. Might as well set money on fire.
I don't know man, the guy was eating ALL the poop.You were drunk.