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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (17 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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Sorry, my friend - that came out wrong.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Boobs
Bob Sacamano
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Fish's friend seems smart.
Limp Ditka
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bostonfred
Footballguy
Especially the one who just said "roumalaid (sp?)"
I honestly don't know if he was going for remoulade, lemonade, marmalade, roommate laid, general malaid or what. I would guess remoulade but the juxtaposition is just too much.
El Floppo
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oh... I figured it was rum-ade. already on my third. I think it was developed in florida.
Leeroy Jenkins
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Healthy boy born at 556am on election day. So there is hope.
-fish-
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joker
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El Floppo
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there it is! fantastic news!
Congrats!... I mean... it wasn't a surprise or anything, right?
El Floppo
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Bob Sacamano
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I feel like some of us may not be on the same page here.
Bob Sacamano
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I meant the 22 y-o Friend of Trump
Uruk-Hai
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bostonfred
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Uruk-Hai
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El Floppo
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just the right combo of chill, funk and thoughtful anger I needed.
and that goes for the slacks too.
Uruk-Hai
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El Floppo
Footballguy
buttery angry?
lol... just remembered that floppinha used to say she was "buttery" when she really had to poop. "I'm buttery!". she also still says "whobody"... "whobody ate my halloween candy!?"
5-ish Finkle
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Notebook updated: Never accept a scone from Flop's kid.El Floppo said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
I SAID HE WAS EATING SHRMIP AND LOBSTER!1111111111111 YOU DON'T DIP THAT FANCY STUFF IN LEMONADE, FRED.bostonfred said:
General Malaise
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I think the page he found her on was the back page.Bob Sacamano said:
JUST KIDDING FISH! DON'T STOP SENDING THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODZ
General Malaise
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CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE, RICK.
General Malaise
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Who's better than us?
[SIZE=48pt]WHOBODY![/SIZE]
[SIZE=48pt]WHOBODY![/SIZE]
General Malaise
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mr. furley
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lost a filling on friday
got it replaced today
took them 6 shots to numb my face
starting to wear off now.
feels like someone hit the side of my face with a nuclear missile
fun times
got it replaced today
took them 6 shots to numb my face
starting to wear off now.
feels like someone hit the side of my face with a nuclear missile
fun times
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Samuel Stephenbostonfred said:
General Malaise
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Dan Lambskin
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I think a few of us are pro cat. I have one left, he kind of sucks though. Wife says no more
Pro:
I guess they're fluffy and low maintenance Cons : Cat barf, cleaning litter box, shedding, cat barf, cat considers you a lesser being, cat barf
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Also I recall a long @General Malaise rant about constant reminders from his vet or petsmart or something to get Jinx's butthole checked
CGRdrJoe
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so....um... I was googling strip club specials for veteran's day and stumbled upon a stripper club forum that seems to have only female members. I plan to investigate it a bit more on my commute home, I'm actually excited for the vanpool ride home now...fml I've gotten old
Bob Sacamano
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5-ish Finkle
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belljr
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Limp Ditka
Footballguy
I remember hearing that wombats are fun.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yes, don't declaw them. IMO. Just trim their nails with the same thing you use. Give them a scratching post too. Not their fault you've trapped them inside your house. Honestly, if you can, let them out to enjoy cat life. They will come back for food. Unless a coyote gets them or they find wherever K4 is living because the cat will choose her over you, which will happen when they dine on rib roast and crab and contemplate boat buying all day.
I'd probably get another cat one day. Cool cats are great, but dickish cats that are so fat they can't clean their bungholes leaving little poo prints when they sit on your furniture like a circular hand-stamper a bouncer gives you really blows.
General Malaise
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St. Louis Bob
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General Malaise
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My mom loved ferrets. We had about 7 of them I can remember, including the esteemed Ferret Fawcet. Some were cool; others were nightmares. I always enjoyed it when buddies would crash at my house after a night of partying and I'd neglect to tell them about the free roaming ferrets that would think nothing of climbing into bed or on the sofa with them. Friend of mine from Arkansas awoke screaming in a thick southern accent "FORREST!!! THERE'S A ####### SQUIRREL ON ME!!!!". 
