PGA Tour Thread: 2019 Season Ends

[Apple Jack 4,944]

Sergio looking at possible suspension on the Euro Tour after being DQ'd in Saudi Arabia for gouging 5 greens deliberately. Still a 16 year old db.

And wtf are they doing holding an event in Saudi Arabia?

[Binky The Doormat 12,953]

30 minutes ago, Apple Jack said:

Sergio looking at possible suspension on the Euro Tour after being DQ'd in Saudi Arabia for gouging 5 greens deliberately. Still a 16 year old db.

And wtf are they doing holding an event in Saudi Arabia?

wow - pretty weird.  Like really weird.  

[heckmanm 4,452]

On 1/5/2019 at 11:05 PM, mr roboto said:

@John Bender 

Could you update the thread title?

So he finally changes the title away from the Waste Management Open...

the week of the Waste Management Open?

[Binky The Doormat 12,953]

2 hours ago, heckmanm said:

So he finally changes the title away from the Waste Management Open...

the week of the Waste Management Open?

JB timing.

[heckmanm 4,452]

11 minutes ago, Binky The Doormat said:

3 hours ago, heckmanm said:

So he finally changes the title away from the Waste Management Open...

the week of the Waste Management Open?

JB timing.

Or the raccoons trying to throw us off the trail

[NREC34 3,561]

 Azinger replacing Johnny. Eh, not bad I guess. Wondering why he left abc

[The General 25,048]

Rickie Fowler getting screwed big time if I'm hearing this right.

[gump 2,087]

What the he!!

[NREC34 3,561]

Just now, The General said:

Rickie Fowler getting screwed big time if I'm hearing this right.

He should’ve just replayed it from where he was. More green to work with. 

[The General 25,048]

Are they saying he's getting another penalty for the ball that he placed rolling back into the water?

[Binky The Doormat 12,953]

2 minutes ago, The General said:

Rickie Fowler getting screwed big time if I'm hearing this right.

yeah, but did that jackass tell him he got another stroke penalty for causing the ball to move???

Edited February 3, 2019 by Binky The Doormat

[snore 306]

Just now, The General said:

Rickie Fowler getting screwed big time if I'm hearing this right.

Man this hole is a disaster for him.  Gonna give back a bunch of strokes. Can’t believe that ball just rolled right into the hazard. 

[Binky The Doormat 12,953]

THIS IS SO ####### STUPID.  

[The General 25,048]

Yeah that's dumb.

[snore 306]

At least he drilled the putt.  Gonna make this a close finish though. 

[gump 2,087]

4 minutes ago, Binky The Doormat said:

yeah, but did that jackass tell him he got another stroke penalty for causing the ball to move???

Yea that was ridiculous...

[Binky The Doormat 12,953]

rooting hard for Rickie now - was just kinda before.

[The General 25,048]

5 minutes ago, Binky The Doormat said:

yeah, but did that jackass tell him he got another stroke penalty for causing the ball to move???

I missed that. If so he handled that pretty well.

[The General 25,048]

Fowler got to be raging on the inside.

[Binky The Doormat 12,953]

If I'm Rickie, I'm telling Buzzcock to get the #### away from me unless he's got some extraordinarily good news.  

[Binky The Doormat 12,953]

If you don't cause the ball to move, you shouldn't be penalized - what a giant load of horse####.  

[Uruk-Hai 7,622]

7 minutes ago, Binky The Doormat said:

If you don't cause the ball to move, you shouldn't be penalized - what a giant load of horse####.  

I don't watch a ton of golf, but I don't think I've ever seen that before. 

[The General 25,048]

Nice weather.

[Apple Jack 4,944]

52 minutes ago, NREC34 said:

 Azinger replacing Johnny. Eh, not bad I guess. Wondering why he left abc

ABC dropped golf. Tirico, Azinger and Faldo were the best booth team I've heard.

[heckmanm 4,452]

3 minutes ago, The General said:

Nice weather.

Is it going to cut down on the drunk noise @16?

[NREC34 3,561]

3 minutes ago, Apple Jack said:

ABC dropped golf. Tirico, Azinger and Faldo were the best booth team I've heard.

Ok. I’m definitely out of the loop

[The General 25,048]

4 minutes ago, heckmanm said:

Is it going to cut down on the drunk noise @16?

Will allow the hardcore drunks to shine.

[The General 25,048]

This final group feeding off each other's suckness.

[Binky The Doormat 12,953]

18 minutes ago, Uruk-Hai said:

I don't watch a ton of golf, but I don't think I've ever seen that before. 

never have any of those professionals.  so unbelievably stupid

[Uruk-Hai 7,622]

18 minutes ago, Apple Jack said:

ABC dropped golf. Tirico, Azinger and Faldo were the best booth team I've heard.

Tirico is so good at everything. He may not be the absolute best at any given sport (though I'd rank him first in several myself, including golf), but he's better at all of them in total than anyone I've come across. 

[The General 25,048]

Folwer back in charge. Wet greens played havoc on these guys chips shots.

[NREC34 3,561]

Ricky in the church pew!

[belljr 11,294]

Come on Rickie

[belljr 11,294]

Ho hum pitch

[NREC34 3,561]

These guys are good 

[belljr 11,294]

Is Allison there? Asking for a friend

[belljr 11,294]

Stupid rain coat ....

[Quint 2,241]

On 2/2/2019 at 10:52 PM, Binky The Doormat said:

wow - pretty weird.  Like really weird.  

Sergio Tantrum in a bunker

And no suspension incoming.

 

[Johnny Rock 1,922]

What a DB.

The meltdown in the bunker wasn’t even part of the disqualification. I’d love to see video. It has to be out there. 

It will be brutal at the Ryder Cup. 

Did the King cut off his feet as a sentence?

[grateful zed 1,502]

what kind of grass do they use in saudi?

i hope it is environmentally friendly.

[Leroy Hoard 14,085]

On 2/3/2019 at 1:21 AM, Apple Jack said:

Sergio looking at possible suspension on the Euro Tour after being DQ'd in Saudi Arabia for gouging 5 greens deliberately. Still a 16 year old db.

 

Isn't he the same db who spit in the hole a few years back?

[grateful zed 1,502]

7 minutes ago, Leroy Hoard said:

Isn't he the same db who spit in the hole a few years back?

i friend of mine pooped in one once.  

[Leroy Hoard 14,085]

2 minutes ago, grateful zed said:

i friend of mine pooped in one once.  

Maybe one day they will meet.

[Johnny Rock 1,922]

1 hour ago, Leroy Hoard said:

Isn't he the same db who spit in the hole a few years back?

Yes

[The General 25,048]

1 hour ago, grateful zed said:

i friend of mine pooped in one once.  

I would beat that guy with my 3 iron, can’t hit that club anyways.

[grateful zed 1,502]

5 hours ago, Leroy Hoard said:

Maybe one day they will meet.

in hell.

[Binky The Doormat 12,953]

3 hours ago, grateful zed said:

9 hours ago, Leroy Hoard said:

Maybe one day they will meet.

in hell.

where they have to play golf 24/7 through eternity and can only hit shanks

ETA:  out of the sand.  With a 1960s gag gift that hooks their balls when they lift their heads. 

Edited February 5, 2019 by Binky The Doormat

[Grahamburn 2,106]

Saw David Feherty's "Off Tour" show last night.  I think I may have gone in with low-ish expectations, but I was blown away by his delivery and story telling.  He had me and my group rolling several times. 

[gump 2,087]

Phil running...don’t see that every day.

[belljr 11,294]

19 minutes ago, gump said:

Phil running...don’t see that every day.

Was there a Mister Softee driving by?