World's Longest Resume? (1 Viewer)

The Noid

Avoid me!

• Oct 14, 2015

• #1

I always crack up at the acronym-swinging that people do with their LinkedIn profiles or in their e-mail signatures, but I think this guy and his 18-page resume is hard to top:

http://ia.unm.edu/pdf/brody_richard.pdf

 

Officer Pete Malloy

Footballguy

• Oct 14, 2015

• #2

"OK, now sell me this pen."

 

17seconds

root of all aliai

• Oct 14, 2015

• #3

That isn't even a resume. It's a list of accomplishments.

 

N

ntz08

Footballguy

• Oct 14, 2015

• #4

i laughed at "minge" and stopped reading

 

BroncoFreak_2K3

sucker for Orange

• Oct 14, 2015

• #5

My ex-boss had one that was 17 pages. He referred to it as his "Amplified Resume". Very similar to this one.

 

Thorn

Footballguy

• Oct 14, 2015

• #6

Looks like a curriculum vitae, not a resume.

 

Mr. Pickles

Footballguy

• Oct 14, 2015

• #7

I've seen academic curriculum vitae well in excess of 100 pages.

 

SWC

Bromigo

• Oct 14, 2015

• #8

sounds to me like someone has resume envy bromigos

 

sports_fan

Footballguy

• Oct 14, 2015

• #9

I swear a nice looking format and page layout is more important than actual content on a resume

 

SWC

Bromigo

• Oct 14, 2015

• #10

i just try my best not to drool on mine or get a booger on it take that to the bank bromigos

 

shady inc

Footballguy

• Oct 14, 2015

• #11

Mostly just citations.