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Footballguy
#### you
The Gator
Footballguy
Wednesdays will be the worst for me. that's me banker's lunch day while watching footy.
You should have seen the look on the waitress's face when I turned down a second cocktail. you'd have thought I grabbed her #####.
Breakfast- the three 3egg and turkey thingy
Lunch_ grilled chicken breast over a 1/2 cup of black beans, one rum
Dinner
You should have seen the look on the waitress's face when I turned down a second cocktail. you'd have thought I grabbed her #####.
Breakfast- the three 3egg and turkey thingy
Lunch_ grilled chicken breast over a 1/2 cup of black beans, one rum
Dinner
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Chicken breast in slow cooker w franks red hot / full or half packet ranch seasoning mix (your choice) ......cook on low for 8hrs... add a little bit of melted butter/whatever if you'd like and shred w forks.
Slaw mix + cider vinegar + little bit of deli mustard + touch of warm honey or sugar substitute + mix.
Romaine leaf, add chicken mix (top w more hot sauce if desired), julienned celery and/or carrot sticks, and a bit of slaw.
Eat.
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Otis
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What'll really blow your minds is when I start employing my "beer and pretzels" diet. It involves IF for approximately 16 hours per day followed by a protein bar for lunch, a Coors Light and bag of pretzels on my train ride home, and then a very light healthy supper. Oh and it involves me winning even better.
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BassNBrew
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BassNBrew
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Massive 307 calorie dinner - fresh salad, pico, 8 tbs rice/black beans. Takes my total to 646 calories on the day.
That followed my second workout of the day which consisted of 30 min lifting and 2.25 miles walk/jog on the treadmill bringing that total to 5.35 miles and 1108 calories burned exercising.
MFP says I have 2182 calories left on the day. Exercise to consumption deficit of 462 cal. I think I might just bank those.
That followed my second workout of the day which consisted of 30 min lifting and 2.25 miles walk/jog on the treadmill bringing that total to 5.35 miles and 1108 calories burned exercising.
MFP says I have 2182 calories left on the day. Exercise to consumption deficit of 462 cal. I think I might just bank those.
Zow
Footballguy
Yeah you suck.
Gotta say though, wife knocked it out of the park for me tonight. Got home from work kinda late and waiting for me was a chicken caprese breast with cherry tomatoes, balsamic vinegar, and buffalo mozzarella. Also a glass of a dry Cabernet.
Having a couple of carrots with blue cheese dressing for dessert.
So, today's food lineup:
breakfast: banana and coffee
lunch: spicy Japanese seafood stew
snack: legal assistant gave me her leftover pineapple that she didn't want (that vixen)
dinner: large chicken breast with balsamic vinegar, cherry tomatoes, and buffalo mozzarella.
Snack: carrots and blue cheese dressing, red wine.
Good day. Totally ignoring the pirate booty in the cupboard. Somewhat of that dull, carb withdrawal headache but an ibuprofen 800 shall take care of that.
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Footballguy
I didn't think it was possible to downgrade from corona. But Otis never ceases to amaze.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Just had a teaspoon of Goober PB&J mix, prob about 50 calories and one of my boy Honest Fruit Juice boxes, 35 calories.
Glorious!
Glorious!
Zow
Footballguy
Your doctor called and said that your diet is unsustainable and even Sherriff Joe is concerned for your well being.
Zow
Footballguy
Time for two workouts and some magical basketball? Must be nice.
Some of us actually have to keep this world turning.
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Footballguy
Zow
Footballguy
Yeah it comes in the third of school, right before they hand us our pot of gold in exchange for sucking out our souls.
Zow
Footballguy
Perhaps I should have known what I was dealing with.
I think this calls for some possible crossfit to start in a couple of weeks.
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Sand
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BTW, just as a general notification for the board. In all fairness. On 4/1 I have the first century ride of the season planned. 104 miles of pain and tunnel vision.
What does this mean for you flabby ####ers? It means that I'm guaranteed a 4,000 calorie deficit on the day. And I will dehydrate/starve after. Easy ~8lbs on the penultimate day. So if I'm within 5% of the lead you boys better be looking in the rear view mirror.
What does this mean for you flabby ####ers? It means that I'm guaranteed a 4,000 calorie deficit on the day. And I will dehydrate/starve after. Easy ~8lbs on the penultimate day. So if I'm within 5% of the lead you boys better be looking in the rear view mirror.
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Yeah I'm gonna be aware on my anniversary... hmmmm...BTW, just as a general notification for the board. In all fairness. On 4/1 I have the first century ride of the season planned. 104 miles of pain and tunnel vision.
What does this mean for you flabby ####ers? It means that I'm guaranteed a 4,000 calorie deficit on the day. And I will dehydrate/starve after. Easy ~8lbs on the penultimate day. So if I'm within 5% of the lead you boys better be looking in the rear view mirror.
Sand
Footballguy
In contrast to your last statement, your bike was looking at you because she loves and misses you.
Northern Voice
Footballguy
Anyone know if Woz likes pirate booty?
Zow
Footballguy
Pirate booty is like the ambrosia of snack foods. And my other in law hates me.
I gave in and had a couple handfuls.
BassNBrew
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huh... interesting. My snack kryptonite is a bag of salt and vinegar chips. I have a half full bag from NYE and I'm actually leaving it in the house to taunt myself.
LA_358100100_24868081980_pla-176845287900:na:na:na:2&code=PLA15&gclid=CNTRrNOZqtECFVU2aQodCuUOMAhuh... interesting. My snack kryptonite is a bag of salt and vinegar chips. I have a half full bag from NYE and I'm actually leaving it in the house to taunt myself.
fantasycurse42
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BassNBrew
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BassNBrew
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15 minutes on the trainer behind me. Had enough when my junk started going numb. Sweated a lot considering it's 38 degrees in the garage. 252 calories in the book. That's a 714 deficit on the day. Add in my 2700 resting calories and that's a pound that's in the rear view mirror.
Otis
Footballguy
Am I right that, as a matter of pure science, you're basically guaranteeing to be burning away boatloads of muscle in the next three months if you keep this up?
bentley
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bentley
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Still 174.
Yesterday - Kashi bar and Greek paste yogurt for breakfast, chicken breast & salad for lunch, spaghetti w meat sauce & salad for dinner plus 45 mins on the elliptical
Today - 6:15 a.m. HIIT class (905 calories burned, yo) w Cliff builders bar and nongay banana for breakfast, salad & supreme pizza for lunch, brisket tacos w queso for dinner. And a gigantic vodka cranberry pom for a snack
Yesterday - Kashi bar and Greek paste yogurt for breakfast, chicken breast & salad for lunch, spaghetti w meat sauce & salad for dinner plus 45 mins on the elliptical
Today - 6:15 a.m. HIIT class (905 calories burned, yo) w Cliff builders bar and nongay banana for breakfast, salad & supreme pizza for lunch, brisket tacos w queso for dinner. And a gigantic vodka cranberry pom for a snack
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