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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (2 Viewers)
- Thread starter Nathan R. Jessep
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bud29
Footballguy
pantherclub
Footballguy
I dont think its fake per se but I think at some point he realized he was in over his head and is throwing his life line in.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
From what I've seen of them hanging out on the porch outside, they seem well-behaved. As well-behaved as a 5 and 8yo can be, anyway.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
I can see that I have some reading to do when I finally slow down at work.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Chatted this evening. Her dogs love me. The little girl loves the roller blades. Good chat. However, Friday is off the table because her parents are coming in. May try for Sunday. TIA for the #####ing and complaining.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
I missed this thread until now. If I read the OP and the last 3 pages, did I miss anything important? I'll need to know how to advise our friend Colonel Jessup when the first fence line shot gets fired.
But he'll have to ask me nicely.
But he'll have to ask me nicely.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
didn't really miss anything other than some :flex: jokes, some raucous cheese discussion, and just a sprinkling of weather talk
pantherclub
Footballguy
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Not yet, GB. She was still friendly when chatting. It's still going to happen, just won't be Friday, and I already have plans for Saturday, so Sunday is the next earliest time. Such is life when kids are involved.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
In The Zone
Footballguy
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
E-Z Glider
Footballguy
That would be weird. Just show up unannounced and ask her father for his permission to propose.
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
So the blue fuzzy vibrator does not even make the cut. :(Nathan R. Jessep said:
DocHolliday
Footballguy
Do yourself a favor and start from the beginning. It is not even close to one of your stories but it is still entertaining.Evilgrin 72 said:
I have a feeling the ending to this is going to be very anti-climatic.
arrow1
Footballguy
NutterButter
Footballguy
Where's the passion in that? You need to wait until they're eating dinner and barge in, get down on one knee and propose. Hopefully its raining so that you'll be soaking wet.
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
@Evilgrin 72 I think our hero needs some metal recommendations for his BBQ. Hair metal is a must when wooing a chick, is it not? Cinderella, White Lion...
Johnny Rock
Footballguy
Why isn't Sunday confirmed if Friday and Saturday are out? If Friday and Saturday were discussed as out, why no number to work out details later?
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Will try to do that today if I see her. She had company (female, you animals) show up as we were talking, so I said we'll discuss later, as she had to get to her company, and both kids and both dogs were running wild in her driveway.
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
He should have been packing a couple of snausages in his underwear. I always do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M95_PhCYDEw
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NutterButter
Footballguy
If this wasn't the opening weekend of college football, this bbq would be the highlight
Johnny Rock
Footballguy
Kanil
Footballguy
I thought that was the neighbor? Was the friend a twin? This is getting much better. Can't wait for next Friday.
Megaton
Footballguy
I will need picture verification for this one. Loved Marisa in My cousin Vinnie.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
see aboveI will need picture verification for this one. Loved Marisa in My cousin Vinnie.
Al O'Pecia
Footballguy
Sorry that I haven't checked in for awhile. Has there been penetration yet?
Megaton
Footballguy
Al O'Pecia
Footballguy
James Daulton
Footballguy
Gotta check and see how well the European and American models are lined up for good weather. Can't take a chance on there even being a potential for precipitation or NRJ is out of there.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
HURRICANE WARNINGS!!!1!~ 
offdee
Footballguy
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
Always a good move.
As a side note, I have watched both the Ox and Yams eat a Snausage. And a Beggin' Strip.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
If I can plagiarize myself.... he should tell her at the BBQ : "Welcome to my BBQ. Now lie down and I'll throw my meat on your grill."
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